MarkoS
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OG312, Papal Slippers, Oxford Comma, Juche celebrator, sentient 🚩, questionable wiring, over committed to the bit
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cuomo giving the silent nod for catering to bring out the arsenic meatballs
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
cuomo giving the silent nod for catering to bring out the arsenic meatballs
I was over-thinking about how I could use more time to prepare for a meeting and then they delayed the meeting.
Manifesting is real
Manifesting is real
May 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I was over-thinking about how I could use more time to prepare for a meeting and then they delayed the meeting.
Manifesting is real
Manifesting is real
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can we go back to a tv season being 26 episodes? 10 is an insult.
March 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
can we go back to a tv season being 26 episodes? 10 is an insult.
After a breakup 90% of iPhone features turn into ways to show me pictures of my ex
“Thanks iPhone. I already know I fumbled someone beautiful. I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her”
“Thanks iPhone. I already know I fumbled someone beautiful. I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her”
March 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
After a breakup 90% of iPhone features turn into ways to show me pictures of my ex
“Thanks iPhone. I already know I fumbled someone beautiful. I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her”
“Thanks iPhone. I already know I fumbled someone beautiful. I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her”
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Trump has shown a clear pattern of freeing white criminals while imprisoning or deporting non-white people who have not been charged with crimes. We'd call this racist, but that would upset right-wing birthers who don't read our paper, so we'll call this "an unusual pattern."
March 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Trump has shown a clear pattern of freeing white criminals while imprisoning or deporting non-white people who have not been charged with crimes. We'd call this racist, but that would upset right-wing birthers who don't read our paper, so we'll call this "an unusual pattern."
“Is This a Realistic Timeline for This Project?”
Absolutely not.
It’s the work of three people,
with no overtime.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hon...
Absolutely not.
It’s the work of three people,
with no overtime.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hon...
Honest Office Haiku for the Impending Recession
“We Need to Synch Our Agile
Framework with Our Projected Workflow”
Okay, listen up.
I don’t know what you just said.
Am I getting axed?
- - - “We’...
www.mcsweeneys.net
March 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“Is This a Realistic Timeline for This Project?”
Absolutely not.
It’s the work of three people,
with no overtime.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hon...
Absolutely not.
It’s the work of three people,
with no overtime.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hon...
This was identified early on as a likely outcome.
March 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This was identified early on as a likely outcome.
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Government by schadenfreude is not sustainable.
January 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Government by schadenfreude is not sustainable.
Text I received tonight
January 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Text I received tonight
Canadians Politely Decline Statehood www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/can...
Canadians Politely Decline Statehood
“Trump threatens ‘economic force’ to make Canada ‘51st State’ after PM resignation.” — The Independent
- - -America, you know Canada as your hat. W...
www.mcsweeneys.net
January 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Canadians Politely Decline Statehood www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/can...
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I saw an old couple in the supermarket using walkie talkies to communicate with each other from different aisles so you can no longer convince me that we have nothing to learn from previous generations
November 26, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I saw an old couple in the supermarket using walkie talkies to communicate with each other from different aisles so you can no longer convince me that we have nothing to learn from previous generations
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Level of pettiness: if I get an ad mid video I refuse to buy their shit for the audacity to interrupt my entertainment
November 20, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Level of pettiness: if I get an ad mid video I refuse to buy their shit for the audacity to interrupt my entertainment
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If I’m reading their lips correctly, it looks like my neighbors are having an argument about the creepy guy next door.
November 15, 2024 at 9:44 PM
If I’m reading their lips correctly, it looks like my neighbors are having an argument about the creepy guy next door.
My view from the office tonite
November 13, 2024 at 12:51 AM
My view from the office tonite