Clarence Beeks
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If the commentators continue to suck off Stokes with this much vigour, hid dick might fall off! 🙄
December 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If the commentators continue to suck off Stokes with this much vigour, hid dick might fall off! 🙄
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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I just don’t think that it occurs to reasonably well-adjusted adults who aren’t being excessively provoked while drunk to say something like this.
Katie Miller joked about her husband being a “sexual matador” in an interview with Jesse Watters.
Stephen Miller's Wife Drops Cringe-Inducing Sexual Brag
Katie Miller joked about her husband being a “sexual matador” in an interview with Jesse Watters.
trib.al
September 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I just don’t think that it occurs to reasonably well-adjusted adults who aren’t being excessively provoked while drunk to say something like this.
Why was he called Meatloaf, and not Beefhoven?
August 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Why was he called Meatloaf, and not Beefhoven?
If the moon landing was a hoax, how do you explain THIS?!!
August 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If the moon landing was a hoax, how do you explain THIS?!!
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But no vote to censure one nation senators turning their backs on welcome to country.
July 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
But no vote to censure one nation senators turning their backs on welcome to country.
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They will become openly and defiantly pro-pedophile before they challenge their mortal god
Shapiro on people pushing for Epstein disclosures: “If you find yourself on the same side as Ro Khanna on this issue, I'm just wondering why exactly we should consider you loyal members of MAGA”
Ben Shapiro condemns "pseudo-MAGA" figures for pushing Epstein disclosures
www.mediamatters.org
July 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
They will become openly and defiantly pro-pedophile before they challenge their mortal god
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Can we just spare a thought, too, for the official end of News Corp as a political force. No one outside an aging political class pays any attention to them.
May 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Can we just spare a thought, too, for the official end of News Corp as a political force. No one outside an aging political class pays any attention to them.
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Drive it like you stole it, stop fucking around, deal with climate change, poverty, and deal with inequality to pay for it. Deal with industry transition, deal with education costs, accept that large investments in ourselves today pay for more than themselves in the future. And dental in Medicare
May 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Drive it like you stole it, stop fucking around, deal with climate change, poverty, and deal with inequality to pay for it. Deal with industry transition, deal with education costs, accept that large investments in ourselves today pay for more than themselves in the future. And dental in Medicare
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I for one am amazed that allowing the world's stupidest man to bellow like an idiot while swinging a sledgehammer into every surface encountered has not fixed all of our problems but has instead made all problems worse and caused new ones. It makes no sense; he had the longest tie, the goldest hair.
April 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I for one am amazed that allowing the world's stupidest man to bellow like an idiot while swinging a sledgehammer into every surface encountered has not fixed all of our problems but has instead made all problems worse and caused new ones. It makes no sense; he had the longest tie, the goldest hair.
Lot’s wife turned into a pillar of salt? That really happened? Oh yeah? WHAT WAS HER NAME?
March 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Lot’s wife turned into a pillar of salt? That really happened? Oh yeah? WHAT WAS HER NAME?
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Is this about the free markets or the personal liberties? It's all so confusing.
March 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Is this about the free markets or the personal liberties? It's all so confusing.
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March 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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Australia’s government-owned internet company is going to rely on the satellites of an American billionaire who has become intertwined with Donald Trump… but it’s not Elon Musk
read: thesizzle.com.au/p/amazon-set...
read: thesizzle.com.au/p/amazon-set...
March 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Australia’s government-owned internet company is going to rely on the satellites of an American billionaire who has become intertwined with Donald Trump… but it’s not Elon Musk
read: thesizzle.com.au/p/amazon-set...
read: thesizzle.com.au/p/amazon-set...
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Our institutions are not really all that subtle at letting us know whose rights and views are not considered important
EXCLUSIVE: Two Palestinian flags on a tapestry on display at the National Gallery of Australia have been concealed with white fabric, in what the artists have described as an act of censorship they only agreed to reluctantly.
‘This is censorship’: Palestinian flags covered up in major exhibition at National Gallery of Australia
Exclusive: Pacific Indigenous art collective claims NGA cited ‘high level’ security risk in direction to remove Palestinian flag from tapestry
www.theguardian.com
February 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Our institutions are not really all that subtle at letting us know whose rights and views are not considered important
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The Nazis think this was a Nazi salute, but, hey, what would they know?
Right-Wing Extremists Are Abuzz Over Musk's Straight-Arm Salute
Right-wing extremists are abuzz over Elon Musk giving an awkward straight-armed salute during an inauguration rally for Donald Trump.
www.rollingstone.com
January 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Nazis think this was a Nazi salute, but, hey, what would they know?
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Historian of fascism here. It was a Nazi salute and a very belligerent one too.
The Nazis think this was a Nazi salute, but, hey, what would they know?
Right-Wing Extremists Are Abuzz Over Musk's Straight-Arm Salute
Right-wing extremists are abuzz over Elon Musk giving an awkward straight-armed salute during an inauguration rally for Donald Trump.
www.rollingstone.com
January 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Historian of fascism here. It was a Nazi salute and a very belligerent one too.
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Wondering what Millionaire Peter Dutton up to today?
I've just been perusing Peter Dutton's speeches & media releases over the past two years and he loves to take a dig at "wealthy elites"
I am here to beg you - every one of you - to always, always refer to him as Millionaire Peter Dutton from now
I've just been perusing Peter Dutton's speeches & media releases over the past two years and he loves to take a dig at "wealthy elites"
I am here to beg you - every one of you - to always, always refer to him as Millionaire Peter Dutton from now
mr potato head from toy story is flying through the air while holding a rope .
ALT: mr potato head from toy story is flying through the air while holding a rope .
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Wondering what Millionaire Peter Dutton up to today?
I've just been perusing Peter Dutton's speeches & media releases over the past two years and he loves to take a dig at "wealthy elites"
I am here to beg you - every one of you - to always, always refer to him as Millionaire Peter Dutton from now
I've just been perusing Peter Dutton's speeches & media releases over the past two years and he loves to take a dig at "wealthy elites"
I am here to beg you - every one of you - to always, always refer to him as Millionaire Peter Dutton from now
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Rebecca Shaw has perfectly captured how embarrassing it is that the men burning everything down are massive losers. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
January 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Rebecca Shaw has perfectly captured how embarrassing it is that the men burning everything down are massive losers. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Usman: Alright Sam lets just get ourselves in, make a start, get to lunch
Sam Konstas:
Sam Konstas:
December 26, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Usman: Alright Sam lets just get ourselves in, make a start, get to lunch
Sam Konstas:
Sam Konstas:
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Did you know that Konstas in Greek means Bazball?
December 26, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Did you know that Konstas in Greek means Bazball?
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