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@cassiemartino.bsky.social
i’m here, i’m clinically insane, and i’m ready to Post
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May “Bubba Wallace driving away from the chaos” be the theme of the year and a metaphor for my life
February 15, 2026 at 9:24 PM
May “Bubba Wallace driving away from the chaos” be the theme of the year and a metaphor for my life
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me waking up tomorrow on my 30th bday:
has anyone else noticed that all the twenty-year-olds are thirty now? did something happen?
February 9, 2026 at 6:51 PM
me waking up tomorrow on my 30th bday:
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packers fans watching the seahawks special teams
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
packers fans watching the seahawks special teams
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60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
has to be Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You by Big Thief
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 1:20 PM
has to be Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You by Big Thief
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this has been playing on loop in my head for 16 years straight btw
I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
George Washington
YouTube video by unvmebad86
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:51 AM
this has been playing on loop in my head for 16 years straight btw
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No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
No One On 'Pat McAfee Show' Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
INDIANAPOLIS—With observers noting that the tragic development evidently has yet to affect the show’s content in any way, reports confirmed Monday that no one working at The Pat McAfee Show seems to h...
theonion.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 AM
No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
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The knowing head nods the two officials exchange as they prepare to signal that a field goal was good must hit like a thunderbolt
January 26, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The knowing head nods the two officials exchange as they prepare to signal that a field goal was good must hit like a thunderbolt
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All this nightmare shit on the timeline being inflicted by the federal government on their own people and the only moment of levity I got today was finding out the Steelers hired Mike McCarthy for some reason
January 24, 2026 at 8:46 PM
All this nightmare shit on the timeline being inflicted by the federal government on their own people and the only moment of levity I got today was finding out the Steelers hired Mike McCarthy for some reason
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Probably the most precise moment we’ve ever been able to collectively pinpoint from the other side of the world that a Pope is cussing
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Probably the most precise moment we’ve ever been able to collectively pinpoint from the other side of the world that a Pope is cussing
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“me and the girlies going to the boy aquarium and telling them to kiss” listen to yourselves. youre grown adults. are you not embarrassed? just a little bit? do you not feel an ounce of shame
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
“me and the girlies going to the boy aquarium and telling them to kiss” listen to yourselves. youre grown adults. are you not embarrassed? just a little bit? do you not feel an ounce of shame
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i’m sorry but the houston texans cannot play in a super bowl. that’s fake. that’s madden stuff
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
i’m sorry but the houston texans cannot play in a super bowl. that’s fake. that’s madden stuff
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i am free from the clutches of football. daytona here i come baybeeeeeee
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
i am free from the clutches of football. daytona here i come baybeeeeeee
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another 9 course meal for the shieldies
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
another 9 course meal for the shieldies
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McManus is a terrible kicker, but at least he’s also a terrible person
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM
McManus is a terrible kicker, but at least he’s also a terrible person
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I honestly can't stop laughing at the fact that we all know the Pope is up watching this Bears vs Packers game and, quite possibly, using a solid amount of profanity right now.
I don't know if even Chicago Pope, the Pope from Chicago, can save the Bears this game.
January 11, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I honestly can't stop laughing at the fact that we all know the Pope is up watching this Bears vs Packers game and, quite possibly, using a solid amount of profanity right now.
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Martyrdom of the Ten Thousand, by Albrecht Dürer, 1508 (detail), 📸 via @johnewing
January 11, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Martyrdom of the Ten Thousand, by Albrecht Dürer, 1508 (detail), 📸 via @johnewing
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I don’t know what to say except that human beings deserve better than whatever this is
January 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I don’t know what to say except that human beings deserve better than whatever this is
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