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Cauliflower Crocodile
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Autistic writer here. I wish my laptop's battery life didn't suck.
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I just called Visa and was told by an operator that they have NO phone extensions accepting customer complaints right now - keep at it everyone, keep badgering them!
visa and mastercard deciding what games are allowed to be sold is an apocalyptic level threat to the games industry. phone calls are the highest impact way to help.

this is an all hands on deck situation. the enemy got results with 1000 phone calls.

we can beat them

phone numbers and a script:
July 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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mystery dungeon log #9: primal dialga is absolute fucking HORSESHIT
February 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
February 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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When Republicans say "These tax cuts will pay for themselves" reporters should treat it the way they do "Trump won the 2020 election," as a proven lie that requires IMMEDIATE refutation in the reporter's voice, to make clear that they have repeated this assertion for decades and it never happens.
February 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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"The collapse of society will be a good thing, because the weak will die and strong people like me will survive and prosper" says man who experienced a complete breakdown from which he never recovered because he couldn't go to Home Depot and BW3 for a couple weeks in 2020.
February 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Today is Victor Hugo’s birthday! 🎂 His 1831 novel THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME helped spark efforts to preserve Paris’s iconic cathedral.

Illustrated edition ➡️ https://archive.org/details/cu31924008126900/

#VictorHugo #PublicDomain #InternetArchive #LetReadersRead #NotreDame #literature
February 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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When you describe the actual agenda of the Republican Party to ordinary people—like this kind of comical reverse Robin Hoodism—time & time again researchers find that they simply will not believe you. They cannot fathom anyone could be this cartoonishly evil.
The Republican budget plan:

-Cut SNAP by $230 billion
-Cut Medicaid by $880 billion
-Give $1.1 trillion to the top 1%
February 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Just saw my shaman try to light a candy cigarette
February 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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We’re stepping up to help victims of crime where the Trump Administration is failing.
 
Our budget helps fund vital public safety services like response centers, domestic violence shelters, and other supports for crime victims.
Trump: standing up for Russia and domestic abusers.
February 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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everyone on BlueSky recently
February 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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JEAN KAYAK, RAISE UP YER BLU-RAY DISC!
February 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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they think russia is big and powerful because it occupies a lot of space on a map
Love to become a subservient vassal state for a dying authoritarian nation with 90% lower GDP than your own, to own the libs
Trump: "The European Union was formed in order to screw the United States, that's the purpose of it. And they've done a good job of it. But now I'm president."
February 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I need more mushroom friends on TikTok 🙌

Are you on TikTok? I just joined a few days ago, it looks like fun and I like the video quality for sharing my “ride along” photography videos!

This is me >> www.tiktok.com/@lukevenechu...
February 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Roses are red, violets are blue...
February 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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lil fact about me
I love wearing cute, vintage outfits
February 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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To begin your day. Breathe.
February 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Gorgeous fungi and moss combo on this tree
#fungifriends
February 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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It's my birthday and I'm sick so you have to be nice to me. Legally
February 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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#Connect2Nature - Another Superb Owl

Revisiting this shot of a Eurasian Eagle Owl taken at the Canadian Raptor Conservancy in honour of #SuperbOwlSunday

It's also a bit of a timeline cleanse from the turmoil. This is a magnificent bird.

#Nature #Birds #Owls #Photography
February 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Maybe I'm weird, but I'll never understand coming onto someone else's post when they talk about being really excited for something, be it a game or literally anything else, and pointing out in comments just how weird and bizarre you think it is and that you'd hate it. 🙃
February 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM