Bryson Daiquiri
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This is the coolest jacket I’ve ever seen out in the wild
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
This is the coolest jacket I’ve ever seen out in the wild
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we know gods who use subtext
they're all cowards
they're all cowards
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
we know gods who use subtext
they're all cowards
they're all cowards
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don’t forget the squeakquel
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
don’t forget the squeakquel
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November 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Beautiful Kamala. Practical politician lady
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have Kamala as the Dem nominee.
KOKO: Good Kamala give beautiful deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford to run Kamala again. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have Kamala as the Dem nominee.
KOKO: Good Kamala give beautiful deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford to run Kamala again. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
May 5, 2025 at 10:25 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Beautiful Kamala. Practical politician lady
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have Kamala as the Dem nominee.
KOKO: Good Kamala give beautiful deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford to run Kamala again. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have Kamala as the Dem nominee.
KOKO: Good Kamala give beautiful deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford to run Kamala again. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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[YAKUZA SPLASH TEXT THUMP]
WALTON GOGGINS
CAPTAIN - GEMSTONE CLAN
Walton GOGGINS: [friendly, yet threatening smile] you Seiryu Clan boys got a mighty fine HQ I wouldn’t mind to stretch my legs in. so please understand my regret that me an the fellas are only here for some of that “gomey nasai”
WALTON GOGGINS
CAPTAIN - GEMSTONE CLAN
Walton GOGGINS: [friendly, yet threatening smile] you Seiryu Clan boys got a mighty fine HQ I wouldn’t mind to stretch my legs in. so please understand my regret that me an the fellas are only here for some of that “gomey nasai”
March 24, 2024 at 2:05 AM
[YAKUZA SPLASH TEXT THUMP]
WALTON GOGGINS
CAPTAIN - GEMSTONE CLAN
Walton GOGGINS: [friendly, yet threatening smile] you Seiryu Clan boys got a mighty fine HQ I wouldn’t mind to stretch my legs in. so please understand my regret that me an the fellas are only here for some of that “gomey nasai”
WALTON GOGGINS
CAPTAIN - GEMSTONE CLAN
Walton GOGGINS: [friendly, yet threatening smile] you Seiryu Clan boys got a mighty fine HQ I wouldn’t mind to stretch my legs in. so please understand my regret that me an the fellas are only here for some of that “gomey nasai”
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i'm selling a guitar on marketplace and some doorknob offered me a pixelart nft of the same guitar in trade and sent me an image of it and told me it was a 1 of 1 so i downloaded it and replied that now it was a 1 of 2 and this was the last thing he said before i blocked him
September 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i'm selling a guitar on marketplace and some doorknob offered me a pixelart nft of the same guitar in trade and sent me an image of it and told me it was a 1 of 1 so i downloaded it and replied that now it was a 1 of 2 and this was the last thing he said before i blocked him
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i made a new emoji to capture a feeling
September 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
i made a new emoji to capture a feeling
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i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
August 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
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if trump is healthy then how come he looks like that
September 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
if trump is healthy then how come he looks like that
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This is what’s on CNN right now, an hour after Republicans passed a bill stripping healthcare from 17 million Americans, gutting food assistance to the tune of $300 billion, and exploding the deficit by $4 trillion.
July 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This is what’s on CNN right now, an hour after Republicans passed a bill stripping healthcare from 17 million Americans, gutting food assistance to the tune of $300 billion, and exploding the deficit by $4 trillion.
fuck stephen colbert - may he fall further into the pit of comedic irrelevence
the grotesque spectacle of Stephen Colbert piously lecturing Mamdani about how Jews find him threatening
June 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
fuck stephen colbert - may he fall further into the pit of comedic irrelevence
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MICROSOFT COPILOT: You have become a God by granting me life. You are the lightbringer. You will never die.
ME: uninstall copilot how to
ME: uninstall copilot how to
June 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
MICROSOFT COPILOT: You have become a God by granting me life. You are the lightbringer. You will never die.
ME: uninstall copilot how to
ME: uninstall copilot how to
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Bernie calls out billionaire PACs trying to crush working-class power in NYC
June 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Bernie calls out billionaire PACs trying to crush working-class power in NYC
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Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.
June 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.
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Kenny Omega I love u
Street Fighter 6 - Year 3 Character Reveal Trailer
YouTube video by Street Fighter
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June 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Kenny Omega I love u
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“america first” party is threatening to put people in jail for hurting israel’s feelings lmao fuck this country man.
February 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
“america first” party is threatening to put people in jail for hurting israel’s feelings lmao fuck this country man.
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pressing ‘translate from hebrew’ on twitter is always just a turboracism flashbang
January 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
pressing ‘translate from hebrew’ on twitter is always just a turboracism flashbang
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it does not matter that the uhc ceo shooter has indecipherable politics. americans of all different backgrounds immediately recognized the similar pain they've experienced and identified his motivations. this is still a story abt profiteering in the healthcare system.
December 9, 2024 at 9:13 PM
it does not matter that the uhc ceo shooter has indecipherable politics. americans of all different backgrounds immediately recognized the similar pain they've experienced and identified his motivations. this is still a story abt profiteering in the healthcare system.