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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 58m

They ran out of gin.

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 59m

The aircraft carrying US Secretary of Defense/war/whatevs Pete Hegseth from Brussels declared an emergency before turning around over the Atlantic and heading back toward the UK.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20h

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 4h

Next time you watch Mr Bean, pay attention to his actions

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 2h

protesting genocide: we need to purge antisemitism from college campuses

praising hitler and gas chambers: boys will be boys, cancel culture is out of control

Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 4h

Fascinating. Politico notes that when notified of the texts, many state-level Republicans fired or condemned these cretins. Now Vance emerges to excuse the racism, and calls the reaction to it "pearl clutching."

He seems determined to purge the party of its last enclaves of decency.

‘College Group Chat’: JD Vance Dismisses ‘Pearl Clutching’ Over Young Republicans Leak to Attack Jay Jones

Liberals hit back at Vance's blunt dismissal of racist, antisemitic and misogynistic messages leaked from a Young Republicans group chat.

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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 3h

They are trying to get people killed. That's the only explination for this.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h

Johnson: "We call it the Hate America Rally that will happen Saturday. Let's see who shows up for that. I bet you you'll see Hamas supporters, I bet you'll see antifa types, I bet you'll see Marxists on full display, people who don't want to stand and defend the foundational truths of this republic"

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 17h

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 2d

man i missed seeing tim meadows in stuff. just put him in your show and let him say whatever. it hits every time

tim meadows in peacemaker saying “But you almost got Titties killed”

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17h

Pay people you like on the internet folks, it’s going to be rough out there

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 17h

Over half of all articles on the Internet are now written by AI

(via Axios)

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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 19h

Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.

Mondoweiss @mondoweiss.net · 1d

NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15h

the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth

Rolex subreddit post:

My uncle has Alzheimer's and is often forgetful of his possessions. One of them is a Rolex Submariner. Would I be justified in taking and caring for it as my own instead of having it left neglected and forgotten in his jewelry box? Thanks.

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 13h

When the world needed him most — he returned

What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 1d

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 14h

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 14h

do you wanna come over and do punch up on each others suicide notes

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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 23h

I'm old enough to remember when something like this would be a big scandal.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23h

Trump ignores a question from a woman reporter but says, "I just like to watch her talk. Good job. Thank you darling."

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 23h

me driving someone to northwestern's music school this morning vs an hour earlier when I dropped someone off at it's business building.

Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 23h

looks nastier and meaner than I thought it would be!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4wi...

Send Help | Official Trailer | In Theaters Jan 30

YouTube video by 20th Century Studios

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 1d

a rainy day playlist for Angelenos and whoever else is getting rained on right now

rain

open.spotify.com

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 1d

when a dark secret from your past threatens to destroy the new idyllic life you've created for yourself

little yorkie named Rupert sitting in a big pinky beige-colored blanket, leaning up against a dark brown leather couch. there is a potted plant behind him, he's wearing a tiny terracotta sweater. he has a very William H Macy-in-Fargo expression on his face, like he's nervously smiling.

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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 1d

His art filled every 80s kid with excitement. His posters promised us that a movie would blow out minds.
An icon.

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 1d

“She doesn’t know where he is.”
“How can you be so sure?”
“Because if she knew she wouldn’t be so worried about him.”

🥹 #XFiles

Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 1d

Oh hell fuckin’ yeah, season 2 opens up at the goldeneye satellite dish. #XFiles

Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 1d

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 1d

counting or not counting gang violence ouch! wha happen!

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Jeff Burnett @burnettski92.bsky.social · 1d

vaxxed?

WBTW News13 @wbtwnews13.bsky.social · 1d

4,000-year-old human skull found along riverbank in Indiana

Human remains discovered along a riverbank in Fayette County, Indiana have been determined to be more than 4,200 years old, the local coroner announced Monday.

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