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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
June 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
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Ovechkin dedicates his record-breaking goal to the brave men and women bombing Ukrainian hospitals
Ovechkin dedicates his record-breaking goal to the brave men and women bombing Ukrainian hospitals
NEW YORK CITY – Alexander Ovechkin has scored his 895th career goal, surpassing Wayne Gretzky’s record and making him first all-time among NHL superstars with terrible personal politics.
www.thebeaverton.com
April 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Ovechkin dedicates his record-breaking goal to the brave men and women bombing Ukrainian hospitals
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“This could only happen to me / Who has been through anything like this?”
Morrissey or Trump?
1. “For a thing like that to happen is a disgrace / And frankly, it shouldn’t have happened / That I can tell you / It shouldn’t have happened.” 2....
buff.ly
March 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“This could only happen to me / Who has been through anything like this?”
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🚨BREAKING🚨
Leonard Peltier Granted Executive Clemency
After 50 years of unjust incarceration and the tireless efforts of intergenerational grassroots organizing and advocacy, our elder and relative Leonard Peltier has been granted executive clemency.
Leonard Peltier Granted Executive Clemency
After 50 years of unjust incarceration and the tireless efforts of intergenerational grassroots organizing and advocacy, our elder and relative Leonard Peltier has been granted executive clemency.
January 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨
Leonard Peltier Granted Executive Clemency
After 50 years of unjust incarceration and the tireless efforts of intergenerational grassroots organizing and advocacy, our elder and relative Leonard Peltier has been granted executive clemency.
Leonard Peltier Granted Executive Clemency
After 50 years of unjust incarceration and the tireless efforts of intergenerational grassroots organizing and advocacy, our elder and relative Leonard Peltier has been granted executive clemency.
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38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
December 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
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Hulk just asked me where omelets because not all heroes where crepes
November 15, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Hulk just asked me where omelets because not all heroes where crepes
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I will never recover from this student email.
November 27, 2023 at 9:48 PM
I will never recover from this student email.
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I am reposting this mainly because I can't read it all right now and I want to come back to it later, but the first 50 or so that I've gone through already are hilarious
okay okay OKAY i’ll list Rolling Stone’s 500 Worst Albums
500. Moondance -- Van Morrison
499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead
498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band
497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena
496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen
500. Moondance -- Van Morrison
499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead
498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band
497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena
496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen
October 31, 2023 at 2:25 AM
I am reposting this mainly because I can't read it all right now and I want to come back to it later, but the first 50 or so that I've gone through already are hilarious
Ok *now* it’s mine.
September 24, 2023 at 12:06 AM
Ok *now* it’s mine.
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doctor: i'm afraid you have Swiss diarrhea
me: holy shit
me: holy shit
September 18, 2023 at 2:00 PM
doctor: i'm afraid you have Swiss diarrhea
me: holy shit
me: holy shit
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are you telling me any combination fried this rice
August 31, 2023 at 11:04 PM
are you telling me any combination fried this rice
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From Incels To In Cells - The Proud Boys Story
August 31, 2023 at 10:56 PM
From Incels To In Cells - The Proud Boys Story
Awkward first one.
August 24, 2023 at 7:40 AM
Awkward first one.