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« Why did you dye your hair blue? »
New sarcophagus juice just dropped.
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
She was a real one, a genuine memory worker.
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Betty Reid Soskin, 'trailblazing' oldest national park ranger, dies at 104
Betty Reid Soskin, 'trailblazing' oldest national park ranger, dies at 104
Betty Reid Soskin, the National Park Service's oldest ranger, died Sunday. As a ranger, she shed light on the painful reality of working on the WWII home front as a Black woman.
www.latimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I guess I can start saying it out loud now: new year! new job! old me!
December 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Shure said: “What, so just because I’m dyspraxic I shouldn’t get to have fun with wax seals, craft knives, iron-on beads, blowtorches and stapleguns? What are you, the cops?”
Dyspraxic woman somehow sustains third-degree burns while wrapping Christmas gifts
A dyspraxic woman has sustained multiple injuries just from wrapping her Christmas gifts, it has been revealed. Krista Shure, who has somehow made it to 33, reportedly attempted to make her gift…
thedailytism.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Japan understands the true spirit of Christmas
November 29, 2023 at 2:18 AM
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*Werner Herzog voice*

now, the Jingle Hop has begun
December 20, 2024 at 10:17 AM
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Getting ready for 2026 like
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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We’re entering a new era of childhood mortality & disability, & almost no one will care bc they’ll just get used to “the new normal” within a few years. They’ll ignore the harm.

How do I know? Because that’s exactly how it went w/COVID, which is the 2nd largest threat to childhood health rn.
Breaking: After contentious debates and three failed attempts at a vote, a federal vaccine committee decided on Friday to end the decades-long recommendation that all newborns be immunized at birth against hepatitis B.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...
An End to Hepatitis B Shots for All Newborns
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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I've said this before, but there are two kinds of people in the world.

- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something, and think it's unfair unless everyone else also suffers
- People who have suffered or been traumatized by something and don't want anyone else to experience that.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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this raccoon is really emotionally resonating with everybody
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.

The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
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December 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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For a relaxing day off, I used to just, take public transportation, and wander. All day, I’d ride the rails. With a library book, some podcasts, I’d just vibe all day.

Sometimes I’d have a destination, sometimes I just wanted to see what’s out there.

I’d like to be able to do that again someday.
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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a preposterously perfect moment from Tom Stoppard’s “Arcadia.“ RIP.
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Chat is this…
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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RIP. I remember Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead being front and center as I started my theater journey. Then, Arcadia bursting onto the scene. Buying the script for The Invention of Love, upset I hadn't been able to see it. And, most recently, seeing the incredible Leopoldstadt. A true great.
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Someone tell him if he backs down from this threat he can count it as another war he ended
Trump, with no authority to do so, demands the airspace “above and surrounding” Venezuela be closed as he threatens to bomb and invade the country.
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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my issue with this isn’t the drugs, it’s that all of these people are both too old and too wealthy to pull off this kind of juvenile vice edgelording
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Just pointing out how grim the funding situation is. If an institution fights you have no idea where future grants are coming from. Harvard won in court and is still telling researchers to cut everything 20% because they don’t know what happens next. Somehow everybody has to make it to Jan 2029
Yes I agree with this. The problem for grant-dependent researchers is that even if they win in court to get their illegally withheld funds, they’re sure to be denied any new grants by these corrupted agencies. 2026-2028 will be a killing field as institutions hemorrhage their research apparatus
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Jay Chester, 40, can’t believe it’s been so long since you last met up and genuinely intends to remedy the issue – and will spend the next decade genuinely intending to remedy the issue.
“We mustn’t leave it so long next time” says AuDHD friend who’ll see you in a decade
An AuDHD friend who has vowed to get better at staying in touch will see you whenever the next parent dies, sources have confirmed.  Jay Chester, 40, can’t believe it’s been so long since you last…
thedailytism.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM