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Daniel Cherney
@cherdan.bsky.social
Board games, video games, fountain pens, stationary, vinyl records, books, tea, coffee, and more.
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"Aha, but what if Brass had been designed by a computer? Would you still say it has no artistic merit?"

But it wasn't designed by a computer. What if your mother were a horse. See, we can all play the stupid person game.
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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"The human brain is just a very advanced computer!"

Um. No. It isn't. Not even close. It isn't a computer any more than it is a series of flywheels and hydraulics, a steam engine with little workers marching on treadles, or any of the other metaphors we've used to describe it in the past.
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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avg linkedin user like "i'm happy to announce i'm starting a new position as part of the how to kill superman by blocking out the sun research team at luthorcorp" & the comments are all goons from similar branches of the legion of doom going "omg congratulations 🎉"
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I had been using a $60 pair of on ear JBL recently which I enjoyed but it was more convenience than anything since I wanted something after my AirPods broke. Got a pair of Bose headphones and it’s amazing the amount of detail I was missing.
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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What did you think woke 2 meant? Vibes? Papers? Essays? Well it will be that, but also gerrymandering
BREAKING:

NBC News projects: Prop 50 Congressional Redistricting has been approved.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Hey kiddo, can't sleep? I know you're scared by these uncertain times. For $7 a month, gain access to unlimited Dad. Tuck-ins, reassurance, daily Dad games.
October 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You may think you have it all but then you realize you’ll never be able to #harmonize with the boys to sound like an old steam engine horn.
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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October 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Been on a #wargame kick recently. What have you been playing?

#bgg #boardgames
October 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
October 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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i'm inventing a new kind of roguelike where instead of poker, slot machines or coin flipping you play as a little guy with a sword
October 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Incredibly nerdy statement: make Pete Hegseth play Advanced Squad Leader
October 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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generational wisdom
October 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives
August 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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(on the line with the hostage negotiator)
me: i want a new bean
HN: uh excuse me
me: there's not been a new bean in a long time, get some scientists on it
HN: most people want like helicopter or money or--
me: look man i'm not the one wasting time here, new bean or everyone dies
September 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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We just posted "Live in the moment" on our LinkedIn page. It's a pretty crazy Monday in our Marketing department.
September 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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did mushrooms with Theseus and he's just been staring at his ship for like two hours
October 7, 2024 at 11:24 AM
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all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
August 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM