Some call me Bob
banner
burgin.bsky.social
Some call me Bob
@burgin.bsky.social
Cage free, organic, Non GMO
Reposted by Some call me Bob
the jolly rancher was actually a farmer. also, he was incredibly depressed
June 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Reposted by Some call me Bob
'Meredith,' some guys ask, 'why won't you shove AI into Signal?'

Because we love privacy, and we love you, and this shit is predictable and unacceptable. Use Signal ❤️
June 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
You can't convince me this isn't Nathan Fielder.
June 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Reposted by Some call me Bob
I can't imagine being a mother or sister or daughter desperate to get some food to the people that I love. It is a CRIME that these people are starving and desperate. This is so fucking wrong. The world should be ashamed
BREAKING: The United Nations World Food Program said ‘hordes of hungry people’ broke into one of the agency's warehouses in central Gaza and initial reports indicated that two people had died and several more were injured reut.rs/4mwYOTr
May 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Growing recognition that women's pain should be treated" Good start. Maybe address equal pay next?
npr.org NPR @npr.org · May 20
A major medical group now recommends pain-blocking treatments for IUD insertion and other procedures amid a growing recognition that women's pain should be treated.
Doctors urged to treat pain for IUD insertion and other procedures
A major medical group now recommends pain-blocking treatments for IUD insertion and other procedures amid a growing recognition that women's pain should be treated.
www.npr.org
May 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Reposted by Some call me Bob
(Olive Garden)

*pulling up pants

All I'm saying is you should really clarify what you mean by "bottomless breadsticks".
May 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Reposted by Some call me Bob
frogs keep their babies in cribbits
May 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Nothing like starting a Monday shirtless with lube all over my chest and the echo cardiogram nurse casually tossing a towel at me saying "Clean yourself up and meet me in the lobby".
May 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Reposted by Some call me Bob
Something I hope everyone covers this tomorrow notes is that...the President has no authority whatsoever to make trade deals without congress. None. Not even the pretext of one.
New: Trump is expected to announce on Thursday that the US will strike a trade deal with the UK, according to a person familiar with the matter, the first agreement for the administration since it imposed sweeping tariffs against its trading partners last month @theguardian.com story TK
May 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Reposted by Some call me Bob
You know you're old when you start traveling with your own antacids.
May 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Apparently another horse won the Kentucky Derby. Smh. How many years in a row is this? Seems unfair to other animals.
May 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Reposted by Some call me Bob
the ocean misses me and you can’t convince me otherwise
April 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Reposted by Some call me Bob
It's important that you remember that they're liars. Don't believe anything they say about the people they've kidnapped and trafficked to different states and countries. Those PEOPLE are someone's children and they're YOUR neighbors.
April 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Reposted by Some call me Bob
Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.
April 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Reposted by Some call me Bob
Cool hack if you're sneezing on a plane: wear a fucking mask you psychos
April 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Reposted by Some call me Bob
the stock market is just astrology for white guys who do too much coke
April 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Reposted by Some call me Bob
The penguins can have their tariffs lifted if they agree to buy 30,000 of America's unsold Teslas.

by Howard Lutnick
April 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
TIL that you can learn information about your family history by studying the tiny spiders that live on your face.
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
Global divergence of the human follicle mite Demodex folliculorum: Persistent associations between host ancestry and mite lineages
Mites live in human hair follicles and have been implicated in medically important skin disorders, but we know surprisingly little about these residents of our skin. By analyzing the variation segrega...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
April 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Tariff sounds like a planet they are visiting in a random star wars spinoff.
April 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Reposted by Some call me Bob
The penguins right now
April 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Reposted by Some call me Bob
Can’t help but feel that if President Bernie Sanders pulled this move the entirety of American business would try to get him pushed out of office immediately.
April 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Yeah. I have eczema. Eczema mouth every morning.
April 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Reposted by Some call me Bob
The abductions of Rumeysa Ozturk, Mahmoud Khalil, and Yunseo Chung are absolutely disgusting. They deserve their freedom of speech and to stay in this country where they have built their lives.

If they can disappear one of us they can disappear all of us.
Not sure if this has been shared here yet, but this is video of Rumeysa Ozturk's arrest posted by WCVB. It's terrifying.
March 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
What if when he said "Clean on OPSEC" he was referring to the "Oligarchy Performing Secret Election Control"??
March 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM