Cɧɾis Ϣ.Τ.Ƒεɾɳ
@chriswtfern.bsky.social
Artist, designer, musician ♡ He/Him ♡ No AI or NFT bullshit
♡ https://linktr.ee/ChrisWTFern ♡ Pro-Butlerian Jihad
♡ https://linktr.ee/ChrisWTFern ♡ Pro-Butlerian Jihad
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Twitch loves making features that you have to ban people for using.
December 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Twitch loves making features that you have to ban people for using.
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i think about this a lot
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i think about this a lot
Can we do a coup on Bluesky?
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Can we do a coup on Bluesky?
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This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
May 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
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Happy 76th birthday to Tom Waits!
He's a great musician (and actor, now an then) and his work has inspired a lot of my art and writing over the years.
He's got a real talent for conjuring images in one's head with his music.
Here's some weird pieces I've done that are entirely his fault.
He's a great musician (and actor, now an then) and his work has inspired a lot of my art and writing over the years.
He's got a real talent for conjuring images in one's head with his music.
Here's some weird pieces I've done that are entirely his fault.
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Happy 76th birthday to Tom Waits!
He's a great musician (and actor, now an then) and his work has inspired a lot of my art and writing over the years.
He's got a real talent for conjuring images in one's head with his music.
Here's some weird pieces I've done that are entirely his fault.
He's a great musician (and actor, now an then) and his work has inspired a lot of my art and writing over the years.
He's got a real talent for conjuring images in one's head with his music.
Here's some weird pieces I've done that are entirely his fault.
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Quentin Tarantino is an overrated hack who has never written a half-decent ending in his entire career. He would rather defend pedophiles, lick celebrity feet, say slurs, and talk shit on other more talented people than make good movies.
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Quentin Tarantino is an overrated hack who has never written a half-decent ending in his entire career. He would rather defend pedophiles, lick celebrity feet, say slurs, and talk shit on other more talented people than make good movies.
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Consider helping out a friend in need 🙏
My situation has been getting a little worse. I haven't been able to flat the dentist bill and haven't been able to pay my rent this month and my mother was sent to the hospital a few days ago too. I've been a bit stressed out considering that I have not been getting enough work to pay for it all..
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Consider helping out a friend in need 🙏
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I noticed that somehow I always draw better/more often in winter... I'm like an old shitty pc that overheats I work better in the cold
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I noticed that somehow I always draw better/more often in winter... I'm like an old shitty pc that overheats I work better in the cold
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December 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
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From "Vorace", a very short indie film by Pauline Mauvière & Charles Ouvrard (France).
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December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
From "Vorace", a very short indie film by Pauline Mauvière & Charles Ouvrard (France).
>> www.catsuka.com/news/2025-12...
>> www.catsuka.com/news/2025-12...
Does this mean Jack Skellington successfully conquered Christmas Town?
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Does this mean Jack Skellington successfully conquered Christmas Town?
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Fresh from the kiln.
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Fresh from the kiln.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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The only thing standing in the way of utopia is a tiny group of nepotistic elites who believe they should somehow own and manage that utopia. They're doing everything they can to prevent what's coming after the "Information Age." They can't understand that theirs is the breed that's doomed.
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The only thing standing in the way of utopia is a tiny group of nepotistic elites who believe they should somehow own and manage that utopia. They're doing everything they can to prevent what's coming after the "Information Age." They can't understand that theirs is the breed that's doomed.
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had some unexpected dental work done, it's going to cost me 1500$ to pay, I could use some support
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
had some unexpected dental work done, it's going to cost me 1500$ to pay, I could use some support
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Nightmare Before Christmas chronicles the invasion of God's heaven by the sexual perverts of Hell
October 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Nightmare Before Christmas chronicles the invasion of God's heaven by the sexual perverts of Hell
It's cool that Goku was in the parade but like why now and not at the height of DB popularity?
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It's cool that Goku was in the parade but like why now and not at the height of DB popularity?
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Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Giger's version of the chest-bursting Alien was rejected for being too turkey-like.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
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In the era of AI it’s more crucial than ever that social media sites add a serif to the lower case L
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
In the era of AI it’s more crucial than ever that social media sites add a serif to the lower case L
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.