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the libs of tiktok person NEEDS to kill themselves
August 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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In America we have city cops, different cops for your county, cops for the whole state, cops for soldiers, cops for malls, presidential cops, cops for the stock market, mail cops, federal cops, cops we secretly send to other countries. Even your neighbors get to pretend to be cops. We’re very safe
August 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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lol why would they admit what time the change was made. who the fuck else is up at 3 am crying about white genocide in south africa
xAI says employee made unauthorized changes causing unprompted “white genocide” responses… no indication of who that employee might be or what is happening to them
May 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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me reading the news every day about someone in the trump administration: okay i’ve seen enough. we should kill this guy
April 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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April 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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so, stephanie turner—the fencer who took a knee & went on a media tour about it—cost a trans girl the chance to participate in society & did it for $5,000 cash, in addition to, i assume, paid speaking gigs with folks like riley gaines.

this is grifting. turner is a grifter. also a garbage person.
April 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Trump wiped 2.5 trillion dollars out from the stock market today. Let's check in on America's most watched cable news network!
April 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Me in six months
April 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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April 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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not even they want to live in the world they want to create
Former MAGA congressional candidate James Lindsey complains to his PragerU audience that his IG feed is now loaded with racist jokes when it used to be all “dancing girls” and “hot chicks.”
March 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
great. another sunday
March 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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we need a new slur to describe the bizarre combination of traits exhibited by elon musk. traditional insults are simply not enough
February 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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elon musk might be one of the most paranoid weirdos out there
February 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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i think it is cool that de facto first consul of the united states is a drug-addled maniac and deadbeat dad with a breeding fetish
listen to this. Elon can barely form a sentence right now.
February 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
like so much
February 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i miss my cat
February 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Let’s see what motivates this guy to join DOG…oh
February 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!
February 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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at home and abroad, their whole plan is for everyone to be poorer, sicker, or just plain dead
BREAKING: House Republicans have released their budget resolution. They are aiming to cut Medicaid by at least $880 billion, and cut SNAP by at least 20%.
February 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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may be beside the point/extremely obvious but i feel like you can only ignore extreme wealth inequality for so long before it metastasizes into something that fundamentally remakes and destabilizes the world by giving people access to so much money that they are fully above consequence
A consortium led by Elon Musk has made an unsolicited bid to buy the nonprofit that controls OpenAI for $97.4 billion. Huge scoop by @jtoonkel and @berber_jin1 www.wsj.com/tech/elon-mu...
Exclusive | Elon Musk-Led Group Makes $97.4 Billion Bid for Control of OpenAI
The unsolicited offer complicates Sam Altman’s plans to convert OpenAI to a for-profit company.
www.wsj.com
February 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.
February 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
good morning. it’s so over
February 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Not only are they happy to ingest things that say “NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION” in their fake quest for “cleaner” living, it’s also amazing how MAHA chuds will say things like “methylene blue protects against oxidative stress” as if they know what any of the words in that sentence mean. Case in point:
February 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM