Every announcement from this administration reads like :
"We are declaring CANCER a crisis, and we will be fighting it with GUNS"
"We are declaring CANCER a crisis, and we will be fighting it with GUNS"
December 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Every announcement from this administration reads like :
"We are declaring CANCER a crisis, and we will be fighting it with GUNS"
"We are declaring CANCER a crisis, and we will be fighting it with GUNS"
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American Horror, a sequel to American Canto
December 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
American Horror, a sequel to American Canto
"People didn't have autism when I was growing up"
My grandpa had an EXTENSIVE collection of only green glass
My grandpa had an EXTENSIVE collection of only green glass
December 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"People didn't have autism when I was growing up"
My grandpa had an EXTENSIVE collection of only green glass
My grandpa had an EXTENSIVE collection of only green glass
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trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.
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Heartbreaking: the person you campaigned and championed to get elected does exactly what he said he would do
Joe Rogan and Theo Von slam DHS for using Von's image in a video promoting deportation:
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Heartbreaking: the person you campaigned and championed to get elected does exactly what he said he would do
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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
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I hate Mitch McConnell, but you know if he were in Schumer’s position he would have threatened to shove a scalding hot fireplace poker up anyone’s ass who threatened to break rank and vote yes.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I hate Mitch McConnell, but you know if he were in Schumer’s position he would have threatened to shove a scalding hot fireplace poker up anyone’s ass who threatened to break rank and vote yes.
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I know everyone is upset about the deal, but don’t worry. We’ll be doing this again in a month.
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I know everyone is upset about the deal, but don’t worry. We’ll be doing this again in a month.
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i can’t quite explain it but “standing up as opposition doesn’t work” doesn’t seem like good optics for an opposition party to have
SENATOR ANGUS KING: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work. It actually gave him more power."
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i can’t quite explain it but “standing up as opposition doesn’t work” doesn’t seem like good optics for an opposition party to have
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WE’RE GONNA RULE LIKE AUTOCRATS WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT THE PRESIDENT IS GOD
Average libbed out intelligence officer:
Average libbed out intelligence officer:
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
WE’RE GONNA RULE LIKE AUTOCRATS WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT THE PRESIDENT IS GOD
Average libbed out intelligence officer:
Average libbed out intelligence officer:
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TIME TO BREAK OUT THE WHITE CLAWS WOOOOOOOOO
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
TIME TO BREAK OUT THE WHITE CLAWS WOOOOOOOOO
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Joe Flacco living out the twilight of his career the way Aaron Roger's thought he would lol
October 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Joe Flacco living out the twilight of his career the way Aaron Roger's thought he would lol
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My fellow Americans
what are we even doing here bruh
what are we even doing here bruh
October 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My fellow Americans
what are we even doing here bruh
what are we even doing here bruh
The Anthony Bourdain episode on WV won't make me cry 😭
October 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The Anthony Bourdain episode on WV won't make me cry 😭
"I don't want a pallette cleanser, I want REFORM" - @jennaadkins.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"I don't want a pallette cleanser, I want REFORM" - @jennaadkins.bsky.social
My favorite thing about ordering Panda Express is getting served 2 whole sliced onions, barely cooked and definitely stepped on, in anything I order. All against my will.
October 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My favorite thing about ordering Panda Express is getting served 2 whole sliced onions, barely cooked and definitely stepped on, in anything I order. All against my will.
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This the lamest, most final day of ROTC Advanced Camp fake high speed shit ever.
ICE Agents Rappel From Black Hawk Helicopters Into Chicago for Major Raid
Roughly 30 undocumented immigrants were taken into custody, several of them suspected of gang affiliation, NewsNation reported.
www.newsweek.com
October 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This the lamest, most final day of ROTC Advanced Camp fake high speed shit ever.
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“Am I watching things on television that are different from what’s happening?”
What a remarkable statement from the single most powerful individual in the world. Fascinating look into a person’s mind.
What a remarkable statement from the single most powerful individual in the world. Fascinating look into a person’s mind.
September 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
“Am I watching things on television that are different from what’s happening?”
What a remarkable statement from the single most powerful individual in the world. Fascinating look into a person’s mind.
What a remarkable statement from the single most powerful individual in the world. Fascinating look into a person’s mind.
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Yeah, a lot going on here
September 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Yeah, a lot going on here