Effie 🍅
@booeffie.bsky.social
Im a loser baby so why dont you -
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Effie 🍅
@booeffie.bsky.social
· Jun 25
Omg for clarity my stripper name was effie
I have the same problem with test taking that everyone does which is a crippling case of imposter syndrome that makes me think my correct answer is wrong and then I give a wrong answer
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I have the same problem with test taking that everyone does which is a crippling case of imposter syndrome that makes me think my correct answer is wrong and then I give a wrong answer
I need tomorrow to cram.
I was counting on my child going to school.
Guess who got a call school is cancelled AND ALSO there may be black ice on my 40 min commute to finals on tuesday 🤓🤓
I was counting on my child going to school.
Guess who got a call school is cancelled AND ALSO there may be black ice on my 40 min commute to finals on tuesday 🤓🤓
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I need tomorrow to cram.
I was counting on my child going to school.
Guess who got a call school is cancelled AND ALSO there may be black ice on my 40 min commute to finals on tuesday 🤓🤓
I was counting on my child going to school.
Guess who got a call school is cancelled AND ALSO there may be black ice on my 40 min commute to finals on tuesday 🤓🤓
Taking an adderal at 8 PM like an absolute sicko
Drenched in sweat
Starting to panic
Drenched in sweat
Starting to panic
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Taking an adderal at 8 PM like an absolute sicko
Drenched in sweat
Starting to panic
Drenched in sweat
Starting to panic
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Fellas, is it pornographic to fart?
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Fellas, is it pornographic to fart?
I remember when I was in middleschool there were these girls that bullied me but they LOVED my mom and I would get SO MAD like "stop being nice to them mom they bully me!" And she was like "... i cant be mean to a child ☠️☠️"
But now I get it.
But now I get it.
Tbf tho Im not saying its ok kids are being mean but I feel really bad for all these kids rn
Life is rough right now and they have no control and no outlets except lashing at eachother
Life is rough right now and they have no control and no outlets except lashing at eachother
December 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I remember when I was in middleschool there were these girls that bullied me but they LOVED my mom and I would get SO MAD like "stop being nice to them mom they bully me!" And she was like "... i cant be mean to a child ☠️☠️"
But now I get it.
But now I get it.
My child had a blow up with a friend and the formerly best friend is now being really mean but like in a "sorry kid this is not worth telling the teacher every time" sort of way ykwim
So I told her "look next time she acts like that ask her why shes so petty"
So I told her "look next time she acts like that ask her why shes so petty"
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My child had a blow up with a friend and the formerly best friend is now being really mean but like in a "sorry kid this is not worth telling the teacher every time" sort of way ykwim
So I told her "look next time she acts like that ask her why shes so petty"
So I told her "look next time she acts like that ask her why shes so petty"
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man, you live in fucking ireland & have no shortage of audacity to respond like this to a woman living in the u.s. who was posting about her husband getting disappeared by ICE, before suspending her account
you get off on performative cruelty
you get off on performative cruelty
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
man, you live in fucking ireland & have no shortage of audacity to respond like this to a woman living in the u.s. who was posting about her husband getting disappeared by ICE, before suspending her account
you get off on performative cruelty
you get off on performative cruelty
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i dont want to live in a world that values gambling apps and ai i want to live in a world that celebrates mustard and puppets
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i dont want to live in a world that values gambling apps and ai i want to live in a world that celebrates mustard and puppets
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I want Jude Law to play Lord Zitron in the "Big(ger) Short: The "AI" Cult Gambit"
If all of this is true, this is one of the most bizarre things in the history of finance, and one with an obvious, nasty and likely sudden surprise when revenue evaporates because there’s no reason to buy more. I want everybody to understand what’s happening! It’s really important and not complex!
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I want Jude Law to play Lord Zitron in the "Big(ger) Short: The "AI" Cult Gambit"
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Today is -Back Up Your External Hard Drive- Day!
Share an ancient photo from the depths of your digital hoard
Share an ancient photo from the depths of your digital hoard
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Today is -Back Up Your External Hard Drive- Day!
Share an ancient photo from the depths of your digital hoard
Share an ancient photo from the depths of your digital hoard
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ban self-checkout
showing me a top-down view of my head is just transphobic tbh
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
ban self-checkout
Emotional support lowbie account
December 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Emotional support lowbie account
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Also it took me a second to realize but imagine asking this woman "oh so you think your shit smells like roses" lmfao
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Also it took me a second to realize but imagine asking this woman "oh so you think your shit smells like roses" lmfao
Imagine being as miserable as stan here.
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
Another rude person to block. Just be normal on the nice puppy picture! Most people are!
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Imagine being as miserable as stan here.
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
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so fucking fire us
More than 1 in 4 self-checkout shoppers admit they've stolen: Survey
More than 1 in 4 self-checkout shoppers admit they’ve stolen: Survey
More than a third of self-checkout thieves see the kiosks as “unpaid work” so taking small items “feels like compensation.”
ktla.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
so fucking fire us
Weird fun fact this also happens irl
People will come up to me and be like "OMG DO YOU REMEMBER ME FROM XYZ F YEARS AGO" and im just like dawg I change my hair every 2 months how is my face so recognizable
And also how do people have such good memory
People will come up to me and be like "OMG DO YOU REMEMBER ME FROM XYZ F YEARS AGO" and im just like dawg I change my hair every 2 months how is my face so recognizable
And also how do people have such good memory
I am genuinely so baffled how people can recognize me by half my face from a photo 10 years ago lmao
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Weird fun fact this also happens irl
People will come up to me and be like "OMG DO YOU REMEMBER ME FROM XYZ F YEARS AGO" and im just like dawg I change my hair every 2 months how is my face so recognizable
And also how do people have such good memory
People will come up to me and be like "OMG DO YOU REMEMBER ME FROM XYZ F YEARS AGO" and im just like dawg I change my hair every 2 months how is my face so recognizable
And also how do people have such good memory
The problem with my trying to study is that my husband said something about how goats being related to sheep so then I had to look that up and thats how I learned theyre in the same family as cows but also theres such a thing a sheep goat hybrid but then also one has 54 chromosome and the other 60
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The problem with my trying to study is that my husband said something about how goats being related to sheep so then I had to look that up and thats how I learned theyre in the same family as cows but also theres such a thing a sheep goat hybrid but then also one has 54 chromosome and the other 60
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voting for baby hepatitis is some freak shit & then you remember that she married stephen miller on purpose
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
voting for baby hepatitis is some freak shit & then you remember that she married stephen miller on purpose
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Save an adult
Give a child vodka
Give a child vodka
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Save an adult
Give a child vodka
Give a child vodka
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adults were not meant to drink
leave it for the kids
leave it for the kids
December 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
adults were not meant to drink
leave it for the kids
leave it for the kids
Lets goooo intro bioinformatics speeeddd runnnn
December 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Lets goooo intro bioinformatics speeeddd runnnn
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I don't know why he sits like that. Scientology probably
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I don't know why he sits like that. Scientology probably
Stressing about finals and then getting a text from the landlord god really fucking hates me dawg
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Stressing about finals and then getting a text from the landlord god really fucking hates me dawg
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there