Effie 🍅
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Effie 🍅
@booeffie.bsky.social
· Jun 25
Omg for clarity my stripper name was effie
I am getting mildly drunk tonight and black out drunk tomorrow
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I am getting mildly drunk tonight and black out drunk tomorrow
Yall cant bring up taco bellicopter war crime mcdonalds while im studying its too distracting lmfao
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Yall cant bring up taco bellicopter war crime mcdonalds while im studying its too distracting lmfao
Look I actually want to get these exams over with but also
Please for the love of god can they cancel atleast the first exam tomorrow I do not want to drive 40 minutes with a bunch of black ice
Please for the love of god can they cancel atleast the first exam tomorrow I do not want to drive 40 minutes with a bunch of black ice
December 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Look I actually want to get these exams over with but also
Please for the love of god can they cancel atleast the first exam tomorrow I do not want to drive 40 minutes with a bunch of black ice
Please for the love of god can they cancel atleast the first exam tomorrow I do not want to drive 40 minutes with a bunch of black ice
Getting the call my childs school is also cancelled tomorrow when I have my two finals to take and Im just gonna cry lol Im so tired
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Getting the call my childs school is also cancelled tomorrow when I have my two finals to take and Im just gonna cry lol Im so tired
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Also no offense but when your hormones have you out of your mind, your body is miserable, and your boobs wont fucking make milk, the last thing you need is some jack ass whos brain is so toxic it would kill a brain parasite telling you youre not doing gods will or whatever the fuck.
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Also no offense but when your hormones have you out of your mind, your body is miserable, and your boobs wont fucking make milk, the last thing you need is some jack ass whos brain is so toxic it would kill a brain parasite telling you youre not doing gods will or whatever the fuck.
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My oldest wouldn't latch on a tit and my ex wife stopped making milk early. What the fuck were we meant to do then?
Oh, and my youngest is lactose intolerant, so we could give him breast milk, or give him the special formula that didn't have him shitting explosive diarrhea constantly.
Choices
Oh, and my youngest is lactose intolerant, so we could give him breast milk, or give him the special formula that didn't have him shitting explosive diarrhea constantly.
Choices
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My oldest wouldn't latch on a tit and my ex wife stopped making milk early. What the fuck were we meant to do then?
Oh, and my youngest is lactose intolerant, so we could give him breast milk, or give him the special formula that didn't have him shitting explosive diarrhea constantly.
Choices
Oh, and my youngest is lactose intolerant, so we could give him breast milk, or give him the special formula that didn't have him shitting explosive diarrhea constantly.
Choices
I hate RFK so so so so much.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I hate RFK so so so so much.
My luck is just so comically bad dawg.
Norovirus first day of school. Ice on the roads for finals.
Batting 0/0 here 👍
Norovirus first day of school. Ice on the roads for finals.
Batting 0/0 here 👍
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My luck is just so comically bad dawg.
Norovirus first day of school. Ice on the roads for finals.
Batting 0/0 here 👍
Norovirus first day of school. Ice on the roads for finals.
Batting 0/0 here 👍
I woke up to a friend asking me for help getting something out and I took my antibiotic on an empty stomach and I have been dying since.
i ate some bread but the damage is done my insides feel tore up
i ate some bread but the damage is done my insides feel tore up
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I woke up to a friend asking me for help getting something out and I took my antibiotic on an empty stomach and I have been dying since.
i ate some bread but the damage is done my insides feel tore up
i ate some bread but the damage is done my insides feel tore up
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can gentiles let that poor girl rest in peace for one fucking minute
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
can gentiles let that poor girl rest in peace for one fucking minute
If you have a deep knowledge of bsky/twitter lore it is a terrible day to log on lmaooo
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If you have a deep knowledge of bsky/twitter lore it is a terrible day to log on lmaooo
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NOOOOO PUT THE ANNE FRANK WHITE PRIVILEGE DISCOURSE DOWN!
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
NOOOOO PUT THE ANNE FRANK WHITE PRIVILEGE DISCOURSE DOWN!
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When will the world finally realise that nobody wins when you debate the white privilege of people who died in the holocaust?
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
When will the world finally realise that nobody wins when you debate the white privilege of people who died in the holocaust?
I think thats what Im gonna do
What if I just take another Adderall and eat a bagel
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I think thats what Im gonna do
East coast sickos go to bed challenge
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
East coast sickos go to bed challenge
I felt like I was going to fall asleep so I was like "ok let me close my laptop" and then suddenly Im wide awake again
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I felt like I was going to fall asleep so I was like "ok let me close my laptop" and then suddenly Im wide awake again
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all my favourite feral posters is sagittariussies and capricorns and it has me wondering if there's something about Feb and March that had our mentall ill parents busting raw back then
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
all my favourite feral posters is sagittariussies and capricorns and it has me wondering if there's something about Feb and March that had our mentall ill parents busting raw back then
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Fellas, is it sigma to lie to children?
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Fellas, is it sigma to lie to children?
I have the same problem with test taking that everyone does which is a crippling case of imposter syndrome that makes me think my correct answer is wrong and then I give a wrong answer
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I have the same problem with test taking that everyone does which is a crippling case of imposter syndrome that makes me think my correct answer is wrong and then I give a wrong answer
I need tomorrow to cram.
I was counting on my child going to school.
Guess who got a call school is cancelled AND ALSO there may be black ice on my 40 min commute to finals on tuesday 🤓🤓
I was counting on my child going to school.
Guess who got a call school is cancelled AND ALSO there may be black ice on my 40 min commute to finals on tuesday 🤓🤓
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I need tomorrow to cram.
I was counting on my child going to school.
Guess who got a call school is cancelled AND ALSO there may be black ice on my 40 min commute to finals on tuesday 🤓🤓
I was counting on my child going to school.
Guess who got a call school is cancelled AND ALSO there may be black ice on my 40 min commute to finals on tuesday 🤓🤓
Taking an adderal at 8 PM like an absolute sicko
Drenched in sweat
Starting to panic
Drenched in sweat
Starting to panic
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Taking an adderal at 8 PM like an absolute sicko
Drenched in sweat
Starting to panic
Drenched in sweat
Starting to panic
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Fellas, is it pornographic to fart?
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Fellas, is it pornographic to fart?
I remember when I was in middleschool there were these girls that bullied me but they LOVED my mom and I would get SO MAD like "stop being nice to them mom they bully me!" And she was like "... i cant be mean to a child ☠️☠️"
But now I get it.
But now I get it.
Tbf tho Im not saying its ok kids are being mean but I feel really bad for all these kids rn
Life is rough right now and they have no control and no outlets except lashing at eachother
Life is rough right now and they have no control and no outlets except lashing at eachother
December 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I remember when I was in middleschool there were these girls that bullied me but they LOVED my mom and I would get SO MAD like "stop being nice to them mom they bully me!" And she was like "... i cant be mean to a child ☠️☠️"
But now I get it.
But now I get it.
My child had a blow up with a friend and the formerly best friend is now being really mean but like in a "sorry kid this is not worth telling the teacher every time" sort of way ykwim
So I told her "look next time she acts like that ask her why shes so petty"
So I told her "look next time she acts like that ask her why shes so petty"
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My child had a blow up with a friend and the formerly best friend is now being really mean but like in a "sorry kid this is not worth telling the teacher every time" sort of way ykwim
So I told her "look next time she acts like that ask her why shes so petty"
So I told her "look next time she acts like that ask her why shes so petty"
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man, you live in fucking ireland & have no shortage of audacity to respond like this to a woman living in the u.s. who was posting about her husband getting disappeared by ICE, before suspending her account
you get off on performative cruelty
you get off on performative cruelty
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
man, you live in fucking ireland & have no shortage of audacity to respond like this to a woman living in the u.s. who was posting about her husband getting disappeared by ICE, before suspending her account
you get off on performative cruelty
you get off on performative cruelty