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Clem Fandango
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Murdering your time in cold blood
There's a hole in the middle you can't seem to fill


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Hi Bluesky. It’s Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?
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November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I have stolen
the jewels
that were in
the museumcase

and which
you were probably
saving
for visitors

forgive me
they were expensive
so shiny
and so old
October 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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i have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

bitch
October 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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I have eaten
The extra mild
Old El Paso
Fajita kit
I got in the UK
Forgive me
I added
Hot sauce
It needed it
April 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me but
You snooze
You lose
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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I have deleted
the data
that was on
the .gov website

and which
you were probably
using
to better the world

Understand me
you are a pawn
so noble
and so vulnerable
February 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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I have uptaken
the NO3-
that was in
the B horizon

and which
you were probably
saving
for spring

Forgive me
it was nutritious
so nitrogenous
and oxidized
January 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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I have no mouth
and I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
I Have No Mouth And I Have Dropped My Dental Coverage
November 4, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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this is just to say
that i have chatgpt’ed the license that was in the repository
and which you were probably saving for revenue generation purposes

forgive me, dawg
we busy building rn
can’t be bothered with legal
September 30, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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I have the concepts
Of the plan
To replace Obamacare

And which you were probably
Hoping I'd have already written

Forgive me
I have so many indictments
And Bibles to sell
September 11, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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░P░L░U░M░S░ ░I░N░ ░I░C░E░B░O░X░
March 28, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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Drinking a cup of coffee and organizing some of my favorite stories in the NYT archives into various categories (you know: pets, poisoning, dentists, hats etc.) and came across one of my favorites, from Feb. 2, 1908.
August 20, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Hi Bluesky. It’s Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?
August 4, 2023 at 5:04 AM