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had high hopes for Wake Up Dead Man, and they were exceeded. I feel insanely biased, though, as a lapsed Catholic who loves impeccably crafted locked-room mysteries & murder at the vicarage. imho the funniest, most poignant, and maybe prettiest Benoit Blanc entry yet.
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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OHMSS is covertly one of the best Bond movies ever made, and seeing the GoldenEye tank chase on the big screen is probably worth the price of admission alone.
We bring you gifts of GOLDENEYE, frankincense, & myrrh this holiday season with our upcoming Bond screenings! 💥

30th Anniversary! GOLDENEYE (1995) – Fri. 12/12 7pm Egyptian

ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE (1969) – Sat. 12/20 3:30pm Egyptian

www.americancinematheque.com/now-showing/
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Oh yeah, at work someone advised me to remove em dashes from something I’d written because it implies AI wrote it. So now this shit between me and AI is fuckin personal
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I see everyone is forgetting James Cameron is part of an AI company.
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I miss them 💔
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hamlin McGill McGill??

Not if Chuck has anything to say about it!
December 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
in what world is this the most wonderful time of the year??

I like it when the sky is blue and I can see green grass and there's leaves on trees.

get fucked Andy Williams
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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imho James Garner really is the guy that everyone thinks Steve McQueen is. Garner's fit was so powerful that McQueen threw a tantrum about it and insisted they swap costumes.
Rewatched Great Escape on my last flight and I think we don’t talk enough about James Garner’s unreal drip
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“It’s so over lads”

And it’s an AI video of a woman who you can never hug through tears, make laugh, or hold hands on a walk with.

It *is* over, but not the way you’re thinking.
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Saw a familiar joke in ’After the Thin Man’ and went down a rabbit hole of finding the earliest filmed version.

Walk this Way:
November 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
one too many people talked up how great my smile is and how sweet I am from ages 0-23 and I was stupid enough to think that meant I could be in movies.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Not only is WAKE UP DEAD MAN the best KNIVES OUT film, it's the best Christian movie ever made.
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My reflection is telling me, in a lucid and well-adjusted manner, to just go for it
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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it’s not that the number 69 really is all that funny past the age of like twelve. it’s that it’s fun to pretend it is
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Nov 29th 1966 - A letter confessing to the murder of Cheri Jo Bates was sent to the Riverside Press.

📽️📅 Zodiac (2007)
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Nov 29th 1983 - H.I. McDunnough first met his future wife Ed, while she was taking his mugshot.

📽️📅 Raising Arizona (1987)
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Bahahahahahha of course. Of fucking course. Thoughtless cretins sending us all to hell.
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.

I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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"it's basically the It's a Wonderful Life of fucking" is the best description of Eyes Wide Shut I've ever read
One of the reasons why EYES WIDE SHUT has become such an unlikely Christmas movie is that it’s basically the IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE of fucking. www.vulture.com/2019/06/eyes...
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM