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Hi all. I know it's been a long time. Sorry for the wait. Hope it's halfway decent.
"Happy Hardcore History Day".
dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3...
"Happy Hardcore History Day".
dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3...
dts.podtrac.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hi all. I know it's been a long time. Sorry for the wait. Hope it's halfway decent.
"Happy Hardcore History Day".
dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3...
"Happy Hardcore History Day".
dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3...
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ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
Hammering Tylenol, loving the shit out of this train
September 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Hammering Tylenol, loving the shit out of this train
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Cornhole concerns at the zoning committee: "The cornhole game leads to a continuous thunking noise as the beanbag hits the target. When one goes in the hole there's a loud cry of success."
September 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Cornhole concerns at the zoning committee: "The cornhole game leads to a continuous thunking noise as the beanbag hits the target. When one goes in the hole there's a loud cry of success."
I am pleading, YES
I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
August 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I am pleading, YES
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A judge ordered the sale of Alex Jones Infowars today, clearing the way for The Onion to renew its attempt to buy the notorious conspiracy-fueled empire. "We’re working on it," @bencollins.bsky.social tells @status.news www.status.news/p/washington...
August 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
A judge ordered the sale of Alex Jones Infowars today, clearing the way for The Onion to renew its attempt to buy the notorious conspiracy-fueled empire. "We’re working on it," @bencollins.bsky.social tells @status.news www.status.news/p/washington...
I don’t get Friends
August 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I don’t get Friends
Is there an ETF for dentures companies?
June 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Is there an ETF for dentures companies?
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While it’s tempting to dump on this shit admin, these two things are not the same
June 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
While it’s tempting to dump on this shit admin, these two things are not the same
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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
Really too bad the greatest comedic mind of our age also happens to be the president. In any other context this is HILARIOUS
Reporter: Have you uncovered evidence that something was signed without President Biden’s knowledge or by others in the administration acting illegally?
Trump: No. But I've uncovered the human mind. I was in a debate with the human mind.
Trump: No. But I've uncovered the human mind. I was in a debate with the human mind.
June 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Really too bad the greatest comedic mind of our age also happens to be the president. In any other context this is HILARIOUS
Get lost, pull over at a pay phone and start studying that map in the back of the yellow pages
I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time
June 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Get lost, pull over at a pay phone and start studying that map in the back of the yellow pages
Haha this is basically my politics
I firmly believe that there is a part of everyone that wishes to tell other people what to do, and that part must be vigorously restrained
maddest i ever got online is when i tweeted about scrolling instagram while biking at the gym and someone responded "put your phone away when youre at the gym! youre supposed to disconnect while youre there!" like bro youre not my mom leave me alone!
May 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Haha this is basically my politics
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I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
May 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
Dudes rock
older guy in front of me at grocery store dripping sweat in a tank top with a USMC tattoo just bought a head of lettuce and 4 half price bottles of vodka with an amex black card and his lock screen was a picture of the muppet Beaker
May 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Dudes rock
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planning a child's birthday party for *next* saturday? this man's never done an ounce of domestic labor in his life and is already dreaming of how to outsource it
May 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
planning a child's birthday party for *next* saturday? this man's never done an ounce of domestic labor in his life and is already dreaming of how to outsource it
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Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story?
Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What
Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What
May 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story?
Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What
Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What
Who is going to be the first reporter to ask the new Pope about his thoughts on Old Style / Malort
May 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Who is going to be the first reporter to ask the new Pope about his thoughts on Old Style / Malort
I only support reopening Alcatraz if we can a) put Trump in there or b) put Trump in there and keep it as a tourist attraction
May 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I only support reopening Alcatraz if we can a) put Trump in there or b) put Trump in there and keep it as a tourist attraction
Ok, this is so dumb it’s great
Unfortunately the phrase “never throw a poodle at a pig” is now permanently part of my lexicon. @brbarrett.bsky.social: www.wired.com/story/google...
'You Can't Lick a Badger Twice': Google Failures Highlight a Fundamental AI Flaw
Google’s AI Overviews feature credible-sounding explanations for completely made-up idioms.
www.wired.com
April 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Ok, this is so dumb it’s great
Never a bad time to think about repealing the Patriot Act, apropos of nothing
April 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Never a bad time to think about repealing the Patriot Act, apropos of nothing
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I had an instant and overwhelming "come ON" reaction to this shit. Rolling my eyes and gesticulating like Luka Doncic contesting a foul call.
April 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I had an instant and overwhelming "come ON" reaction to this shit. Rolling my eyes and gesticulating like Luka Doncic contesting a foul call.
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More in No, Other People:
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
April 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
More in No, Other People:
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory