Microsoft: 😢 but I’m not done syncing your desktop folders with the cloud
Me: first of all, I didn’t tell you to sync shit with shit
Microsoft: 😢 but I’m not done syncing your desktop folders with the cloud
Me: first of all, I didn’t tell you to sync shit with shit
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Planetary Scientist: the cup was formed by a giant impact
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Astronomer: the cup is half water and half dark water.
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Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Mircobiologist: the cup is full. Just look at what grew on this plate when wd swabbed the inside of the cup and the sequences we recovered from the filtered air.
🧪🧫
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Planetary Scientist: the cup was formed by a giant impact
setting my address to the Netherlands and getting ads in a language I don’t speak for products I can’t buy gives me great joy.
setting my address to the Netherlands and getting ads in a language I don’t speak for products I can’t buy gives me great joy.
That’s why it’s “April showers bring May flowers”, but the tulips are starting to wilt because they sprouted in February.
That’s why it’s “April showers bring May flowers”, but the tulips are starting to wilt because they sprouted in February.
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