Bodhi Twentythree
@bodhi23.bsky.social
Bibliophile, dog mom, herder of cats. Chocolate lover and avid drinker of coffee and tea. Recovering twittercide.
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Bodhi Twentythree
@bodhi23.bsky.social
· Nov 24
I used to have jokes. Now I have existential dread. I'm not sure it was a fair trade.
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I only like Christmas because I get to spend multiple hours behind locked doors pretending to wrap presents.
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I only like Christmas because I get to spend multiple hours behind locked doors pretending to wrap presents.
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All I want for Christmas is 35 new subscribers on my YouTube channel so I can hit 1000 by 2026 (or at least my 6 year anniversary in February).
It is not political, it's a variety channel.
So if you're looking for distractions...
🎁Please consider gifting me a YouTube subscription.
It's free. 😊
All I want for Christmas is 35 new subscribers on my YouTube channel so I can hit 1000 by 2026 (or at least my 6 year anniversary in February).
It is not political, it's a variety channel.
So if you're looking for distractions...
🎁Please consider gifting me a YouTube subscription.
It's free. 😊
With Frankie
A little of this. A little of that.
A potpourri/variety channel about things that interest me...and maybe you too!
Join me while I cook, make, create, travel, learn, and vlog, and explore topics old a...
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December 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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All I want for Christmas is 35 new subscribers on my YouTube channel so I can hit 1000 by 2026 (or at least my 6 year anniversary in February).
It is not political, it's a variety channel.
So if you're looking for distractions...
🎁Please consider gifting me a YouTube subscription.
It's free. 😊
All I want for Christmas is 35 new subscribers on my YouTube channel so I can hit 1000 by 2026 (or at least my 6 year anniversary in February).
It is not political, it's a variety channel.
So if you're looking for distractions...
🎁Please consider gifting me a YouTube subscription.
It's free. 😊
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Christmas this year is hilarious.
A bunch of RW MAGA "Christians" celebrating the birth of a dark skinned refugee who, along with his teachings, they have recently abandoned citing his wokeness.
The literal reason for the season and they hate him like they hate Libs.
Absolutely asinine.
A bunch of RW MAGA "Christians" celebrating the birth of a dark skinned refugee who, along with his teachings, they have recently abandoned citing his wokeness.
The literal reason for the season and they hate him like they hate Libs.
Absolutely asinine.
December 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Christmas this year is hilarious.
A bunch of RW MAGA "Christians" celebrating the birth of a dark skinned refugee who, along with his teachings, they have recently abandoned citing his wokeness.
The literal reason for the season and they hate him like they hate Libs.
Absolutely asinine.
A bunch of RW MAGA "Christians" celebrating the birth of a dark skinned refugee who, along with his teachings, they have recently abandoned citing his wokeness.
The literal reason for the season and they hate him like they hate Libs.
Absolutely asinine.
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I started some herb seeds Saturday and some are already sprouting! 🌱
I've never started seeds this time of year but I want fresh herbs and I refuse to be extorted by the grocery stores.
I've never started seeds this time of year but I want fresh herbs and I refuse to be extorted by the grocery stores.
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I started some herb seeds Saturday and some are already sprouting! 🌱
I've never started seeds this time of year but I want fresh herbs and I refuse to be extorted by the grocery stores.
I've never started seeds this time of year but I want fresh herbs and I refuse to be extorted by the grocery stores.
My nostalgia got run over by awareness
December 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My nostalgia got run over by awareness
Watched Santa Claus is Comin to Town and heard the song "If You Sit On My Lap Today (Be Prepared to Pay)"...
Apparently Santa is in the Epstein Files too.
Apparently Santa is in the Epstein Files too.
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Watched Santa Claus is Comin to Town and heard the song "If You Sit On My Lap Today (Be Prepared to Pay)"...
Apparently Santa is in the Epstein Files too.
Apparently Santa is in the Epstein Files too.
After being away for a few days, the feeling of crawling into your own bed at last can't be beat.
December 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
After being away for a few days, the feeling of crawling into your own bed at last can't be beat.
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ME: wouldn’t it be nice to wake up to the gentle songs of small birds and ease into the day with a little poetry
A HATEFUL UNIVERSE: poetry you say
A HATEFUL UNIVERSE: poetry you say
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
ME: wouldn’t it be nice to wake up to the gentle songs of small birds and ease into the day with a little poetry
A HATEFUL UNIVERSE: poetry you say
A HATEFUL UNIVERSE: poetry you say
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My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.
My dog is trying to occupy the same space as me. Yet still she claims she's not getting enough attention.
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My dog is trying to occupy the same space as me. Yet still she claims she's not getting enough attention.
Why is everything "*core" now?
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Why is everything "*core" now?
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
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Why don’t lima beans taste like limes?
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Why don’t lima beans taste like limes?
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When Carl accepted the role of the sand worm in the local production of Dune, he had no idea how low "low budget" could go. The regret was flowing.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When Carl accepted the role of the sand worm in the local production of Dune, he had no idea how low "low budget" could go. The regret was flowing.
I think I got hit on by a guy half my age.
The fact that I didn't know should indicate several things... Not least that I hadn't a clue I was being flirted with.
The fact that I didn't know should indicate several things... Not least that I hadn't a clue I was being flirted with.
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I think I got hit on by a guy half my age.
The fact that I didn't know should indicate several things... Not least that I hadn't a clue I was being flirted with.
The fact that I didn't know should indicate several things... Not least that I hadn't a clue I was being flirted with.
Used to be a time when my notifications were texts and chats.
Now it's just reminders to take pills.
Now it's just reminders to take pills.
October 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Used to be a time when my notifications were texts and chats.
Now it's just reminders to take pills.
Now it's just reminders to take pills.
Doctor's office is playing gen x radio.
We refuse to refer to it as "classic radio".
We refuse to refer to it as "classic radio".
October 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Doctor's office is playing gen x radio.
We refuse to refer to it as "classic radio".
We refuse to refer to it as "classic radio".
*pumps fist* yeesssss!
October 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
*pumps fist* yeesssss!
*quietly under my breath* somebody please get the fall of Rome joke please please please
October 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
*quietly under my breath* somebody please get the fall of Rome joke please please please
Is somebody playing the violin yet? Seems like that'd be appropriate given how hot things are...
October 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Is somebody playing the violin yet? Seems like that'd be appropriate given how hot things are...
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Is there anything worse than people?
September 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Is there anything worse than people?
I can't even come up with anything witty to say about it.
*gestures broadly at the US*
Fucks sake people.
*gestures broadly at the US*
Fucks sake people.
September 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I can't even come up with anything witty to say about it.
*gestures broadly at the US*
Fucks sake people.
*gestures broadly at the US*
Fucks sake people.
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That time someone said, "Oh you're one of those science is right idiots" to me and I just knew in their head they were actually using "your" and not "you're".
September 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
That time someone said, "Oh you're one of those science is right idiots" to me and I just knew in their head they were actually using "your" and not "you're".