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I call this "The Lying Screen"
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I call this "The Lying Screen"
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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Neighbor Arriving Home At Same Time Offers Brief, Beguiling Glimpse Inside Apartment https://theonion.com/neighbor-arriving-home-at-same-time-offers-brief-begui-1819580042/
October 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Neighbor Arriving Home At Same Time Offers Brief, Beguiling Glimpse Inside Apartment https://theonion.com/neighbor-arriving-home-at-same-time-offers-brief-begui-1819580042/
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CHOTINER:
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CHOTINER: So you don’t really do—
ME: I’ve never really done much of anything, no
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CHOTINER: So you don’t really do—
ME: I’ve never really done much of anything, no
September 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
CHOTINER:
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CHOTINER: So you don’t really do—
ME: I’ve never really done much of anything, no
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CHOTINER: So you don’t really do—
ME: I’ve never really done much of anything, no
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Of fucking COURSE
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This predates the social media wars of the late 2010s: One Trump appointee told me that a radicalizing experience was being booted out of the [italics] Gawker comments section [roman], way back in the day. But as progressive](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lyspo2bgxpznqtug5ir2q33g/bafkreiclluc2id5dmxlbfzwuj4ftldmlgn34xnsi444ccbuldbifjf3yau@jpeg)
September 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Of fucking COURSE
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things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
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can i explain the gap on my resume? uh okay…thought this was obvious but that was when i didn’t have a job. you okay man
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
can i explain the gap on my resume? uh okay…thought this was obvious but that was when i didn’t have a job. you okay man
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Oh I need to "rotate my tires" huh? Yeah no shit, pal. That's what driving is.
August 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Oh I need to "rotate my tires" huh? Yeah no shit, pal. That's what driving is.
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Please be mindful how you talk to the millennials in your life, you never know when they might be experiencing acid reflux ❤️
July 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Please be mindful how you talk to the millennials in your life, you never know when they might be experiencing acid reflux ❤️
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what do you mean nature valley granola bars aren’t healthy. they’re literally in a green box
June 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
what do you mean nature valley granola bars aren’t healthy. they’re literally in a green box
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they should make a way out other than through
June 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
they should make a way out other than through
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Do you know that thing you care about? It’s a distraction. Do you know the things I care about? Those are real
June 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Do you know that thing you care about? It’s a distraction. Do you know the things I care about? Those are real
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in this house we always reshare the screaming females "if it makes you happy" cover
what I love about this one is the interviewer is clearly trying to get them to say it’s ironic, and they’re like “no this song just fucking rules” youtu.be/9iRuIr9OQBI?...
Screaming Females cover Sheryl Crow's "If It Makes You Happy" - AV Undercover
YouTube video by Don Giovanni
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April 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
in this house we always reshare the screaming females "if it makes you happy" cover
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6.9% tallboy Pilsner on the restaurant drink menu
January 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
6.9% tallboy Pilsner on the restaurant drink menu
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lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
January 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
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here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
December 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
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BF: So, what are your big plans now that you're five?
5-year-old (face scrunched up in intense concentration for a full minute): Getting some bugs for my bug jar.
5-year-old (face scrunched up in intense concentration for a full minute): Getting some bugs for my bug jar.
December 22, 2024 at 11:33 PM
BF: So, what are your big plans now that you're five?
5-year-old (face scrunched up in intense concentration for a full minute): Getting some bugs for my bug jar.
5-year-old (face scrunched up in intense concentration for a full minute): Getting some bugs for my bug jar.
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CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
December 7, 2024 at 4:59 AM
CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
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(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong
November 19, 2024 at 4:53 PM
(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor