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Chance@CielynGizmo
@cielyngizmo.bsky.social
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Music consumer, games ignorer, lapsed film nerd (she/they)
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everydaylouie.bsky.social
while my mom was pregnant with me, she was delivering chinese food on bike in new orleans. i like to think that the music she heard in the streets made me the way i am now.

happy new year everyone!
a stylized 3d illustration of a pregnant woman on a bike in a street with many musicians.
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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rj-palmer.com
Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers
screenshot of actors on a green screen with a wildly wrong lighting setup to match their cartoon background screenshot of actors on a green screen with a wildly wrong lighting setup to match their cartoon background screenshot of an actor on a green screen with a wildly wrong lighting setup to match his cartoon background screenshot of actors on a green screen with a wildly wrong lighting setup to match their cartoon background
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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keithpille.bsky.social
someone reskeeted one of these into my timeline, so once again here’s my version
Parody of one of those Pyle cartoons, but *intentionally* shitty
December 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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pcarredo.bsky.social
a happy new year !
December 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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snufkinlib.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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kenlowery.bsky.social
Here's your free RPG for #FreeRPGDay:

You are a housecat. Whenever you attempt to pull a fast one on your humans, roll 1d6.

1: Spectacular failure; what do you destroy?
2-3: Marginal failure; what do you destroy?
4-5: Marginal success; what do you destroy?
6: Critical success; what do you destroy?
June 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
good piece with an incidental insanely brutal takedown of klein
The media has spent the last few months trying to make sense out of nonsense, attempting to conjure motive, manifesto, and meaning out of the dumbest shit scrawled onto bullets. These were sad attempts to impose meaning on an increasingly incoherent world by a literati that has not yet accepted its irrelevance in a postliterate society. But the most humiliating display of literate obliviousness in the face of the total collapse of meaning, however, was Ezra Klein's bizarre eulogy to Charlie Kirk. The now-infamous column ("Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way") can best be understood as an expression of class solidarity. Klein, I would argue, sees both himself and Kirk as being Debate Guys, wordcels who engage in the marketplace of ideas and let speech sort itself out into political action. Kirk did not commit violence, not because he abhorred it, but because committing violence was someone else's job. Last year, he called for using whips against migrants, saying, "Of course you should be able to use whips against foreigners that are coming into your country. Why is that controversial?" In early June of this year, as the president deployed troops to Los Angeles, Kirk publicly advocated for invoking the Insurrection Act of 1807 to crush the immigration protests. And in August, he called for "federalizing" the district of Columbia, saying, "Roll in the tanks, bring in the military." With his close relationship to the commander in chief of the United States of America, Charlie Kirk was no mere talker, idea-peddler, or purveyor of discourse. He built an empire on legitimizing violence and harvesting the enthusiasm and glee around it. Even before his death became a pretext to enact violence on American cities, he had already substantively shaped history. Charlie Kirk was a part of the real world in a way that Ezra Klein will never be.
December 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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downchasm.bsky.social
2025: becoming a "retro emulation guy" by choice

2026: becoming a "retro emulation guy" by circumstance
nesbot.bsky.social NESbot @nesbot.bsky.social · 2d
[Newsis] Consumer GPUs to increase in price next year. RTX 5090 to increase from $2000 to $5000
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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quickboot.bsky.social
post by maverick-ornithography with a photo of a pelican with its mouth wide open. pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican
December 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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dirtbagqueer.rocks
i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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ambignostic.bsky.social
"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do] DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it] mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it] DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently] mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage] DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaa mikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf] DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch] mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car] DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue] mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over] DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tube mikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine] DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11] mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it] DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint] mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door] DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape] mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over] DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent] mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string] DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud] mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter] DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying] mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose] DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it
December 26, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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voidburger.com
🎮✨My Games of the Year 2025!!!✨🎮

LIVE and PUBLIC and (perhaps) SHOCKING!!!

I had a rough year (i'm getting better)!! How did that reflect on my list???

youtu.be/EikOj0JareM
Jess Voidburger's Games Of The Year 2025!
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December 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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manicpixie.dickgirl.pro
the "good" comics are just doing crowd work so rly they're only good at podcast style extemporaneous riffing, it's like someone made a monkeys paw wish that all the open mic lifers would shut up abt "the craft"
December 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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voidburger.com
My friend bought Vivi a sweater for Christmas 🥹🎄 He was so good putting it on.

15 minutes later, I hear a mreep at the foot of my desk and I shout "Nude?!" He had wiggled it off no prob lol
My grey cat is in a dark turquoise knitted sweater, having a weird time hopping up on a chair On the chair, lookin' handsome. Got the air of Steve Jobs before everyone found out he was a dumb asshole. The name "Vivi" is displayed in beads on the sweater Looking round from above
December 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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parkermolloy.com
Worth remembering: some of the most horrific policies in history were enacted through “proper” legal processes. The Nuremberg Laws were passed by a legislature. Jim Crow was law. Apartheid was law.
December 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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flyingrodent.bsky.social
Again: they thought they’d win a shattering court victory with the Harry Potter lady’s money, then the public would rise up in gratitude, salute them as heroes and stomp all over transgender people on their behalf. That hasn’t happened, because the public mostly aren’t vicious cranks, like they are.
Suzanne Moore This must be the year Britain finally kills off'trans ideology
December 30, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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flyingrodent.bsky.social
Yes: the lesson all the lads have learned from the period 2018 to 2024 is that they can get anything they want, if they all scream for it loud enough in unison. Nothing real or lasting, you understand, but they can impose a cruel, dumb, disastrous version of the thing they want just by demanding it.
December 30, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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everetttrue.bsky.social
The Atlantic City Review
December 29,1915
Outbursts Of Everett True P1- EVERETT RUNS INTO A MAN DOWNTOWN EVERETT: I JUDGE FROM THE PICTURES IN THE PAPERS THAT THIS IS MR. OILUM, COUNSEL FOR GRAB & CO. MR. OILUM : YeS, I AM HE. WITH WHOM HAVE I THE PLEASURE OF SPEAKING! P2- EVERETT: MY NAME IS EVERETT TRUE. THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE! WHENEVER I MEET A CORPORATION LAWYER I LIKE TO CLEAN HIM!!! EVERETT GRABS THE MAN BY THE SHOULDERS, LIFTING HIM OFF THE SIDEWALK AND SHAKES LIKE A PERSON WOULD SHAKE A BLANKET
December 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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rawdawgcomics.bsky.social
Back to basics
December 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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aidenr0.bsky.social
court wanted more evidence
an artwork by Spindle of the characters Asimov, a half-elf woman with white hair tied up in a bun, wearing a black top with a gold trim and a white skirt, and Ottilie, a human with short brown/orange hair, wearing a white top with gold trims and a black skirt. Asimov is sitting on the bottom her legs spread while Ottilie is on the top. Both characters are "stuck" in the image borders
December 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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exocomics.com
daily routine
December 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
Here's the last shirt run I'm doing for 2025.
I have deleted this post twice to fix errors, if there's anything else wrong with it I don't care anymore. I'm so tired, man.
roryblank.bigcartel.com
A red on white shirt design depicting a cartoon cat and a cartoon dog in a street fight, slashing at eachother with knives. The dog has brass knuckles, the cat has a chain, the cat's head is not connected to its body and the dog's torso is cut in half. The cat says "is there no escape from this cycle of violence?" The dog replies "what tragic creatures we are, built only to inflict and to feel pain." black A red on white shirt design depicting a cartoon cat and a cartoon dog in a street fight, slashing at eachother with knives. The dog has brass knuckles, the cat has a chain, the cat's head is not connected to its body and the dog's torso is cut in half. The cat says "is there no escape from this cycle of violence?" The dog replies "what tragic creatures we are, built only to inflict and to feel pain." white
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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ellaguro.bsky.social
This is What They Took From Us and it's the movie Beethoven. They Stole Dunston Checks In From Us. this is somehow 1 or 2 steps more humiliating than those Wokal Distance tweets. completely indistinguishable from self-parody at this point, but i guess it doesn't matter.
socdoneleft.bsky.social socdoneleft @socdoneleft.bsky.social · 4d
Fascists truly cannot distinguish fiction from reality

This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
December 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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speederaserhead.bsky.social
Gonna let this post be a formal recommendation - a great 90s throwback to labyrinthine Fukasaku-style yakuza politicking/gang warfare flicks, Akira Kobayashi one of the coolest guys of all time, incredible violence, Takeshi Kitano cameo, has all the things cinema is made of
December 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM