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Municipal government best government.

Recovering ill mitch fan.
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Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location?

weatherstar.netbymatt.com
May 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then I learned that Kat Abu was dating Ben Collins.
May 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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So my girlfriend is an amazing stop motion animator, and she recently did a medieval cat themed bumper for Adult Swim!

Sharing it here because she only has Instagram and I think everyone needs to see her animations. She's so freaking talented, y'alls. PLEASE go follow her!
May 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Sure, you've see official results, but have you seen "official reults"?
January 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
January 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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‘the backlash to the backlash to the thing that’s just begun’ is so evergreen that it makes me furious lol
July 25, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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you guys we talked about this
April 8, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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terminator (1984)
February 13, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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This series has been fantastic—highly recommended
This week's premium episode is the final installment of our Federalist Society series. This one is about how to fight back, from undermining them on campus to building organizations on the left.

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February 13, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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Every explosion in Gaza raises a cheer.

“Dead, dead, dead Arabs,” one camper shouts at a roaring volley of outgoing fire. Then she notes the presence of a reporter. “Hamas,” she corrects herself.
February 13, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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The most "keep that man's name out of your mouth" ever
February 12, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy

He’d bring back polio
February 12, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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The U.S. Department of the Treasury launched the pilot Direct File website for the Internal Revenue Service!
directfile.irs.gov.
Taxpayers from 12 states can now file federal taxes directly with the IRS for free this season.
No flying cars yet, but Americans are getting better digital .gov services
January 30, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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Not enough romance novels about Medusa having a blind girlfriend.
December 17, 2023 at 12:43 AM
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Whuff.
December 11, 2023 at 5:38 AM
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Oh sure make your sick little jokes, clap your greasy gleeful hands, but I’ll tell you one thing, one thing that really matters, one thing that speaks to our VALUES as a nation, and that’s that Elon Musk also did something really stupid today and was dressed like a big ol wiener when he did it
November 30, 2023 at 3:29 AM
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"He's dead, Jim!"
November 30, 2023 at 3:01 AM
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Bluesky takes this opportunity to remind everyone to drink responsibly
November 30, 2023 at 3:35 AM
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November 30, 2023 at 2:08 AM
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Seeing trans people talk about their journey has been really helpful to understanding I am cis. I've always been drawn to feminine traits and used to like playing female characters in video games but I've never thought about being a woman. So it's helped me put it in perspective.
September 5, 2023 at 6:20 AM
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Pushing the button so hard my hand punches straight through the diorama…
November 18, 2023 at 7:20 PM
Moving all my social activity to yowza. We have been using too many words. We could have just been using one word this whole time. www.yowza.social/auth/sign_up...
www.yowza.social
November 24, 2023 at 8:34 PM