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Boredmuse
@boredmuse.bsky.social
German translator, analyst, artist, choosing violence everyday.
#graphics
#abstractart
#messing with Photoshop
#messing with one-lab app
#German translation
#photography

She/her
Disney forgot the rules of the internet.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 15d
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement. n.pr/44ph9KC
Billion-dollar OpenAI deal allows users to make content with Disney characters
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement.
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December 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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…Dammit, Dave, you said you wouldn’t do this!
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Morning Kitten

High five, America!
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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#NoirvemberChallenge

Coolest Film Noir Character: Marie "Slim" Browning played by Lauren Bacall in her debut film, “To Have and Have Not” (1944). Controls the narrative. Tames Bogey? That is a new level of coolness.

#Noirvember 🫆

@ladykdesigns.bsky.social 😎😗
a black and white photo of a woman with the words " you just put your lips together and blow "
Alt: Lauren Bacall in To Have and Have Not " you just put your lips together and blow “
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Frank Senryu Series 4
01000 - A Better Ending

Alternate ending
to Se7en when Brad Pitt asks,
"What's in the darn box!?"

#CatsOfBluesky #poetry
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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ME: How did it go?

SON: We lost

ME: Did you give it your all?

SON: Not really

ME: Good, it would have been a waste of time if you did
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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"I was working as an FBI informant this whole time, to take down the Empire from the inside. I never went to Palpatine's island!"
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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When the Yankees get eliminated
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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And it is a terrible crime to slay a unicorn. Drinking its blood can save your life even if you are an inch from death. But at a terrible price. If you slay something so pure, the moment the blood touches your lips you will live a half life. Accursed life.
October 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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"Also, prepare to tremble before the awesome power of our frog."
wizard frog is insane
October 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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And this is really the crux of it folks! Re: T Swift from @raxkingisdead.bsky.social
October 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
October 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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I would never burst into a Waffle House. I don't want to get thrown into whatever fight is already occuring.
September 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??
September 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM