Chris Tomlinson
Chris Tomlinson
@christomlinson.bsky.social
Go Philly Sportsball.
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The true tribute to him is that a man named Johnny Cannoli, who is in town for Knucklemania 6 (?) just rang the bell
January 30, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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This is my favorite football team. They are the reigning champion of the NFL, the current one-seed in the NFC, they’ve beaten the Lions, Rams, Bucs, Packers, and Chiefs. Oh also I hate them and they make me want to die.
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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GO BIRDS 🦅🏈
September 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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July 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Donald Trump has long-espoused eugenicist and ableist beliefs.

For @motherjones.com, I put together a timeline of some of these greatest (or worst) hits, which shows a pattern, starting back in the 1980s. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Donald Trump's decades-long obsession with eugenics
A timeline of the president's thoughts on "good genes," IQ, and which disabled people should "just die."
www.motherjones.com
May 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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if my team won the Super Bowl because we were so good at running the most basic play possible that they had to ban it, I would not stop talking about it until the day I died. Congratulations to Eagles fans everywhere, your team defeated football
May 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.
May 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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You want to know, so here it is. #Eagles color-coded by who chose to participate (32 players) and who chose not to (47 players).
April 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Someone from the Eagles Autism Foundation want to give a comment on this before the team signs off on it by showing up at the White House?
The full quote from RFK, Jr. is truly disgusting and this is 100% him calling for institutionalization of autistic people. This is horrifying.
April 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Let's fucking destroy these dickheads
February 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM