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fuck i just teared up imagining dogbert sitting patiently by the front door
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
fuck i just teared up imagining dogbert sitting patiently by the front door
Harrison butker still too far right
September 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Harrison butker still too far right
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arch playing the UTEP defense
September 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
arch playing the UTEP defense
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Al Michaels sounds like me in a Zoom at 4pm on a Friday
September 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Al Michaels sounds like me in a Zoom at 4pm on a Friday
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government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout
February 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout
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Pete and Chip together? They are going to own the AFC West in 2011
February 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Pete and Chip together? They are going to own the AFC West in 2011
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*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby*
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
September 16, 2023 at 2:30 AM
*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby*
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
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Inside this box is a button. If you press the button, you will receive one million dollars. However, someone who posts in the chat on the side of an illegal NFL stream will die. Take as long as you need— okay let me finish. You pressed the button without letting me finish. All right.
September 10, 2023 at 7:59 PM
Inside this box is a button. If you press the button, you will receive one million dollars. However, someone who posts in the chat on the side of an illegal NFL stream will die. Take as long as you need— okay let me finish. You pressed the button without letting me finish. All right.
Elon bought monkeys the same way the mythbusters bought cars
September 10, 2023 at 10:41 PM
Elon bought monkeys the same way the mythbusters bought cars
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Top 10 most goated pot calling the kettle black moments
August 28, 2023 at 5:10 AM
Top 10 most goated pot calling the kettle black moments
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when you quit an app it’s best to keep your account active but delete all your posts except one reading “croatoan”
August 21, 2023 at 11:56 PM
when you quit an app it’s best to keep your account active but delete all your posts except one reading “croatoan”
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Ready for Dorktown tonight @jonbois.bsky.social
August 16, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Ready for Dorktown tonight @jonbois.bsky.social
Trying to learn from lil tay is like a sloth digesting leaves. You will never get more out of it than you put in
Good piece from @parkermolloy.com :
"What We Can Learn From the Lil Tay Media Faceplant"
https://t.co/xJpfYvLNQD
"What We Can Learn From the Lil Tay Media Faceplant"
https://t.co/xJpfYvLNQD
What We Can Learn From the Lil Tay Media Faceplant
Social media has warped journalism's incentive system. Accuracy, not speed, needs to once again become the priority for news outlets.
t.co
August 12, 2023 at 7:02 AM
Trying to learn from lil tay is like a sloth digesting leaves. You will never get more out of it than you put in
Going on to shark tank to pitch covid scams. I feel like I’d definitely get an offer from Barbara
Twitter / X CEO: the platform is now safe for advertisers
the advertisers:
the advertisers:
August 12, 2023 at 1:41 AM
Going on to shark tank to pitch covid scams. I feel like I’d definitely get an offer from Barbara
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Nobody talks about AFK Jr. The Kennedy relative that keeps getting assassinated at the spawn point over and over
August 10, 2023 at 3:49 PM
Nobody talks about AFK Jr. The Kennedy relative that keeps getting assassinated at the spawn point over and over
Guys driving their convertible wearing a baseball cap like I don’t know you got a chrome dome like you wouldn’t believe
August 11, 2023 at 5:42 AM
Guys driving their convertible wearing a baseball cap like I don’t know you got a chrome dome like you wouldn’t believe
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bluesky should add a button that makes your phone dispense a stick of gum or a little piece of candy or something. they’d need to partner with phone manufacturers but it’s be totally doable and probably pretty easy
August 7, 2023 at 12:21 AM
bluesky should add a button that makes your phone dispense a stick of gum or a little piece of candy or something. they’d need to partner with phone manufacturers but it’s be totally doable and probably pretty easy
Pirate trump be like ar we do a little skullduggery it’s called we do a little skullduggery
August 4, 2023 at 4:30 AM
Pirate trump be like ar we do a little skullduggery it’s called we do a little skullduggery
Who up reading they bible
August 1, 2023 at 6:11 AM
Who up reading they bible
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RIP Paul Reubens it's messed up they busted you for jerking off in the porno theatre that's like literally where you're supposed to do it
August 1, 2023 at 1:23 AM
RIP Paul Reubens it's messed up they busted you for jerking off in the porno theatre that's like literally where you're supposed to do it
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no offense but i will not be clicking through the endless chain of quote tweet posts riffing on the original post where its cchanged by one word
August 1, 2023 at 4:52 AM
no offense but i will not be clicking through the endless chain of quote tweet posts riffing on the original post where its cchanged by one word