Conor D
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Conor D
@cjd1989.bsky.social
It's something unpredictable
But in the end, it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
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Our season finale is tonight at 11pm on HBO Max/11:12pm on HBO!! And when we’re back in February? It may feel like we’ve been away for years! But keep in mind, that’s mostly because John is aging at an extreme pace. Months read like years on his face. It’s startling. Even to us.
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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We’re back with a new show tonight at 11:02pm! Airing right after The Chair Company. Come for the guy yelling about chair companies, stay for the other guy yelling about chairs OF companies. Haha! But seriously, we hope you know that when John’s yelling he isn’t mad at you.
October 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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It's official. Nearly 7 million people. Today is the single largest day of protest in American history. Americans from all corners of the country are standing up and saying #NoKings. This is what peaceful, patriotic protest looks like.
October 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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We’re back tonight at 11pm on HBO Max/11:10pm on HBO! And we’re off next week! So yes, John will spend his usual 14 days at the desk by himself, missing the studio audience. And the at-home audience! But the studio audience provides him with “human contact” or whatever he’s always begging for. Diva.
October 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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When someone says one thing to gain power and then a contradictory thing when exercising that power, the most useful lens for understanding it is power, not hypocrisy.
September 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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i hope the chiefs go 7-10, back into the playoffs on whatever the 11th tiebreaker is, and win the super bowl because of a play called Billy Billbob Bobby 456 Seam Pot Pie Kablooie that we all have to spend the next five years talking about
September 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him
September 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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We’re back tonight at 11pm on HBO Max/11:15pm on HBO! After two weeks away! You know what that means!! John’s been sitting in the studio, by himself, for 14 days straight. RELAX. We gave him a beach towel. He lays on the floor in darkness and silence and calls it “a British vacation.”
September 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
August 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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We’ve got a new show tonight at 11pm on HBO Max/11:02pm on HBO! Right after an episode of “The Yogurt Shop Murders” and right before – you guessed it – a different episode of “The Yogurt Shop Murders.” Can’t have too much yogurt back to back. Need a little English muffin.
August 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Life comes at you fast
August 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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We’ve got a new show tonight at 11pm on HBO Max/11:10 on HBO! 10 mins late on HBO cause we’re airing after “The Yogurt Shop Murders” and we wanted to give you processing time in case it’s more about murder than it is about yogurt. Seems impossible. Yogurt is way better than murder. But just in case.
August 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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We’re back tonight at 11:02pm on HBO and 11pm sharp on HBO Max! And that two minutes? Constitutes the vital difference between cable and streaming. “Wait, what difference exactly?” Look, if you have to ask, you’ll never know.
August 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I…worked on that book for five years…and…they just…they TikTok bro’d it out
Man, even the brocast community appears to be reading @shannonvallor.bsky.social 's book.
July 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Well, a single week was enough to provide a convincing case that a Wikipedia equivalent for LLMs is necessary i.e. decentralized LLM training and serving
July 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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It’s so frustrating that there is this illusion that we are all 49%/49% right now. Us versus them, good versus bad, and it’s all because of the BS that is the electoral system. It’s very likely 70% versus 30% and we’re just not seeing representative government.There’s just no common sense right now
July 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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We’re back tonight at 11pm! Then we’re off until July 27th! Which, you’re right, is one whole month we won’t be together. And we’re gonna miss you the whole time. “You say that to all your audience members!” Wow, right again. You are so smart. See? This is why we’re gonna miss you so much.
June 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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I encourage everyone to consider attending one of the many demonstrations planned for tomorrow across the country.

Show up. Demand accountability. Peacefully protest.

Find the rally closest to you: NoKings.org
June 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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they’re not, they just aren’t, full stop. much smaller countries with much larger federal police forces / paramilitaries buckle under this kind of strain. you cannot just redeploy the US military domestically on a whim and doing so is a monumental risk to your own regime.
i personally do not think the administration is actually prepared for what happens if they are facing mass protests in every major city in the country
June 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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OH MY GOD THIS IS SO STUPID, and this is why adequately specifying the problem matters so much. I told deepseek-r1:8b-0528-qwen3-q8_0 to `Generate "hello world" in Go` then `Use the first argument passed on the command line as the language to use.`

This happened: gist.github.com/lizthegrey/e...
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June 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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We’re back tonight at 11pm on Max/11:30pm on HBO! Like all the greats of late night, we are a show that is taped on Saturday, available to stream on Sunday at 11pm, and finally airs as “live TV” at 11:30pm on Sunday. Ya, just like Johnny Carson.
May 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages
The fact that there's an ASL interpreter there.... Thank you @aoc.bsky.social 🥹😍🤟🏼
May 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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We’re back tonight at 11pm on Max/11:20pm on HBO! And we know people are sad White Lotus is over, so we’ve decided to kill off one of our main characters in our season finale! We think. When we pitched John the idea he just whispered “sweet relief” then left the room. But pretty sure that’s a yes!
April 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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The cause of today's big tariff backdown is pretty straightforward: "The president has overplayed his hand quite dramatically."
April 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Darkest day for the Falklands since
April 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM