Paul Catrino Jr
@catrino93.bsky.social
relative optimist • founder of Sporting Serotonin ⚽️ you got jokes on your phone? • PHL 💚
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Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
October 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
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TRUMP: *does kristallnacht*
DEMOCRATS: we have sent a strongly worded letter to the president that doing kristallnacht is bad actually, also chuck schumer is posting videos where he looks over his glasses and says it's bad. so it's hard to say what else we can do really
DEMOCRATS: we have sent a strongly worded letter to the president that doing kristallnacht is bad actually, also chuck schumer is posting videos where he looks over his glasses and says it's bad. so it's hard to say what else we can do really
October 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
TRUMP: *does kristallnacht*
DEMOCRATS: we have sent a strongly worded letter to the president that doing kristallnacht is bad actually, also chuck schumer is posting videos where he looks over his glasses and says it's bad. so it's hard to say what else we can do really
DEMOCRATS: we have sent a strongly worded letter to the president that doing kristallnacht is bad actually, also chuck schumer is posting videos where he looks over his glasses and says it's bad. so it's hard to say what else we can do really
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The Eagles are now 17-0 in the last 17 games started and finished by Jalen Hurts.
September 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The Eagles are now 17-0 in the last 17 games started and finished by Jalen Hurts.
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Declaring it Big Boi Week in Philadelphia, open container laws DO NOT APPLY
September 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Declaring it Big Boi Week in Philadelphia, open container laws DO NOT APPLY
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lot of people immediately able to grasp why this is bad still making excuses for posting on twitter
The United States will have control over TikTok’s algorithm in the acquisition of the social media platform’s US operations, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said.
US will complete TikTok deal ‘in coming days’ and control its algorithm, White House says | CNN Business
The United States will have control over TikTok’s algorithm in the acquisition of the social media platform’s US operations, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said on Saturday.
www.cnn.com
September 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
lot of people immediately able to grasp why this is bad still making excuses for posting on twitter
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Seeing this subhead about my new organization and thinking “hell yeah, they really nailed our truly noxious vibe exactly”
September 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Seeing this subhead about my new organization and thinking “hell yeah, they really nailed our truly noxious vibe exactly”
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SENATOR: Sir, are you familiar with shitting your pants?
ME: Yes.
SENATOR: Would you admit to shitting your pants?
ME: Yes.
SENATOR: Did you shit your pants, sir?
ME: For centuries philosophers have debated the question of responsibility. Is it possible to ever truly "know" anything? Kant once said:
ME: Yes.
SENATOR: Would you admit to shitting your pants?
ME: Yes.
SENATOR: Did you shit your pants, sir?
ME: For centuries philosophers have debated the question of responsibility. Is it possible to ever truly "know" anything? Kant once said:
September 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
SENATOR: Sir, are you familiar with shitting your pants?
ME: Yes.
SENATOR: Would you admit to shitting your pants?
ME: Yes.
SENATOR: Did you shit your pants, sir?
ME: For centuries philosophers have debated the question of responsibility. Is it possible to ever truly "know" anything? Kant once said:
ME: Yes.
SENATOR: Would you admit to shitting your pants?
ME: Yes.
SENATOR: Did you shit your pants, sir?
ME: For centuries philosophers have debated the question of responsibility. Is it possible to ever truly "know" anything? Kant once said:
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September 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Nick Sirianni threw this challenge flag 31.415 mph, per Next Gen Stats.
The flag travelled 36.329 air yards, the furthest thrown flag since 2016.
The flag reached the end zone in 1.712 seconds, resulting in a 73.617% chance of the flag being noticed.
The flag travelled 36.329 air yards, the furthest thrown flag since 2016.
The flag reached the end zone in 1.712 seconds, resulting in a 73.617% chance of the flag being noticed.
September 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Nick Sirianni threw this challenge flag 31.415 mph, per Next Gen Stats.
The flag travelled 36.329 air yards, the furthest thrown flag since 2016.
The flag reached the end zone in 1.712 seconds, resulting in a 73.617% chance of the flag being noticed.
The flag travelled 36.329 air yards, the furthest thrown flag since 2016.
The flag reached the end zone in 1.712 seconds, resulting in a 73.617% chance of the flag being noticed.
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In his “dropping easy TD passes” era
September 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
In his “dropping easy TD passes” era
“Sorry Coach, hit me in the hands.”
September 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“Sorry Coach, hit me in the hands.”
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The fact that Matthew Dowd lost his job for pointing out Charlie Kirk’s hate speech, while Brian Kilmeade openly suggests we should euthanize the homeless and there is zero outrage, shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.
September 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The fact that Matthew Dowd lost his job for pointing out Charlie Kirk’s hate speech, while Brian Kilmeade openly suggests we should euthanize the homeless and there is zero outrage, shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.
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June 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
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Fascism is a big price to pay for making a few inadequate men feel better about themselves.
June 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Fascism is a big price to pay for making a few inadequate men feel better about themselves.
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The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
June 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
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And if the starship blows up in 30 minutes or less, your ride to Mars is absolutely free!
BREAKING: Debris over the Bahamas after SpaceX Starship falls apart during test flight
March 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
And if the starship blows up in 30 minutes or less, your ride to Mars is absolutely free!
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They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
February 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
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THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅
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First photo from new phone. @catrino93.bsky.social
February 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
First photo from new phone. @catrino93.bsky.social
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Ah, yes, I remember playing Balatro 95 back in my dad's office
January 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ah, yes, I remember playing Balatro 95 back in my dad's office
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TIMELESS TONI STORM IS BACK!!!
January 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
TIMELESS TONI STORM IS BACK!!!