bradgearon.bsky.social
@bradgearon.bsky.social
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The only thing worse than sowing is reaping.
July 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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There was a mosquito in my office so I quit.
July 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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putting funyuns on a wireless charger should refill the bag
July 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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the world needs more giant fruit
July 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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*pulls you in for a kiss*
January 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Why did they call it ocular lubricant and not ‘moistyoureyeser’?
April 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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i am the author of my own destiny but holy shit i can not spell
April 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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The world outside looks so unkind
April 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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It’s always when I feel my most worthless that I find a coupon good for 10% off my next oil change.
January 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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estrogen in my face now i think
December 8, 2024 at 10:11 AM
unraveling toilet paper expectantly
November 26, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM