Braden
@bradenbrown24.bsky.social
Teacher, Vocalist, Cards/Chiefs/Blues/Mizzou
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MLB’s transactions log says the Cardinals optioned Luken Baker to Memphis following the game today. This presumably sets up Iván Herrera to be activated from the IL on Friday in DC.
May 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
MLB’s transactions log says the Cardinals optioned Luken Baker to Memphis following the game today. This presumably sets up Iván Herrera to be activated from the IL on Friday in DC.
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Source: If chosen as pope, Donald Trump plans to take the name Corinthian the Two.
May 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Source: If chosen as pope, Donald Trump plans to take the name Corinthian the Two.
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Breaking: federal district court orders North Carolina to certify state supreme court election for Democrat Allison Riggs & rejects Republican attempt to overturn election and throw out thousands of votes. Huge victory for democracy & fair elections www.courtlistener.com/docket/69489...
May 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Breaking: federal district court orders North Carolina to certify state supreme court election for Democrat Allison Riggs & rejects Republican attempt to overturn election and throw out thousands of votes. Huge victory for democracy & fair elections www.courtlistener.com/docket/69489...
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Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39
May 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39
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Caller Chris has some thoughts that are sure to save the #stlcards season.
April 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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The Cardinals probably suck, but after a ~50 hour Holy Week of teaching and chorusing it’s great to sit down and watch these assholes!
April 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The Cardinals probably suck, but after a ~50 hour Holy Week of teaching and chorusing it’s great to sit down and watch these assholes!
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2025 TEAM ERAs:
1.91 NYM
2.48 LAD
2.76 SD
2.85 SF
2.93 TEX
2.97 TB
3.22 PHI
3.39 KC
3.41 CIN
3.78 HOU
3.81 MIA
4.02 CWS
4.21 TOR
4.24 BOS
4.25 DET
4.27 COL
4.36 ATL
4.37 NYY
4.50 LAA
4.58 CHC SEA
4.71 BAL
4.78 WSH
4.96 MIN
4.98 PIT
5.07 ARI
5.09 CLE
5.66 ATH
5.97 MIL
6.01 STL
1.91 NYM
2.48 LAD
2.76 SD
2.85 SF
2.93 TEX
2.97 TB
3.22 PHI
3.39 KC
3.41 CIN
3.78 HOU
3.81 MIA
4.02 CWS
4.21 TOR
4.24 BOS
4.25 DET
4.27 COL
4.36 ATL
4.37 NYY
4.50 LAA
4.58 CHC SEA
4.71 BAL
4.78 WSH
4.96 MIN
4.98 PIT
5.07 ARI
5.09 CLE
5.66 ATH
5.97 MIL
6.01 STL
April 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
2025 TEAM ERAs:
1.91 NYM
2.48 LAD
2.76 SD
2.85 SF
2.93 TEX
2.97 TB
3.22 PHI
3.39 KC
3.41 CIN
3.78 HOU
3.81 MIA
4.02 CWS
4.21 TOR
4.24 BOS
4.25 DET
4.27 COL
4.36 ATL
4.37 NYY
4.50 LAA
4.58 CHC SEA
4.71 BAL
4.78 WSH
4.96 MIN
4.98 PIT
5.07 ARI
5.09 CLE
5.66 ATH
5.97 MIL
6.01 STL
1.91 NYM
2.48 LAD
2.76 SD
2.85 SF
2.93 TEX
2.97 TB
3.22 PHI
3.39 KC
3.41 CIN
3.78 HOU
3.81 MIA
4.02 CWS
4.21 TOR
4.24 BOS
4.25 DET
4.27 COL
4.36 ATL
4.37 NYY
4.50 LAA
4.58 CHC SEA
4.71 BAL
4.78 WSH
4.96 MIN
4.98 PIT
5.07 ARI
5.09 CLE
5.66 ATH
5.97 MIL
6.01 STL
This is a thing somehow in 2025!
April 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This is a thing somehow in 2025!
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These are the same people that were willing to let their grandparents die so they could eat at Arby's again without a mask
April 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
These are the same people that were willing to let their grandparents die so they could eat at Arby's again without a mask
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
The amount of times I say “good point Ricky” then that fucking Vitae Foundation ad comes on KMOX and I want to take a shower.
April 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The amount of times I say “good point Ricky” then that fucking Vitae Foundation ad comes on KMOX and I want to take a shower.
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There should be a DFA trapdoor if a guy gives up more than a certain amount of runs in less than five innings to the White Sox. Right there on the mound. [hangs head after allowing a third homer to a player no one has heard of, steps on the mound trapdoor, Chris Paddack tips hat and swoosh]
March 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
There should be a DFA trapdoor if a guy gives up more than a certain amount of runs in less than five innings to the White Sox. Right there on the mound. [hangs head after allowing a third homer to a player no one has heard of, steps on the mound trapdoor, Chris Paddack tips hat and swoosh]
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Here's your mandatory Opening Day giant-flag photo in Tampa, beneath actual clouds.
It's the first time the rockets really did red glare during the anthem!
It's the first time the rockets really did red glare during the anthem!
March 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Here's your mandatory Opening Day giant-flag photo in Tampa, beneath actual clouds.
It's the first time the rockets really did red glare during the anthem!
It's the first time the rockets really did red glare during the anthem!
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Me and the boys after I use late-round picks on Lars Nootbaar, Ivan Herrera and Andre Pallante
March 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Me and the boys after I use late-round picks on Lars Nootbaar, Ivan Herrera and Andre Pallante
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I'm a bleeding-heart pacifist who loathes toxic masculinity and bro codes. I am also completely delighted that the Blues arranged for Pat Maroon to have one more fight on St. Louis ice. ❤️
March 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm a bleeding-heart pacifist who loathes toxic masculinity and bro codes. I am also completely delighted that the Blues arranged for Pat Maroon to have one more fight on St. Louis ice. ❤️
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Good for Kyle Gibson
March 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Good for Kyle Gibson
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Cocoa Marsh (circa 1944-circa 1980): A chocolate syrup, marketed as a "milk booster" and "milk amplifier." Known for it's pump attachment and extra smooth consistency-which was believed to be due to the addition of marshmallow to the formula- it developed a strong cult following
August 21, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Cocoa Marsh (circa 1944-circa 1980): A chocolate syrup, marketed as a "milk booster" and "milk amplifier." Known for it's pump attachment and extra smooth consistency-which was believed to be due to the addition of marshmallow to the formula- it developed a strong cult following
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I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism.
From Around the Horn:
From Around the Horn:
March 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism.
From Around the Horn:
From Around the Horn:
A ground ball over the head of the 1st baseman? That’s a new one Claibs.
March 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
A ground ball over the head of the 1st baseman? That’s a new one Claibs.
Jail. Immediately.
WHAT IN GOD’S NAME ARE WE DOING HERE, FOLKS? #hatchat
March 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Jail. Immediately.
“It’s popped up to left field and it goes over the wall for a home run!” Mike Claiborne everybody!
March 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“It’s popped up to left field and it goes over the wall for a home run!” Mike Claiborne everybody!
Well tink hence was terrible.
February 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Well tink hence was terrible.
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No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.
February 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.
Oh my god this is the worst rendition of Oh Canada I’ve heard.
February 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Oh my god this is the worst rendition of Oh Canada I’ve heard.
My god this team is good!! M I Z
February 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
My god this team is good!! M I Z