Colonel Chestbridge
colchestbridge.bsky.social
Colonel Chestbridge
@colchestbridge.bsky.social
Cleveland Guardians fan. Wrestling fan. He/Him
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my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas
December 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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In retrospect the Bush-era War On Christmas stuff seems more ominous than it did at the time. It was just cable news guys crying about dumb/fake shit, then and now; I mean the campaign to turn Christmas, which most everyone likes and feels warmly about, into just another thing to get mad about.
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Since there are no human-generated ballots being revealed, I took @mordyoberstein.bsky.social's viral Gemini AI prompt idea and applied it to the Hall of Fame election:
December 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
More like Jerry Deudy
December 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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John Cena has been compromised to a permanent end
December 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Do the Browns have the worst special teams unit of all time? Yes/Yes?
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Important educational content
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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An Air Canada flight right now
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
For just a second I thought we had an Ernie Clement walkoff and I was concerned @alys216.bsky.social would have exploded in joy
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Legitimately a better Italian role model than Columbus
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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WHEEEEEEE!
September 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Excellent response from Hasan Piker, who was scheduled to debate Charlie Kirk in two weeks. On his stream he said: “The reverberation of people seeking out vengeance in the aftermath of this violent, abhorrent incident is going to be genuinely worrisome.” Also talked about his own vulnerability
September 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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*knocks on door* babe a new doomscrolling side effect just dropped
Prolonged smartphone use on the toilet could be linked to a higher risk of hemorrhoids, not because of increased straining, but because of how much longer people sit, according to new research. https://wapo.st/4mNq8wp
September 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'm out on Nolan Jones. The batting is bad enough but if he's gonna misplay stuff on defense too, and also be a net negative on the basepaths... let's get Petey Halpin up here.
August 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Maybe the guy running on the field is just buying some time for Cantillo to compose himself enough to throw a strike
August 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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one of the great tragedies of our age is how many people are willing to view AI as magic because they don't understand how it functions but unwilling to exhibit any humility at all towards more important things they understand even less (like the climate or medicine)
the program is tokenizing inputs into vectors, then doing matrix multiplication to probabilistically compute which token should follow those tokens.

as usual, you are mystified by systems beyond your understanding and come to a bad conclusion (coincidentally the one you know will get you yelled at)
August 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Carlos Santana is 39 and still gets all the way from 1st to home on a ball to the wall. Incredible (less so when you see how Juan Soto played it, but still)
August 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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if you want to have a nice and relaxing sunday, do not watch the new Hulu documentary on Hurricane Katrina. if you want to shake with rage and anger over the total failure of this nation's government and media establishment, watch the Hulu documentary on Katrina (this is a recommendation)
August 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Here's what Janel Grant's lawsuit against WWE and Vince McMahon alleges about Brock Lesnar.

(These pages contain detailed descriptions of alleged sexual abuse by McMahon and what Grant says was his attempt to traffic her to Lesnar during a contract negotiation.)
August 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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WWE bringing Brock Lesnar back in this moment is both so shameful and on-brand.
August 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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IT’S ACCOMPLICE/MATERIAL WITNESS BROCK LESNAR
August 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM