Carey Haskell
@careyhaskell.bsky.social
Life-long Mainer, now living in New Orleans.
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The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.
June 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.
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Stupid babies need the most attention.
June 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Stupid babies need the most attention.
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Elon told the world that Donald is in the Epstein files. Remember that? That was 17 days ago.
Trump Started a War Because Elon Dumped Him
Let's be real.
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June 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Elon told the world that Donald is in the Epstein files. Remember that? That was 17 days ago.
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Remember all that “genocide Joe” and “Kamala is a war hawk” shit?
Yeah…psyops. It worked.
Yeah…psyops. It worked.
June 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Remember all that “genocide Joe” and “Kamala is a war hawk” shit?
Yeah…psyops. It worked.
Yeah…psyops. It worked.
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone who had ever met him. “Elon’s megalomania and tendency to lash out indiscriminately seem to have soured things with every person he’s encountered in his entire life,” said […]
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June 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
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Don't comply.
In Manhattan, ICE officers were forced to flee inside 26 Federal Plaza
June 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Don't comply.
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In Manhattan, ICE officers were forced to flee inside 26 Federal Plaza
June 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
In Manhattan, ICE officers were forced to flee inside 26 Federal Plaza
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The military isn’t being employed to carry out an immigration policy.
The immigration policy, and especially the way the administration is choosing to carry it out, is an excuse to call out the military.
The immigration policy, and especially the way the administration is choosing to carry it out, is an excuse to call out the military.
June 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The military isn’t being employed to carry out an immigration policy.
The immigration policy, and especially the way the administration is choosing to carry it out, is an excuse to call out the military.
The immigration policy, and especially the way the administration is choosing to carry it out, is an excuse to call out the military.
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ICE is a much greater threat to this country than illegal immigrants. The current administration ia by far the greatest threat this country faces. The problem is not st our borders. It is in the White House.
June 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
ICE is a much greater threat to this country than illegal immigrants. The current administration ia by far the greatest threat this country faces. The problem is not st our borders. It is in the White House.
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If LAPD has the extra officers to spare to help ICE kidnap people then they have too much funding
June 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If LAPD has the extra officers to spare to help ICE kidnap people then they have too much funding
Your good news for the day.
Elon is calling Chicken Donald a pedo again today, MAGA men are defending Chicken Donald by admitting to raping teenagers in college, and DOGE staffers are getting fired amidst the fallout.
Have a great weekend!
Have a great weekend!
June 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Your good news for the day.
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ICE raids hit across Los Angeles today—and locals are rising up. This is what resistance looks like. ✊🏾
This was about an hour ago…
This was about an hour ago…
June 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
ICE raids hit across Los Angeles today—and locals are rising up. This is what resistance looks like. ✊🏾
This was about an hour ago…
This was about an hour ago…
I hope every "protest voter" in 2024 is really happy with how this all turned out.
Bitching about a candidate not being perfect and refusing to vote for them when the other option is a fascist in waiting is just as evil as what his supporters did by directly voting for him.
Bitching about a candidate not being perfect and refusing to vote for them when the other option is a fascist in waiting is just as evil as what his supporters did by directly voting for him.
June 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I hope every "protest voter" in 2024 is really happy with how this all turned out.
Bitching about a candidate not being perfect and refusing to vote for them when the other option is a fascist in waiting is just as evil as what his supporters did by directly voting for him.
Bitching about a candidate not being perfect and refusing to vote for them when the other option is a fascist in waiting is just as evil as what his supporters did by directly voting for him.
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Idiot America never learns any lessons.
April 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Idiot America never learns any lessons.
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Heaven Installs Spikes To Keep Cherubs From Shitting On St. Peter’s Gate
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February 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Heaven Installs Spikes To Keep Cherubs From Shitting On St. Peter’s Gate
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CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex
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January 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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The Hegseth confirmation shows that Republican lawmakers have put party over country. They should be ashamed, but I doubt if they are.
January 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The Hegseth confirmation shows that Republican lawmakers have put party over country. They should be ashamed, but I doubt if they are.
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Everybody remember to go get you a library card to help keep them funded
December 27, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Everybody remember to go get you a library card to help keep them funded
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Why would you trust any politician that takes huge amounts of money every year from health insurance companies?
December 21, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Why would you trust any politician that takes huge amounts of money every year from health insurance companies?
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You know who everyone trusted as kids? Smokey Bear. We need a Smokey Bear but for preventing fascism.
December 7, 2024 at 10:31 PM
You know who everyone trusted as kids? Smokey Bear. We need a Smokey Bear but for preventing fascism.
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Sorry but your thoughts and prayers are out of network
December 5, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Sorry but your thoughts and prayers are out of network