Clark
@clarkynoodle.bsky.social
Curating my thoughts in the worst way
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Hung where we can see? Damn Santa a little freak
December 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hung where we can see? Damn Santa a little freak
The cast member for haunted mansion just told me if you can breathe you can squeeze further 💀
December 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The cast member for haunted mansion just told me if you can breathe you can squeeze further 💀
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god forbid we let a team do some Heated Rivalry cross promotion
So if anyone is confused by the statement that the Flyers just put out, this is apparently what happened last night. Lmao
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
god forbid we let a team do some Heated Rivalry cross promotion
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yeah sex is great but have you ever had a disagreement with your partner that resulted in a series of tough but ultimately valuable conversations that contributed to the self-improvement of the both of you as individuals and as a unit?
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
yeah sex is great but have you ever had a disagreement with your partner that resulted in a series of tough but ultimately valuable conversations that contributed to the self-improvement of the both of you as individuals and as a unit?
Consider my timbers shivered It is so cold this morning
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Consider my timbers shivered It is so cold this morning
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gay people will be throwing viewing parties for this
October 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
gay people will be throwing viewing parties for this
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Not sure if I need 🍆, a lobotomy, or just 😵🔫
September 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Not sure if I need 🍆, a lobotomy, or just 😵🔫
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I’ve put a lot of thought into it and I’ve come to the conclusion that things are bad. Yes, very bad. My statement why doing something to stop it would be really mean is forthcoming.
September 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’ve put a lot of thought into it and I’ve come to the conclusion that things are bad. Yes, very bad. My statement why doing something to stop it would be really mean is forthcoming.
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Waiting inline rn for the new Soup n Fresh. It’s supposed to be the new Souplantation but we’ll see
July 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Waiting inline rn for the new Soup n Fresh. It’s supposed to be the new Souplantation but we’ll see
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Nudes (well, pics in general) are better with plants.
July 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Nudes (well, pics in general) are better with plants.
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I wanna see my friends dicks rn ☺️
July 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I wanna see my friends dicks rn ☺️
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Inside you there are two wolves
July 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Inside you there are two wolves
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I love being a faggot actually 🙂↕️
July 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I love being a faggot actually 🙂↕️
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so im judging this actually it turns out
June 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
so im judging this actually it turns out
Okay what about love island style voting but for a HGTV show?
July 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Okay what about love island style voting but for a HGTV show?
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I'm so glad that moving forward I will not receive more information about anything ever
April 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I'm so glad that moving forward I will not receive more information about anything ever
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Only my west coast besties are still up, so we can acknowledge that there are actually some pretty amazing things at DCA. 🤫
April 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Only my west coast besties are still up, so we can acknowledge that there are actually some pretty amazing things at DCA. 🤫
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a new Carly Rae Jepsen album would heal me ngl
February 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
a new Carly Rae Jepsen album would heal me ngl
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I only wear Calvin Klein jocks when I’m trying not to show bulge cause the fit of them is so restrictive
February 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I only wear Calvin Klein jocks when I’m trying not to show bulge cause the fit of them is so restrictive
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Maybe it's early...
But this took me out 🤣
But this took me out 🤣
February 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Maybe it's early...
But this took me out 🤣
But this took me out 🤣