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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dudes Rock
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"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure
September 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure
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“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
May 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
my go-to wordle opener was also today's answer. i'm riding this high all week baby pop open the good champagne
April 14, 2025 at 5:21 AM
my go-to wordle opener was also today's answer. i'm riding this high all week baby pop open the good champagne
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I built a utopian city, and as long as this tortured child stays in this basement, the people of Omelas get to live here!
mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be
March 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I built a utopian city, and as long as this tortured child stays in this basement, the people of Omelas get to live here!
ok so which dragon age person do i need to beg to make these random wine glasses from veilguard into merch bc ??? they HAUNT me. i yearn
November 7, 2024 at 8:39 PM
ok so which dragon age person do i need to beg to make these random wine glasses from veilguard into merch bc ??? they HAUNT me. i yearn
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FRASIER: “The orcs raise their axes high and demand blood.”
NILES: “… I tell them I’m not here.”
FRASIER: “I’m sorry?”
NILES: “I argue that, philosophically, they cannot trust their own senses about me.“
FRASIER: “It’s a bit bold to place Descartes before the orcs, Niles.”
NILES: “… I tell them I’m not here.”
FRASIER: “I’m sorry?”
NILES: “I argue that, philosophically, they cannot trust their own senses about me.“
FRASIER: “It’s a bit bold to place Descartes before the orcs, Niles.”
November 7, 2024 at 7:02 PM
FRASIER: “The orcs raise their axes high and demand blood.”
NILES: “… I tell them I’m not here.”
FRASIER: “I’m sorry?”
NILES: “I argue that, philosophically, they cannot trust their own senses about me.“
FRASIER: “It’s a bit bold to place Descartes before the orcs, Niles.”
NILES: “… I tell them I’m not here.”
FRASIER: “I’m sorry?”
NILES: “I argue that, philosophically, they cannot trust their own senses about me.“
FRASIER: “It’s a bit bold to place Descartes before the orcs, Niles.”
the new veilguard launch trailer absolutely fucks btw
October 25, 2024 at 8:07 AM
the new veilguard launch trailer absolutely fucks btw
one week until dragon age veilguard comes out, i'm being super normal and not at all unhinged about this. on a completely different note i may need to be sedated
October 24, 2024 at 7:42 AM
one week until dragon age veilguard comes out, i'm being super normal and not at all unhinged about this. on a completely different note i may need to be sedated
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tea cup studies from a few years ago 🍵
October 23, 2024 at 4:23 PM
tea cup studies from a few years ago 🍵
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Happy Dragon Age month! You made it!
October 1, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Happy Dragon Age month! You made it!
so i might be a mess on every conceivable level but at least i have a KILLER carrot cake recipe to make up for it
September 1, 2024 at 7:37 AM
so i might be a mess on every conceivable level but at least i have a KILLER carrot cake recipe to make up for it
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[John Wick kills asshole #3,784]
ASSHOLE #3,785: Yeah. Yeah, I got this
ASSHOLE #3,785: Yeah. Yeah, I got this
September 22, 2023 at 9:51 PM
[John Wick kills asshole #3,784]
ASSHOLE #3,785: Yeah. Yeah, I got this
ASSHOLE #3,785: Yeah. Yeah, I got this
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Robin says be gay, do crimes
June 1, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Robin says be gay, do crimes
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judas: ok guys. what’s everybody bringing for the last supper
jesus: the what supper
judas: the regular supper. ordinary supper
jesus: the what supper
judas: the regular supper. ordinary supper
December 13, 2023 at 4:27 AM
judas: ok guys. what’s everybody bringing for the last supper
jesus: the what supper
judas: the regular supper. ordinary supper
jesus: the what supper
judas: the regular supper. ordinary supper
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man i hope bluesky gets more traction so i can finally leave the hellsite that may not be named
December 9, 2023 at 8:01 PM
man i hope bluesky gets more traction so i can finally leave the hellsite that may not be named