@chromaticchimera.bsky.social
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i dont know the sum total of your business, but i think, if its not your job, and even probably if it is, you likely dont gotta be sitting down on Friday night, December 19, in front of the epstein files
December 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Pixar should do a TOY STORY about a group of Beanie Babies who've been in storage for over two decades and have turned into Gormenghast.
October 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Live look at the Reds locker room
September 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Behind our memes let there be our memes
September 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Kirk didn't serve in the military or hold office. The war hero treatment -- half-mast flags, military guard, Air Force Two escort, calls for a statue at the Capitol or to lie in the Rotunda -- shows that for MAGA, service to Trump has become the highest, most honorable form of service.
September 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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the media rush to canonize charlie kirk is legitimately maybe one of the weirdest things of this nature i have ever seen in my life
September 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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our society fucking hates kids man
September 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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nasty feeling that trump being outed as a serial pedophile is going to be another sandy hook moment and the consensus becomes "well that's just a necessary evil if you want a strong leader"
September 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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"I even gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is an Action Bronson line
August 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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when someone I thought was normal says "seed oil"
August 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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July 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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This is the Drake vs Kendrick of posting if every track were The Heart Part 6
June 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I'd rather not have a Night of the Long Knives but if it's coming I would not cry about Elon being Ernst Röhm
February 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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The Trump way has always been to cause problems and then partially solve them by backing off what he did to cause the problem, and then calling the whole thing a "victory." It's like if I threw a baseball through a window and then taped cardboard over the hole and declared myself a Window Genius.
April 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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April 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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“We are currently clean on op sec.”
March 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Gonna Venmo request a bunch of people in the Trump administration and see what happens
March 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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gavin newsom: thanks for joining us on the pod today…now childcare is obviously difficult, do you have any suggestions?

casey anthony: so many
March 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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there should be reeducation camps but mostly for people who try to line by line group recite song lyrics in someone's replies
February 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM