Theo
@coldoats.bsky.social
I thought my day was bad and I realized my HHKB was left alone with a kid and I checked it and realized there's dents in the plastic and it rattles now. Kill me
December 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I thought my day was bad and I realized my HHKB was left alone with a kid and I checked it and realized there's dents in the plastic and it rattles now. Kill me
I wonder how many hours of my life I have wasted trying and failing at sleep
August 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I wonder how many hours of my life I have wasted trying and failing at sleep
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Mario Kart World is the first game to truly capture the experience of driving around aimlessly while listening to an OCRemix playlist
June 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Mario Kart World is the first game to truly capture the experience of driving around aimlessly while listening to an OCRemix playlist
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to her its the normal room with the normal machine
May 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
to her its the normal room with the normal machine
Am I having a midlife crisis or are people just not freaking out enough
May 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Am I having a midlife crisis or are people just not freaking out enough
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i must be crowned with a dazzling tiara once every six hours or i will die. and buddy, i have NEVER died
April 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
i must be crowned with a dazzling tiara once every six hours or i will die. and buddy, i have NEVER died
Returning to arika games: from Street Fighter EX2+ as a kid to Tetris TGM4 as an adult
April 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Returning to arika games: from Street Fighter EX2+ as a kid to Tetris TGM4 as an adult
Honestly if something bothers me I used to run it by a friend but rn the group seems so small that anything could become public knowledge like what if they all gang up on me and call me autistic
April 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Honestly if something bothers me I used to run it by a friend but rn the group seems so small that anything could become public knowledge like what if they all gang up on me and call me autistic
Getting so many fake lightsaber ads it's making me mad tbh like the algorithm don't even understand me 💔
April 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Getting so many fake lightsaber ads it's making me mad tbh like the algorithm don't even understand me 💔
Working so desperately to change anything. Coming home smelling like BO, wet, exhausted, and wondering if I worked hard enough. Am I stupid?
April 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Working so desperately to change anything. Coming home smelling like BO, wet, exhausted, and wondering if I worked hard enough. Am I stupid?
Sometimes it feels like I'm begging for the boiling water on the stove you know what I mean
April 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Sometimes it feels like I'm begging for the boiling water on the stove you know what I mean
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i know the data is in here somewhere
March 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
i know the data is in here somewhere
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society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
March 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
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I asked thousands of gamers what they love most about games. One answer came up almost every time: "when your horse gets tired."
March 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I asked thousands of gamers what they love most about games. One answer came up almost every time: "when your horse gets tired."
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mods are asleep eat from the forbidden tree
March 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
mods are asleep eat from the forbidden tree
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i love when time is immemorial because you don't have to know or remember anything about it.
February 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
i love when time is immemorial because you don't have to know or remember anything about it.
Five slimes blickys and crimes
February 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Five slimes blickys and crimes
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the old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is a normal time.
February 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
the old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is a normal time.
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you gotta live through the whole thing
January 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
you gotta live through the whole thing
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Not a single positive thing has come from infinite scrolling. Bring back pages.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Not a single positive thing has come from infinite scrolling. Bring back pages.
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[wearing suspiciously nicer clothes than normal and a new lanyard] i guess the bernie bros want to colonize healthcare now 🙄
January 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
[wearing suspiciously nicer clothes than normal and a new lanyard] i guess the bernie bros want to colonize healthcare now 🙄