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Collieflower
@collieflower.bsky.social
Your friendly local neighborhood mail carrier. Speedy Delivery in Pittsburgh. Outdoorsy, tabletop with buds, video games, history, and literature. Screaming in agony socialist.

The Internet Makes You Stupid, or so I've heard.
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this was my pinned post for the longest time on my old twitter page and frankly it seems appropriate to bring this back.
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the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
"a gas chamber for cats" is probably the funniest comment. im not going to investigate whatever this is further, its ten seconds for your ADHD.
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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This is true. It is the best email I got this year.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
sorry if this ruins anyones day
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
interesting to see how this plays out this season, though i believe a lot of consumer spending now is permanently in the house of the top 10%.
US retail sales
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i have four days off! four days off! four days off!

tragic, local postal carrier has four days off during the most insane weekend of the year. im not touching those roads. i know a car is going to spawn like a Tom Walker GTA playthrough and destroy me out there.

popcorn and movies at home though
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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these are all incredible, but the Kirby-wrapped plug-in hybrid C1 Corvette-alike is absolutely 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Royal Meatwad
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Very sped up timelapse of clouds in the Peruvian mountains in October. HOW COOL ARE CLOUDS?! Thought it might be neat VFX/ animation ref for human artists too! ✨
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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[completely unironic voice] the greatest generation
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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National parks have SO MANY people from other countries (since they get real vacations!)

And they spend a lot of money on hotels, food, souvenirs, etc.

This is unbelievably dumb, it will destroy entire tourist towns
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Been laughing at the idea of Trump pitching a legacy sequel where Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker hand the keys to the franchise over to their white sons
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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I wonder if the person who wore the goth kimono in 19th century Japan got roasted like I did in middle school when I tried wearing a spiderweb bowling shirt to school
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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The high five should be much older than 50ish. It should be ancient. I can absolutely picture soldiers in ancient Rome high fiving each other
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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March 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I think one of the red flags I spot and dip out on sight on is someone criticizing how someone else pronounces something. No wonder or whimsy how it got that way, no curiosity for accent or regional dialect, just black or white. I’m out, can’t trust you to try and get on anyone’s level.
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM