Charlotte
cessavi.bsky.social
Charlotte
@cessavi.bsky.social
latin/ancient greek teacher
anti-LED headlights
if you’re my student, no you’re not you never saw this page
In a hilarious turn of events, i have been gifted 167 origami frogs from my students that ive hung from the ceiling rafters in my room.

My school is also using my room for state testing for the next two weeks lol

(no im not taking them down!!)
April 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Gynecology is a scam
March 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Random advice:

Don’t try to teach 4 7th grade classes 3 days after laparoscopic surgery

#imfuxjingexhausted :/
February 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I haven’t had eggs in like a month and I’m ok. Well, regarding eggs. The fall of our nation is quite upsetting.
February 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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In a normal timeline, "Kanye used Superbowl ad time to sell swastika t-shirts" would be a top news story but here we are in the hell universe
February 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This is an unconfirmed statement but has been true for me in my classroom as a teacher of mostly 12-14 year olds (and some juniors)

Kids have been using wayyy more racialized language since the inauguration and unfortunately i dont have more to add than … thats concerning but makes sense 😬
February 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Hey its been rough but i have successfully made it through January without gnawing half my hand off so uhh…. Thumbs up for that i guess
February 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Sometimes i just start thinking late at night about the odyssey and how cool oral poetry is
February 4, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Oh look, its the robber barons, the ones people warned would try to rob us! It looks like they’re coming to rob us. How could this possibly happen?
February 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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They’re saying Elon’s not smart enough to build a submarine capable of visiting the wreckage site of the Titanic. They’re saying he doesn’t have enough money or gumption to do it. They’re saying he’s too much of a loser that he couldn’t even find four to five friends to bring along with him.
February 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Truly on the worst timeline
February 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Like im sorry but im so fed up of seeing people only using leftism as a marker of moral superiority.

Part of the ideology is that NO ONE needs to suffer at the hands of the state. And that includes poor republicans.

The ‘i hope you get what you voted for’ of it all is going to kill us all i fear
Laughing at republicans having epistemological crises because the systems and people they believed in are now failing them is not the read yall think it is
January 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Laughing at republicans having epistemological crises because the systems and people they believed in are now failing them is not the read yall think it is
January 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Upon reflection, the most valuable skill ive ever learned is how to have critical conversations with children in a way that doesnt make them feel shame
My honest first thought when elon did *that* was ‘how do I interact when students start copying?’

Happened today and. im glad i thought it through.

Kid asked the reasonable question “why did elon do it if its a nazi thing? I thought grown ups were supposed to know better?”

Yeah… heartbreaking.
January 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My honest first thought when elon did *that* was ‘how do I interact when students start copying?’

Happened today and. im glad i thought it through.

Kid asked the reasonable question “why did elon do it if its a nazi thing? I thought grown ups were supposed to know better?”

Yeah… heartbreaking.
January 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Today in class i forgot my laser pointer so i used a trident from a mini poseidon figure to point to words as students were reading

The yearbook photographer came in as i was, essentially, pointing to greek words with a magic wand
January 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
January 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Its nice seeing almost every reddit sub im in ban x links. Feels very good.
January 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English, a double negative is a positive. In some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, there is no language wherein a double positive can be a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
January 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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We found our CD collection and we’re going through them with our 19 yo daughter. Why does every song from the ’90s sound like it belongs in a movie when a guy packs up and drives away from an apartment complex.
January 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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I would like to be alone with the Costco sheet cake now, please.
January 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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[kidz bop rage against the machine] some of those that love horses are the same that love foxes
January 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I know this sounds really unreasonable, but maybe congress could pass a real data privacy law and then it would be safe to use apps even if their owners were maybe a little malicious.
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I fear we are losing the plot i just saw a nature photo tagged as “earth porn”
January 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a classroom, asking them not to give me norovirus
January 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM