clare
@brazingandgrazing.bsky.social
transgender tig welder. 23. yeagh }:3
free palestine 🇵🇸
free palestine 🇵🇸
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
October 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
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In some ways this is the government now
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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:of56nmyuqzvjta7qlf7gwht6/bafkreigd4ytwxolisa7hyct6pyoprf6vqdzvyevq44rtyv4zjeurlw3uii@jpeg)
October 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
In some ways this is the government now
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Ban socialists all you want. The idea will never die. Humanity could be nuked back to the stone ages and it would return
October 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Ban socialists all you want. The idea will never die. Humanity could be nuked back to the stone ages and it would return
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Zuckerberg: it does seem increasingly clear to me that in five years anyone without smart glasses will be at a significant cognitive disadvantage
Me, alternating between holding the duster right side up to get high on and upside down to freeze a little piece of my arm meat: pray tell
Me, alternating between holding the duster right side up to get high on and upside down to freeze a little piece of my arm meat: pray tell
September 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Zuckerberg: it does seem increasingly clear to me that in five years anyone without smart glasses will be at a significant cognitive disadvantage
Me, alternating between holding the duster right side up to get high on and upside down to freeze a little piece of my arm meat: pray tell
Me, alternating between holding the duster right side up to get high on and upside down to freeze a little piece of my arm meat: pray tell
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COP: you been drinking tonight?
ME: no sir
COP: [pulls out banana peel] this funny to you at all?
ME: uh *heh* i mean
COP: answer the question, son
ME: an allusion to an iconic slapstick gag, like the potential alone it’s just..
COP: gonna need you to step out of the car
ME: [slips on banana peel]
ME: no sir
COP: [pulls out banana peel] this funny to you at all?
ME: uh *heh* i mean
COP: answer the question, son
ME: an allusion to an iconic slapstick gag, like the potential alone it’s just..
COP: gonna need you to step out of the car
ME: [slips on banana peel]
September 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
COP: you been drinking tonight?
ME: no sir
COP: [pulls out banana peel] this funny to you at all?
ME: uh *heh* i mean
COP: answer the question, son
ME: an allusion to an iconic slapstick gag, like the potential alone it’s just..
COP: gonna need you to step out of the car
ME: [slips on banana peel]
ME: no sir
COP: [pulls out banana peel] this funny to you at all?
ME: uh *heh* i mean
COP: answer the question, son
ME: an allusion to an iconic slapstick gag, like the potential alone it’s just..
COP: gonna need you to step out of the car
ME: [slips on banana peel]
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"All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake 'public opinion' for the benefit of the bourgeoisie.
This is a fact.
No one will ever be able to refute it."
- Lenin
This is a fact.
No one will ever be able to refute it."
- Lenin
April 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake 'public opinion' for the benefit of the bourgeoisie.
This is a fact.
No one will ever be able to refute it."
- Lenin
This is a fact.
No one will ever be able to refute it."
- Lenin
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Me: these 9 Sapporos ain’t shit
Me, 37 minutes later:
Me, 37 minutes later:
August 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Me: these 9 Sapporos ain’t shit
Me, 37 minutes later:
Me, 37 minutes later:
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i wasn't notified of its removal or of any rules it was breaking. so here it is again
August 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
i wasn't notified of its removal or of any rules it was breaking. so here it is again
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sometimes it feels like i’m the only trans woman that yanks it to herself anymore 💀
August 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
sometimes it feels like i’m the only trans woman that yanks it to herself anymore 💀
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Krav Maga is a special tactical combat system developed by Israel, where if someone comes at you with a knife, you call your dad to blow up the guy's house.
August 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Krav Maga is a special tactical combat system developed by Israel, where if someone comes at you with a knife, you call your dad to blow up the guy's house.
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this 3 act story has something for everyone
August 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
this 3 act story has something for everyone
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blowing past expectations by miraculously remembering to post here a third time in one week
August 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
blowing past expectations by miraculously remembering to post here a third time in one week
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of course i'm going to cuddle this fish it's right there in the name
August 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
of course i'm going to cuddle this fish it's right there in the name
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when batman misses a church service it’s called a christian bale.
August 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
when batman misses a church service it’s called a christian bale.
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All cities are walkable if your not a bitch
July 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
All cities are walkable if your not a bitch
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EVO Franceの2人🥰フランスで開催という事でマノン（フランス）マリちゃん（イタリア）にしてもらいました。こちらのアートを描いてくれたふくもりくんはマリちゃんのデザインも担当してくれたので活き活きとした表情で描いてくれます👍
July 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
EVO Franceの2人🥰フランスで開催という事でマノン（フランス）マリちゃん（イタリア）にしてもらいました。こちらのアートを描いてくれたふくもりくんはマリちゃんのデザインも担当してくれたので活き活きとした表情で描いてくれます👍
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April 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM