Gordon Stephen
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As you bathe the stains from my skin only dirt is washed away
'Cause all the bad lays far more deep
Please, I don't wanna talk about it
'Cause all the bad lays far more deep
Please, I don't wanna talk about it
Pinned
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Nic Cage as John Madden looks kinda like when Alan Partridge got fat because he had a Toblerone addiction.
December 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Nic Cage as John Madden looks kinda like when Alan Partridge got fat because he had a Toblerone addiction.
Yer Da shouts at hotels is absolutely brutal. Hats off.
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Yer Da shouts at hotels is absolutely brutal. Hats off.
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‘Yer da shouts at hotels’ theres been a murder
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
‘Yer da shouts at hotels’ theres been a murder
Listening to the second disc of the deluxe release of Silent Alarm and being reminded just how much I love a lot of that really early Bloc Party stuff.
December 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Listening to the second disc of the deluxe release of Silent Alarm and being reminded just how much I love a lot of that really early Bloc Party stuff.
Instead of looking at my phone between sets at the gym, I just stare into the middle distance while being careful to not be looking in anyone’s direction and wonder if people think I’m a psychopath for not looking at my phone.
December 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Instead of looking at my phone between sets at the gym, I just stare into the middle distance while being careful to not be looking in anyone’s direction and wonder if people think I’m a psychopath for not looking at my phone.
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at a certain level of any creative or intellectual collaborative job the main task is sin-eater: to fix what you can and get blamed for what you can’t, secretly knowing how much worse it would have been if you hadn’t done what you did.
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
at a certain level of any creative or intellectual collaborative job the main task is sin-eater: to fix what you can and get blamed for what you can’t, secretly knowing how much worse it would have been if you hadn’t done what you did.
Well, this definitely checks out.
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Well, this definitely checks out.
I see the current DHL advert with the van driving in wildly inappropriate places matches the reality of one of their vans reversing into my garden earlier.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I see the current DHL advert with the van driving in wildly inappropriate places matches the reality of one of their vans reversing into my garden earlier.
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Anyone else piss get boiled that they insist on playing Flower Of Scotland on the bagpipes when it has a note (flattened 7th) that that instrument cannot play? Probably just me.. 🏴
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Anyone else piss get boiled that they insist on playing Flower Of Scotland on the bagpipes when it has a note (flattened 7th) that that instrument cannot play? Probably just me.. 🏴
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i just think everyone would be happier in life if they accepted that sometimes referees will make decisions they disagree with.
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i just think everyone would be happier in life if they accepted that sometimes referees will make decisions they disagree with.
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Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
A TV Character from their day:
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
A TV Character from their day:
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Bowser Now Stealing 33% More Stars and Coins From American Mario Party Players hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
Bowser Now Stealing 33% More Stars and Coins From American Mario Party Players
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — An all-too common argument erupted during one of Mario’s famous parties on Wednesday, though this time it had nothing to do with…
hard-drive.net
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Bowser Now Stealing 33% More Stars and Coins From American Mario Party Players hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Thre is no greater compliment in all of videogames than “has Dreamcast vibes”. We could be comparing something to the VMU and it would still stand.
October 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Thre is no greater compliment in all of videogames than “has Dreamcast vibes”. We could be comparing something to the VMU and it would still stand.
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Under Over Over - West Hampstead
So it's taken a while, but I've finally found a location where you can clearly see London Underground trains traveling over London Overground trains.
The vantage point is at West Hampstead Overground station at the end of the platform.
So it's taken a while, but I've finally found a location where you can clearly see London Underground trains traveling over London Overground trains.
The vantage point is at West Hampstead Overground station at the end of the platform.
October 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Under Over Over - West Hampstead
So it's taken a while, but I've finally found a location where you can clearly see London Underground trains traveling over London Overground trains.
The vantage point is at West Hampstead Overground station at the end of the platform.
So it's taken a while, but I've finally found a location where you can clearly see London Underground trains traveling over London Overground trains.
The vantage point is at West Hampstead Overground station at the end of the platform.
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mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb
TERFs pretending to freak out about the “transgender propaganda” of “unknown gender” in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb
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And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help
October 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
And Alexander wept, for there was no more hamburger to help
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REPORT: Princess Peach’s New Album, “Life of a Toadgirl” Features Track Entitled “Pipe” That Describes Mario’s Penis in Excruciating Detail.
October 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
REPORT: Princess Peach’s New Album, “Life of a Toadgirl” Features Track Entitled “Pipe” That Describes Mario’s Penis in Excruciating Detail.
If you see this, QRT with a game released the year you were born.
October 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you see this, QRT with a game released the year you were born.
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Me: I could go to a lovely little gig I fancy at my favourite venue 100s of miles away.
Reality: It’s looking near impossible to do this for much less than £250 excluding the gig ticket.
Oh.
Reality: It’s looking near impossible to do this for much less than £250 excluding the gig ticket.
Oh.
October 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Me: I could go to a lovely little gig I fancy at my favourite venue 100s of miles away.
Reality: It’s looking near impossible to do this for much less than £250 excluding the gig ticket.
Oh.
Reality: It’s looking near impossible to do this for much less than £250 excluding the gig ticket.
Oh.