Central Planning
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Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
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Feverishly working on this
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Feverishly working on this
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Never stop the ridicule for one second.
Remember that authoritarians have ZERO sense of humor. About anything.
September 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Never stop the ridicule for one second.
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A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
WTAF?
Pete Hegseth shares a clip saying women shouldn’t have the right to vote, the 19th Amendment should be “repealed,” and women should “submit” to their husbands: “All of Christ for All of Life”
August 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
WTAF?
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Remember that the President of the United States of America doesn't have this authority.
July 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Remember that the President of the United States of America doesn't have this authority.
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Then they came for the sarcastic people and I was like oh great that's exactly what we need right now well done to all concerned.
July 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Then they came for the sarcastic people and I was like oh great that's exactly what we need right now well done to all concerned.
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You've been conned.
July 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
You've been conned.
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So the Kerr County, Texas commissioners refused Federal ARPA funds for emergency warning systems because of “communism” and the result was they killed over 200 people…
This is what hate and GOP rhetoric does to your brain.
It’s deadly.
This is what hate and GOP rhetoric does to your brain.
It’s deadly.
July 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
So the Kerr County, Texas commissioners refused Federal ARPA funds for emergency warning systems because of “communism” and the result was they killed over 200 people…
This is what hate and GOP rhetoric does to your brain.
It’s deadly.
This is what hate and GOP rhetoric does to your brain.
It’s deadly.
So I googled it. I learned there was a Pope Sixtus V, and all my brain has done since then is giggle about a potential Pope Sixtus IX
by the way if you're ever in a situation where someone says "let me play devil's advocate" i have found the best way to handle this is to interrupt with "DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT COMES FROM WHAT THEY DID WHAT THEY WERE AND WHY" and then slam Pope Lore into the conversation until they retreat, crying
June 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
So I googled it. I learned there was a Pope Sixtus V, and all my brain has done since then is giggle about a potential Pope Sixtus IX
So we started arresting judges? Do Clarence Thomas next!
April 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So we started arresting judges? Do Clarence Thomas next!
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After Trump destroyed the global monetary system, I lost my six figure job, and now I’m struggling to learn Mandarin so I can earn minimum wage making iPhones. But at least I don’t have to hear people give their pronouns anymore.
April 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
After Trump destroyed the global monetary system, I lost my six figure job, and now I’m struggling to learn Mandarin so I can earn minimum wage making iPhones. But at least I don’t have to hear people give their pronouns anymore.
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There's a reason why they're freaking out over what's happening to Tesla.
It's working.
There's a reason they're threatening absurd consequences.
They need to scare you back into civility and compliance.
As long as we're reluctant to cross the lines they ignore daily, they have the upper hand.
It's working.
There's a reason they're threatening absurd consequences.
They need to scare you back into civility and compliance.
As long as we're reluctant to cross the lines they ignore daily, they have the upper hand.
March 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
There's a reason why they're freaking out over what's happening to Tesla.
It's working.
There's a reason they're threatening absurd consequences.
They need to scare you back into civility and compliance.
As long as we're reluctant to cross the lines they ignore daily, they have the upper hand.
It's working.
There's a reason they're threatening absurd consequences.
They need to scare you back into civility and compliance.
As long as we're reluctant to cross the lines they ignore daily, they have the upper hand.
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If a law firm won't risk everything to defend itself, what makes you think it will risk anything to defend you?
My advice: Find a law firm that will not back down and will never bend a knee.
My advice: Find a law firm that will not back down and will never bend a knee.
March 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If a law firm won't risk everything to defend itself, what makes you think it will risk anything to defend you?
My advice: Find a law firm that will not back down and will never bend a knee.
My advice: Find a law firm that will not back down and will never bend a knee.
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Simple advice: every Dem who gets a microphone shoved in their face and are asked to respond to Trump's latest nonsense should point out that it's a lie, or Trump is weak and being influenced by others, or that he doesn't know what he's talking about (or all 3) balloon-juice.com/2024/12/29/h...
December 29, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Simple advice: every Dem who gets a microphone shoved in their face and are asked to respond to Trump's latest nonsense should point out that it's a lie, or Trump is weak and being influenced by others, or that he doesn't know what he's talking about (or all 3) balloon-juice.com/2024/12/29/h...
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Apparently, the "True Economy" runs on Dunning Krugerrands.
December 6, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Apparently, the "True Economy" runs on Dunning Krugerrands.
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Right on cue Democrats will spend a week eating each other alive over the pardon while Trump keeps setting up the most unfit government in history to rip apart lives on Day 1 unfettered by a coherent opposition.
December 2, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Right on cue Democrats will spend a week eating each other alive over the pardon while Trump keeps setting up the most unfit government in history to rip apart lives on Day 1 unfettered by a coherent opposition.
Today in thankful that Musk, Trump, Vance, and their ilk are not on Bluesky, and if they were, it would be super easy to block them.
November 29, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Today in thankful that Musk, Trump, Vance, and their ilk are not on Bluesky, and if they were, it would be super easy to block them.
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Here's a little something for people to think on ⤵️
November 10, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Here's a little something for people to think on ⤵️