cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)
@cassandroops.bsky.social
cackling goblin, absurdist meme aggregator, writer, techno-pessimist, silly-goofy enthusiast. feminist punk in another life 🤘🏽 doing social media pretty much since forever.
union yes ✊🏽
nyc 'til i die, baby 🗽
i support crombch 😌❤️
union yes ✊🏽
nyc 'til i die, baby 🗽
i support crombch 😌❤️
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i miss when life/social media felt less like a front row seat to hell
why is new york legacy media trying to portray eric adams legacy as 'complicated?' it's really not. he sucked. full stop.
December 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
why is new york legacy media trying to portray eric adams legacy as 'complicated?' it's really not. he sucked. full stop.
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I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
lol did we think these people actually wanted to learn from their mistakes 🙃
BREAKING: The Democratic National Committee will NOT release its long-awaited autopsy on Trump's 2024 win. The report is completed but Dem leaders decided it could distract from their winning streak, so it will remain secret. Not good.
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Dem Leaders Decide to Bury Damning Report on Why Trump Won in 2024
The Democratic National Committee has completed its long-awaited analysis on what went wrong in the 2024 campaign. But in a move that will attract intense criticism, it’s keeping the findings secret.
newrepublic.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
lol did we think these people actually wanted to learn from their mistakes 🙃
not to promote binaries but there are definitely only two types of disney adult: the type that ends up in buzzfeed listicles for doing some entitled shit at a theme park, and the type that makes absolute nerd shit like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjNc...
Disney's Animatronics: A Living History
YouTube video by Defunctland
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
not to promote binaries but there are definitely only two types of disney adult: the type that ends up in buzzfeed listicles for doing some entitled shit at a theme park, and the type that makes absolute nerd shit like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjNc...
loving my unintentional message discipline re: opus no. 1. that shit really does slap hard 😌🎵
December 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
loving my unintentional message discipline re: opus no. 1. that shit really does slap hard 😌🎵
purrfection.
the way my mood lifted on hold at the third pharmacy today trying to fill a paxlovid Rx when this was the hold music
December 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
purrfection.
i've seen enough tiktoks about that one piece of hold music that lowkey slaps hard that i wanted to find out its origins.
it's called "opus number one" and the composer is tim carleton: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLpm...
it's called "opus number one" and the composer is tim carleton: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLpm...
Cisco Default Hold Music
YouTube video by Danny’s Phone Messages And Hold Music Channel!
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
i've seen enough tiktoks about that one piece of hold music that lowkey slaps hard that i wanted to find out its origins.
it's called "opus number one" and the composer is tim carleton: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLpm...
it's called "opus number one" and the composer is tim carleton: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLpm...
people who think fantano is too harsh of a reviewer wouldn't survive a day on rateyourmusic.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
people who think fantano is too harsh of a reviewer wouldn't survive a day on rateyourmusic.com
i am generally anti-2010s nostalgia (it was NOT a good decade professionally or personally) but social media managers really didn’t know how good we had it
being a social media manager in the 2020s is objectively worse
being a social media manager in the 2020s is objectively worse
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i am generally anti-2010s nostalgia (it was NOT a good decade professionally or personally) but social media managers really didn’t know how good we had it
being a social media manager in the 2020s is objectively worse
being a social media manager in the 2020s is objectively worse
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"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
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if higher ed was really workforce training, “running meetings that don’t suck 101” would be a required class for everyone send tweet
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
if higher ed was really workforce training, “running meetings that don’t suck 101” would be a required class for everyone send tweet
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HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
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She helped destroy public health purely for the love the game
nuzzi / lizza misconduct imo enabled the destruction of so much public health & scientific research — and a resurgence in measles in the US. this is not petty tabloid gossip or inside baseball. that they went undetected or were rewarded while great reporters were laid off? it’s a huge system failure
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
She helped destroy public health purely for the love the game
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
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in the last 5 days these laid-off VIBE staffers have only made it to 31% of their GoFundMe goal after being laid off. please show them the same support you showed Teen Vogue!!
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
in the last 5 days these laid-off VIBE staffers have only made it to 31% of their GoFundMe goal after being laid off. please show them the same support you showed Teen Vogue!!
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
that commercial in the 90s that was like, "my daughter took ecstasy once, it killed her" but for writing code with ai
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
that commercial in the 90s that was like, "my daughter took ecstasy once, it killed her" but for writing code with ai
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The Social Security Administration used to have an incredible communications arm, including even a film unit. This was crucial in helping people understand the program, and how it would work. From 1936, 1939.
www.ssa.gov/history/puba...
www.ssa.gov/history/puba...
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The Social Security Administration used to have an incredible communications arm, including even a film unit. This was crucial in helping people understand the program, and how it would work. From 1936, 1939.
www.ssa.gov/history/puba...
www.ssa.gov/history/puba...
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November 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
“empire state of mind” hit different when a zohran mamdani mayoralty is imminent
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“empire state of mind” hit different when a zohran mamdani mayoralty is imminent
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"May we keep building power in relationships that last longer than election cycles." - Adaku Utah
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
"May we keep building power in relationships that last longer than election cycles." - Adaku Utah
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mamdani's other victory is making so many overpaid Dem consultants look clueless
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
mamdani's other victory is making so many overpaid Dem consultants look clueless