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anytime a dork tells you the usps needs to be profitable ask them how profitable sewers are
hansilowang.bsky.social Hansi Lo Wang (he/him) @hansilowang.bsky.social · May 9
NEW: The U.S. Postal Service posted a net loss of $3.3 billion in this fiscal year’s second quarter mainly due to “significant challenges out of our control,” including workers’ compensation costs, Luke Grossmann, USPS chief financial officer, said at the open session of the governing board meeting
May 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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mcs212.bsky.social
(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...
culturecrave.co Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · May 2
Emperor Palpatine with a gun in #Fortnite
May 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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ianboudreau.com
Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
April 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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seamas.bsky.social
roomba accidentally saw outside
Reddit post headed "Roomba accidentally saw outside and now I can't delete "room 1" and "room 4" showing a map of the Roomba's picture of the world, which includes an ill-defined patch of outside listed as "room 1" and "room 2"
March 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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sethrosenthal.bsky.social
How Did This Beloved Thing Get So Bad?

a guy wanted to get richer

What Happened To All Thos— let me stop you there. a guy wanted to get richer

Why Is Th— a guy wanted to get richer

Have You Noticed Th— a guy wanted to get richer

Where Did— a guy wanted to get richer
January 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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tommchenry.bsky.social
how to

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...
PANEL 1: The rat cartoonist and Jeremy the Duck are watching the cartoonist draw with a gigantic Apple Pencil on a gigantic iPad on a cluttered desk. CARTOONIST: "I find it often helps to simply open with a sincere anxiety simply expressed" PANEL 2: CARTOONIST: "Then you've got a premise for another character to play against or add to" JEREMY: "The illusion of a fuller universe!" PANEL 3: CARTOONIST: "Don't write jokes, wander into them. You're doing this to find a path forward from panel one's agitation to anything else, even if there's no punchline." JEREMY: "Because it's a private ritual against despair anyway." PANEL 4: CARTOONIST: "Exactamundo, Jeremy. The best jokes will reveal themselves to the faithful at the moment they are needed. Until then, breathe, move the pen, keep your heart." PANEL 5: The cartoonist draws a big sweeping line. JEREMY: "And that's it?" CARTOONIST: "Yeah, and the fucked up thing is, you won't improve until you stop caring if you improve."
March 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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robertsilverman.bsky.social
Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment
January 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
brendankelly.bsky.social
Channeling Mr. Rogers today (changing from my outdoor sweatpants into my indoor sweatpants)
November 20, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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When a toddler has free rein in a costume shop
November 15, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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CC: @ditzkoff.bsky.social
November 15, 2024 at 12:19 AM
brendankelly.bsky.social
If a friend has mail on their kitchen table, I always sneak a glance at it to see if there's any for me because I am an arrogant, arrogant moron.
November 14, 2024 at 4:13 PM
brendankelly.bsky.social
"TWO men enter! THREE men leave!" - Slogan for a gay adoption agency
November 14, 2024 at 4:13 AM
brendankelly.bsky.social
head's stuck in the bannister and missing like 4 job interviews
November 14, 2024 at 4:10 AM
brendankelly.bsky.social
Don't throw the baby out with the bath water- that's perfectly good bath water.
November 14, 2024 at 1:53 AM
brendankelly.bsky.social
"What makes you think you can just waltz in here?!" - Pretentious Ballroom Dance Instructor
November 14, 2024 at 12:48 AM