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The word sultry is the millennial cellar door, its meaning is completely detached from the reality of its linguistic presence but the phonaesthetics of it are undeniable
Also it just means slutty with a little more polish on it which is fun
Also it just means slutty with a little more polish on it which is fun
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welcome to the margin of error, “abolish ice”
YouGov poll - In the future, would you support or oppose...
Eliminating ICE as a federal agency?
Support 42%
Oppose 45%
Reducing ICE’s size and funding
Support 48%
Oppose 37%
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/IC...
Eliminating ICE as a federal agency?
Support 42%
Oppose 45%
Reducing ICE’s size and funding
Support 48%
Oppose 37%
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/IC...
January 13, 2026 at 12:05 AM
welcome to the margin of error, “abolish ice”
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we talk about Woke 2 a lot but the reason this stuff all came about is that people fucking hated living in a yellow soup that gave them coughing fits, and most people today don't know what that was like, and if it comes back EPA 2 Electric Boogaloo is going to be a doozy
Breaking News: The EPA will stop considering lives saved when setting pollution limits and instead calculate only the cost to businesses.
E.P.A. to Stop Considering Lives Saved by Limiting Air Pollution
In a reversal, the agency plans to calculate only the cost to industry when setting pollution limits, and not the monetary value of saving human lives, documents show.
nyti.ms
January 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
we talk about Woke 2 a lot but the reason this stuff all came about is that people fucking hated living in a yellow soup that gave them coughing fits, and most people today don't know what that was like, and if it comes back EPA 2 Electric Boogaloo is going to be a doozy
Me buying Pokemon cards last weekend
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Me buying Pokemon cards last weekend
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Why are you as a man busting myths
January 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Why are you as a man busting myths
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day 75 of making a cow tools meme every day unless I don't
January 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
day 75 of making a cow tools meme every day unless I don't
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time until listening to "this year" by the mountain goats this year: 73 hours 54 minutes
January 4, 2026 at 6:55 AM
time until listening to "this year" by the mountain goats this year: 73 hours 54 minutes
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"Maduro was bad, but" shut the fuck up, you people will never learn.
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
"Maduro was bad, but" shut the fuck up, you people will never learn.
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*tapping the sign*
January 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
*tapping the sign*
Spending over $7k each to hire 14,000 people for government jobs is genuinely insane, especially when other parts of the government have applicants offering to move across the country at their own expense for entry-level shit jobs
New: We got an internal ICE document revealing its $100 million ad plan to bring in 14,000 new hires: deals with "tactical" influencers; ads to gun & military buffs; and geo-targeting phones around NASCAR races and gun shows.
A "wartime recruitment" mode with paramilitary branding: wapo.st/44QrP5j
A "wartime recruitment" mode with paramilitary branding: wapo.st/44QrP5j
ICE plans $100 million ‘wartime recruitment’ push targeting gun shows, military fans for hires
An internal ICE document shared among immigration officials details plans to use influencers and geo-targeted ads to rapidly hire thousands of deportation officers.
wapo.st
January 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Spending over $7k each to hire 14,000 people for government jobs is genuinely insane, especially when other parts of the government have applicants offering to move across the country at their own expense for entry-level shit jobs
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
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"25 minutes in st. louis", a harrowing airport drama about the maximum amount of time anyone can tolerate being in st. louis
December 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"25 minutes in st. louis", a harrowing airport drama about the maximum amount of time anyone can tolerate being in st. louis
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you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
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John Carpenter: alright we need the scariest church you've ever seen, haphazardly placed in the middle of a field
Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
John Carpenter: alright we need the scariest church you've ever seen, haphazardly placed in the middle of a field
Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
Location Scout: boss, youre not gonna believe this
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
Going on the record locking these in now
December 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Going on the record locking these in now
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
*establishing shot of the most Vancouver, British Columbia scene imaginable. There's poutine in the foreground, the Cascades in background, a moose wearing a Canadian Flag toque is feasting on the river grasses of the Fraser River*
The X-Files location text: FRONT ROYAL, VIRGINIA
The X-Files location text: FRONT ROYAL, VIRGINIA
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
*establishing shot of the most Vancouver, British Columbia scene imaginable. There's poutine in the foreground, the Cascades in background, a moose wearing a Canadian Flag toque is feasting on the river grasses of the Fraser River*
The X-Files location text: FRONT ROYAL, VIRGINIA
The X-Files location text: FRONT ROYAL, VIRGINIA
Tapping the sign again
December 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Tapping the sign again
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If you kill yourself now you’ll never learn how the next avatar movie incorporates a new elemental force into its title bro
December 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If you kill yourself now you’ll never learn how the next avatar movie incorporates a new elemental force into its title bro
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techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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i'm seeing avatar 3 in theaters opening week and no one can stop me
whats your most cousin coded trait
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i'm seeing avatar 3 in theaters opening week and no one can stop me