Chantelle Woodcock
@chanwoodcock.bsky.social
The Pope met JD Vance and went STRAIGHT to HR with a complaint.
April 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The Pope met JD Vance and went STRAIGHT to HR with a complaint.
April 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
April 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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There should be two feeds: the fun feed, and the feed that addresses the horror of our current reality
like I'm stoned at the airport yk? I need to fucken breathe for a sec
like I'm stoned at the airport yk? I need to fucken breathe for a sec
March 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
There should be two feeds: the fun feed, and the feed that addresses the horror of our current reality
like I'm stoned at the airport yk? I need to fucken breathe for a sec
like I'm stoned at the airport yk? I need to fucken breathe for a sec
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I think we need to be prepared to fight in the streets. If we see this happening, yell like there's a baby trapped in a burning building.
They're operating like the SS, so we have to get loud. We're socialized not to make a scene, not to argue.
We need to recall how to scream.
They're operating like the SS, so we have to get loud. We're socialized not to make a scene, not to argue.
We need to recall how to scream.
March 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I think we need to be prepared to fight in the streets. If we see this happening, yell like there's a baby trapped in a burning building.
They're operating like the SS, so we have to get loud. We're socialized not to make a scene, not to argue.
We need to recall how to scream.
They're operating like the SS, so we have to get loud. We're socialized not to make a scene, not to argue.
We need to recall how to scream.
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If an Army private accidentally texted the details of a classified military operation to a reporter, let alone transmitted any classified information to anyone who was unauthorized over an unsecured device, they’d be charged and likely spend time in Leavenworth.
But it’s Hegseth, so probably not.
But it’s Hegseth, so probably not.
March 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If an Army private accidentally texted the details of a classified military operation to a reporter, let alone transmitted any classified information to anyone who was unauthorized over an unsecured device, they’d be charged and likely spend time in Leavenworth.
But it’s Hegseth, so probably not.
But it’s Hegseth, so probably not.
husband didn’t want another cat. We got another cat. He now thinks it’s his cat. #mainecooncat #catsofbluesky #mainecoon
March 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
husband didn’t want another cat. We got another cat. He now thinks it’s his cat. #mainecooncat #catsofbluesky #mainecoon
March 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Most of what we call "tech" is about getting the right information into a database and trying to prevent the wrong person from reading or updating it.
March 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Most of what we call "tech" is about getting the right information into a database and trying to prevent the wrong person from reading or updating it.
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After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Elon musk isn’t elected.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
February 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Elon musk isn’t elected.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
He’s a Nazi nepo baby who breaks everything he touches.
And right now he’s locked himself in a room with grandpa’s Social Security check.
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Dear Canada and Mexico,
We’re so, so sorry.
— Sane America
We’re so, so sorry.
— Sane America
February 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Dear Canada and Mexico,
We’re so, so sorry.
— Sane America
We’re so, so sorry.
— Sane America
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I think it already is.
But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.
We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America
But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.
We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America
Hey Mark do you think voters remorse will ever hit the magat crowd
I Doubt It
I Doubt It
January 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I think it already is.
But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.
We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America
But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made.
We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America
Shirts off and your friends pick you up over their heads,
Beer sticking to the floor, cheers chanting cause they said
There was no chance, trying to be the greatest in the league -
Where’s the trophy?
Good luck getting to your second Super Bowl in your second year, Taylor. #taylorswift #chiefs
Beer sticking to the floor, cheers chanting cause they said
There was no chance, trying to be the greatest in the league -
Where’s the trophy?
Good luck getting to your second Super Bowl in your second year, Taylor. #taylorswift #chiefs
January 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Shirts off and your friends pick you up over their heads,
Beer sticking to the floor, cheers chanting cause they said
There was no chance, trying to be the greatest in the league -
Where’s the trophy?
Good luck getting to your second Super Bowl in your second year, Taylor. #taylorswift #chiefs
Beer sticking to the floor, cheers chanting cause they said
There was no chance, trying to be the greatest in the league -
Where’s the trophy?
Good luck getting to your second Super Bowl in your second year, Taylor. #taylorswift #chiefs
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Google is free.
Library got plenty of books.
And still yall dumb.
That’s crazy.
Library got plenty of books.
And still yall dumb.
That’s crazy.
January 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Google is free.
Library got plenty of books.
And still yall dumb.
That’s crazy.
Library got plenty of books.
And still yall dumb.
That’s crazy.
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Who made this 🤣
January 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Who made this 🤣
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Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.
January 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.
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You can say Elon was just excited and not doing a Nazi salute. Also, have fun at the next Nazi meeting.
January 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You can say Elon was just excited and not doing a Nazi salute. Also, have fun at the next Nazi meeting.
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Hi, I’m God.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
January 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hi, I’m God.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
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More than 200 executive orders expected tomorrow.
Not one of them will lower the price of eggs.
Not one of them will lower the price of eggs.
January 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
More than 200 executive orders expected tomorrow.
Not one of them will lower the price of eggs.
Not one of them will lower the price of eggs.