Clem Fandango
@clem-fandango.bsky.social
Murdering your time in cold blood
There's a hole in the middle you can't seem to fill
🌩️👀 VSSbKiR066Dl
There's a hole in the middle you can't seem to fill
🌩️👀 VSSbKiR066Dl
Pinned
Hi Bluesky. It’s Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?
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I have stolen
the jewels
that were in
the museumcase
and which
you were probably
saving
for visitors
forgive me
they were expensive
so shiny
and so old
the jewels
that were in
the museumcase
and which
you were probably
saving
for visitors
forgive me
they were expensive
so shiny
and so old
October 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I have stolen
the jewels
that were in
the museumcase
and which
you were probably
saving
for visitors
forgive me
they were expensive
so shiny
and so old
the jewels
that were in
the museumcase
and which
you were probably
saving
for visitors
forgive me
they were expensive
so shiny
and so old
Reposted by Clem Fandango
i have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
bitch
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
bitch
October 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
i have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
bitch
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
bitch
Reposted by Clem Fandango
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
Reposted by Clem Fandango
I have eaten
The extra mild
Old El Paso
Fajita kit
I got in the UK
Forgive me
I added
Hot sauce
It needed it
The extra mild
Old El Paso
Fajita kit
I got in the UK
Forgive me
I added
Hot sauce
It needed it
April 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I have eaten
The extra mild
Old El Paso
Fajita kit
I got in the UK
Forgive me
I added
Hot sauce
It needed it
The extra mild
Old El Paso
Fajita kit
I got in the UK
Forgive me
I added
Hot sauce
It needed it
Reposted by Clem Fandango
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
Reposted by Clem Fandango
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me but
You snooze
You lose
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me but
You snooze
You lose
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me but
You snooze
You lose
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me but
You snooze
You lose
Reposted by Clem Fandango
I have deleted
the data
that was on
the .gov website
and which
you were probably
using
to better the world
Understand me
you are a pawn
so noble
and so vulnerable
the data
that was on
the .gov website
and which
you were probably
using
to better the world
Understand me
you are a pawn
so noble
and so vulnerable
February 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I have deleted
the data
that was on
the .gov website
and which
you were probably
using
to better the world
Understand me
you are a pawn
so noble
and so vulnerable
the data
that was on
the .gov website
and which
you were probably
using
to better the world
Understand me
you are a pawn
so noble
and so vulnerable
Reposted by Clem Fandango
I have uptaken
the NO3-
that was in
the B horizon
and which
you were probably
saving
for spring
Forgive me
it was nutritious
so nitrogenous
and oxidized
the NO3-
that was in
the B horizon
and which
you were probably
saving
for spring
Forgive me
it was nutritious
so nitrogenous
and oxidized
January 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I have uptaken
the NO3-
that was in
the B horizon
and which
you were probably
saving
for spring
Forgive me
it was nutritious
so nitrogenous
and oxidized
the NO3-
that was in
the B horizon
and which
you were probably
saving
for spring
Forgive me
it was nutritious
so nitrogenous
and oxidized
Reposted by Clem Fandango
I have no mouth
and I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
I Have No Mouth And I Have Dropped My Dental Coverage
November 4, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I have no mouth
and I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
Reposted by Clem Fandango
this is just to say
that i have chatgpt’ed the license that was in the repository
and which you were probably saving for revenue generation purposes
forgive me, dawg
we busy building rn
can’t be bothered with legal
that i have chatgpt’ed the license that was in the repository
and which you were probably saving for revenue generation purposes
forgive me, dawg
we busy building rn
can’t be bothered with legal
September 30, 2024 at 1:24 AM
this is just to say
that i have chatgpt’ed the license that was in the repository
and which you were probably saving for revenue generation purposes
forgive me, dawg
we busy building rn
can’t be bothered with legal
that i have chatgpt’ed the license that was in the repository
and which you were probably saving for revenue generation purposes
forgive me, dawg
we busy building rn
can’t be bothered with legal
Reposted by Clem Fandango
I have the concepts
Of the plan
To replace Obamacare
And which you were probably
Hoping I'd have already written
Forgive me
I have so many indictments
And Bibles to sell
Of the plan
To replace Obamacare
And which you were probably
Hoping I'd have already written
Forgive me
I have so many indictments
And Bibles to sell
September 11, 2024 at 2:41 AM
I have the concepts
Of the plan
To replace Obamacare
And which you were probably
Hoping I'd have already written
Forgive me
I have so many indictments
And Bibles to sell
Of the plan
To replace Obamacare
And which you were probably
Hoping I'd have already written
Forgive me
I have so many indictments
And Bibles to sell
Reposted by Clem Fandango
░P░L░U░M░S░ ░I░N░ ░I░C░E░B░O░X░
March 28, 2024 at 3:41 PM
░P░L░U░M░S░ ░I░N░ ░I░C░E░B░O░X░
Reposted by Clem Fandango
Drinking a cup of coffee and organizing some of my favorite stories in the NYT archives into various categories (you know: pets, poisoning, dentists, hats etc.) and came across one of my favorites, from Feb. 2, 1908.
August 20, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Drinking a cup of coffee and organizing some of my favorite stories in the NYT archives into various categories (you know: pets, poisoning, dentists, hats etc.) and came across one of my favorites, from Feb. 2, 1908.
Hi Bluesky. It’s Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?
August 4, 2023 at 5:04 AM
Hi Bluesky. It’s Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?