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Cammi
@cammi-dmg.bsky.social
Aspiring Transhumanist, "frugal hedonist", bus driver, has been labelled "tsundere" in the past
She/Her pls
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Let's start with one of my all time greatest hits from before I deleted my twitter account.
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i wanna hear more people on the streets saying shit like 'bush walk' and 'op shop' and less 'hike' and 'thrift' please
January 7, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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You know, in a normal world, a Jewish programming director inviting a Palestinian author to speak would be celebrated as a positive example of this “social cohesion” thing.

But I guess it’s only “social cohesion” if an Arab woman is being battered and smeared by News Corp.
January 12, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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interior crocodile alligator, i drive a chevrotain movie theatre. it screens this
January 11, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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I’M THE ONE OTHER MONOGAMOUS TRANSSEXUAL ONLINE AND I AM NOT LOOKING TO BUILD ANYTHING LASTING I SIMPLY WANT HOT ROPES OF FLUORIDE SHOT INTO ME WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED AS PART OF MY MEDICAL CARE LIKE ANY OTHER WOMAN
January 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Encountered an ahegao t-shirt in the wild on my bus route. The second I've ever seen. Too large on a skinny curly haired blonde person. I hope their future transition goes well.
January 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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someone asked me if I was worried about forever chemicals and I gotta be honest, I have too many other things going on to think about those right now.
January 7, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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curvy isabelle discourse if we actually respected the marketplace of ideas
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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PETER PAN (1953): There’s a scene where Tinker Bell looks in a mirror and is shocked by how thicc she is. Shortly after, she becomes stuck in a keyhole. In storytelling, we call this Chekhov’s ass.
January 7, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
New year, same me but in a Ship of Theseus kind of way
January 5, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Sandrena Gel sachets are HRT Zooper Doopers
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/...

Petition before the Australian Parliament to maybe not automate critical care decisions under the NDIS.

Anyone who followed robodebt would have gone "fuck no" at the proposal to use AI - suggesting neither the Parliament nor the bureaucracy followed robodebt.
e-petitions
e-petitions
www.aph.gov.au
January 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Girl dinner (for two, watching movies in bed)
January 2, 2026 at 9:06 AM
I offered glowsticks to my after midnight bus passengers. I let several young women take 3 each. They were so over joyed one of them declared "2026 will be your year!" so it has been foretold and so it must be.

Also they took their iced cream wrappers with them so that was a win
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The real trans agenda is that my estrogen levels are high enough to look like a test error and they let me donate plasma every two weeks. Forcefem blood products coming to a hospital near you! 😈

(For legal and online commentary purposes, this is obviously a joke. That's not how plasma works)
December 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"Fuck me sideways" and "fuck me running" might also be causing confusion...
I got to stop using the term, "fuck me dead", as it's been pointed out to me that nobody outside Australia and New Zealand understands it's a term of exasperation, not a request.

Fuck me dead what a pain in the ass global culture is.
December 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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It is once again The Interregnum. It has always been The Interregnum.
December 27, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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you can type the letter 'A' 300 times in a post, if you want. the cops cannot stop you
December 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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🎵Santa baby🎵
🎵He's like a normal Santa, except🎵
🎵Also literally a human infant🎵
🎵Santa baby, a magic child with big bushy beard!🎵

🎵Santa baby🎵
🎵Like that dancing baby but with🎵
🎵Duties. Delivering gifts to folks at Christmas🎵
🎵Santa baby, weird Christmas kid has hell of a job🎵
December 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Super Jacked & Oiled-Up Deckard Cain: "Stay a while, and glisten."
December 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM