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@colinthemusical.bsky.social
hard pretzels are not food, they are disbursement mechanisms for little knives in your mouth
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Putting Elon Musk on the cover of a magazine for anything other than “his illegal government funding cuts have already killed hundreds of thousands of people, mostly children” is propaganda
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Putting Elon Musk on the cover of a magazine for anything other than “his illegal government funding cuts have already killed hundreds of thousands of people, mostly children” is propaganda
Hereditary 👁️ 👁️
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Hereditary 👁️ 👁️
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If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
December 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
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I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
Brunson needs to win the nba cup to get back the money he graciously gave back to the Knicks and in no way ever received under the table definitely not
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Brunson needs to win the nba cup to get back the money he graciously gave back to the Knicks and in no way ever received under the table definitely not
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The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
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Israel has shrunk Gaza by 50%
Anyone crossing the new imaginary border gets shot. Israel keeps moving this boundary
Food & aid is woefully short
Still no Journalists allowed
Israels objective to make life intolerable in Gaza
All illegal & all receiving zero attention our leaders & MSM
Anyone crossing the new imaginary border gets shot. Israel keeps moving this boundary
Food & aid is woefully short
Still no Journalists allowed
Israels objective to make life intolerable in Gaza
All illegal & all receiving zero attention our leaders & MSM
December 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Israel has shrunk Gaza by 50%
Anyone crossing the new imaginary border gets shot. Israel keeps moving this boundary
Food & aid is woefully short
Still no Journalists allowed
Israels objective to make life intolerable in Gaza
All illegal & all receiving zero attention our leaders & MSM
Anyone crossing the new imaginary border gets shot. Israel keeps moving this boundary
Food & aid is woefully short
Still no Journalists allowed
Israels objective to make life intolerable in Gaza
All illegal & all receiving zero attention our leaders & MSM
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all i want for christmas is to eat like 4 melatonin gummies and like 7-8 weed gummies at the same time
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
all i want for christmas is to eat like 4 melatonin gummies and like 7-8 weed gummies at the same time
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My favorite part about the knockout round of the NBA Cup is you can tell who really wants that bread and who is just playing.
December 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My favorite part about the knockout round of the NBA Cup is you can tell who really wants that bread and who is just playing.
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Derik Queen is just the kind of weirdo you want to root for hard in the NBA.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Derik Queen is just the kind of weirdo you want to root for hard in the NBA.
Omg I’m next to a first date [thread]
I just want to watch Magic - Heat but now I’m watching for *Magic* and *Heat*
I just want to watch Magic - Heat but now I’m watching for *Magic* and *Heat*
December 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Omg I’m next to a first date [thread]
I just want to watch Magic - Heat but now I’m watching for *Magic* and *Heat*
I just want to watch Magic - Heat but now I’m watching for *Magic* and *Heat*
Magic offense has looked at its best with Bane on the wheel and Paolo on the bench…
December 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Magic offense has looked at its best with Bane on the wheel and Paolo on the bench…
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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Sorry to go sorkin mode but as an American I find this not only treasonous but sacreligious
Immigrants ‘plucked out of line’ at citizenship oath ceremony at Faneuil Hall, group says - The Boston Globe
More than 20 clients of one immigrant services group have had their oath ceremonies canceled, officials said.
www.bostonglobe.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Sorry to go sorkin mode but as an American I find this not only treasonous but sacreligious
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Broke: Not writing at all
Woke: Writing more to get better at writing
Bespoke: Writing more so you have an excuse to commission your friends for art to go with your stories
Woke: Writing more to get better at writing
Bespoke: Writing more so you have an excuse to commission your friends for art to go with your stories
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Broke: Not writing at all
Woke: Writing more to get better at writing
Bespoke: Writing more so you have an excuse to commission your friends for art to go with your stories
Woke: Writing more to get better at writing
Bespoke: Writing more so you have an excuse to commission your friends for art to go with your stories
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Marcus P. McKinley spends nearly all his $70 monthly income on commissary items to supplement the small food portions. Another plaintiff, Judy Riggs, said she spent over $4,000 to buy meals from Aramark’s food-for-purchase programs for her incarcerated loved ones since 2022.
Aramark Cuts Free Prison Meals to Boost Profits, New Suit Claims
A lawsuit claims the prison food company is cutting institutional meals to force incarcerated people to purchase costly food from the same vendor.
www.themarshallproject.org
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Marcus P. McKinley spends nearly all his $70 monthly income on commissary items to supplement the small food portions. Another plaintiff, Judy Riggs, said she spent over $4,000 to buy meals from Aramark’s food-for-purchase programs for her incarcerated loved ones since 2022.
@dieworkwear.bsky.social I need to know what is going on here, pls help
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social I need to know what is going on here, pls help
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ChatGPT sends a Roomba into the past to kill Sarah Conner because her son reminds humans how to make toast
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
ChatGPT sends a Roomba into the past to kill Sarah Conner because her son reminds humans how to make toast
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also always deeply funny that every sci-fi video game from 1999-2014 was trying to be Aliens, and copied everything except the...working class woman protagonist
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
also always deeply funny that every sci-fi video game from 1999-2014 was trying to be Aliens, and copied everything except the...working class woman protagonist
People in NYC often cite my thesis: "Look I just want to be the fanciest boy while also deriding materialism and wealthy aesthetic monoculture, its a really thin line to walk"
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
People in NYC often cite my thesis: "Look I just want to be the fanciest boy while also deriding materialism and wealthy aesthetic monoculture, its a really thin line to walk"
“The desolation of Smaug”
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“The desolation of Smaug”
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
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My body is a machine that turns “you saying a sentence with the slightest passing resemblance of a song lyric” into “me interrupting the conversation to sing that line of the song”
December 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My body is a machine that turns “you saying a sentence with the slightest passing resemblance of a song lyric” into “me interrupting the conversation to sing that line of the song”
Watching the vampire diaries:
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Watching the vampire diaries: