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@comedianptp.bsky.social
Anarchist. ACAB. Cripple. "Artist". Stand up. I'm one of the hosts/producers of the Recyclables podcasts. I am a DM for Dungeons & Flagons. Dying from American Exceptionalism.
Pinned
Other fucked up people's milage might vary with the word,
But to me,
"disabled"
is the worst thing you could call me.
Unless you're specifically the judge looking at my case-
In that case,
Your honor,
I am absolutely and 100% disabled.
But to me,
"disabled"
is the worst thing you could call me.
Unless you're specifically the judge looking at my case-
In that case,
Your honor,
I am absolutely and 100% disabled.
Hey,
Your friendly local cripple & stoner, PTP, here. I'm hosting a mixed mic this Thursday!
My friends have recently begun a place that's a Pay What You Can diner, and have begun putting on shows, too.
Interested in doing a set?
Email me,
Please/thanks!
at
[email protected].
K! Thanks! Bye!
Your friendly local cripple & stoner, PTP, here. I'm hosting a mixed mic this Thursday!
My friends have recently begun a place that's a Pay What You Can diner, and have begun putting on shows, too.
Interested in doing a set?
Email me,
Please/thanks!
at
[email protected].
K! Thanks! Bye!
August 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Hey,
Your friendly local cripple & stoner, PTP, here. I'm hosting a mixed mic this Thursday!
My friends have recently begun a place that's a Pay What You Can diner, and have begun putting on shows, too.
Interested in doing a set?
Email me,
Please/thanks!
at
[email protected].
K! Thanks! Bye!
Your friendly local cripple & stoner, PTP, here. I'm hosting a mixed mic this Thursday!
My friends have recently begun a place that's a Pay What You Can diner, and have begun putting on shows, too.
Interested in doing a set?
Email me,
Please/thanks!
at
[email protected].
K! Thanks! Bye!
Help good people do good things.
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June 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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On this day I offer you a cute boy covered in kittens. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
May 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
On this day I offer you a cute boy covered in kittens. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
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This is the perfect event
If you've never played Dungeons & Dragons,
Or it's been awhile since you played a game.
Or you just like beer and D&D.
Full Disclosure:
I wrote this month's adventure,
And I'll be DMing a table.
www.eventbrite.com/e/may-df-tic... www.eventbrite.com/e/may-df-tic...
If you've never played Dungeons & Dragons,
Or it's been awhile since you played a game.
Or you just like beer and D&D.
Full Disclosure:
I wrote this month's adventure,
And I'll be DMing a table.
www.eventbrite.com/e/may-df-tic... www.eventbrite.com/e/may-df-tic...
May D&F
Celebrate the start of May with drinks and friends at May Dungeons and Flagons!
www.eventbrite.com
May 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This is the perfect event
If you've never played Dungeons & Dragons,
Or it's been awhile since you played a game.
Or you just like beer and D&D.
Full Disclosure:
I wrote this month's adventure,
And I'll be DMing a table.
www.eventbrite.com/e/may-df-tic... www.eventbrite.com/e/may-df-tic...
If you've never played Dungeons & Dragons,
Or it's been awhile since you played a game.
Or you just like beer and D&D.
Full Disclosure:
I wrote this month's adventure,
And I'll be DMing a table.
www.eventbrite.com/e/may-df-tic... www.eventbrite.com/e/may-df-tic...
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I haven't met one yet, but muppets
seem like they'd be a handful.
seem like they'd be a handful.
May 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I haven't met one yet, but muppets
seem like they'd be a handful.
seem like they'd be a handful.
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I have a grind-set mindset 24/7: get stoned and play Tony Hawk 2.
May 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I have a grind-set mindset 24/7: get stoned and play Tony Hawk 2.
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If “trying harder” could solve chronic illness, no one would be chronically ill.
Non disabled people have no idea how hard we try. How much effort goes into managing our conditions to avoid deterioration to our baseline.
How hard it is to survive in an ableist society.
Non disabled people have no idea how hard we try. How much effort goes into managing our conditions to avoid deterioration to our baseline.
How hard it is to survive in an ableist society.
May 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
If “trying harder” could solve chronic illness, no one would be chronically ill.
Non disabled people have no idea how hard we try. How much effort goes into managing our conditions to avoid deterioration to our baseline.
How hard it is to survive in an ableist society.
Non disabled people have no idea how hard we try. How much effort goes into managing our conditions to avoid deterioration to our baseline.
How hard it is to survive in an ableist society.
Like,
Eat the rich,
Sure
... But you know they're all in one death cult or another, right?
They do not care about dying.
They long for it
Because they got a high score at "Money"
You know what really terrifies them;
Being Us.
Having to go to work a job every day.
Not being able to subjugate.
Eat the rich,
Sure
... But you know they're all in one death cult or another, right?
They do not care about dying.
They long for it
Because they got a high score at "Money"
You know what really terrifies them;
Being Us.
Having to go to work a job every day.
Not being able to subjugate.
May 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Like,
Eat the rich,
Sure
... But you know they're all in one death cult or another, right?
They do not care about dying.
They long for it
Because they got a high score at "Money"
You know what really terrifies them;
Being Us.
Having to go to work a job every day.
Not being able to subjugate.
Eat the rich,
Sure
... But you know they're all in one death cult or another, right?
They do not care about dying.
They long for it
Because they got a high score at "Money"
You know what really terrifies them;
Being Us.
Having to go to work a job every day.
Not being able to subjugate.
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100 men vs. setting one therapy appointment.
May 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
100 men vs. setting one therapy appointment.
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Opinion: Society Really Started Going Downhill Once They Stopped Making Rich People Villains in Kids Movies
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Opinion: Society Really Started Going Downhill Once They Stopped Making Rich People Villains in Kids Movies
There’s no denying that the world is going to hell in a handbasket, and everyone has their opinion on why that is. Well, I’m here to tell you the real reason: they stopped making rich people the bad g...
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May 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Opinion: Society Really Started Going Downhill Once They Stopped Making Rich People Villains in Kids Movies
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Arty Folks:
How can I make Glow in the Dark paint show up on camera the same way it does in the dark?
This is a mock up of how I'm thinking of making the lastest bit of art is going to look.
But I can never get the glow in the dark to show:
Do I need a special light or setting on my phone?
How can I make Glow in the Dark paint show up on camera the same way it does in the dark?
This is a mock up of how I'm thinking of making the lastest bit of art is going to look.
But I can never get the glow in the dark to show:
Do I need a special light or setting on my phone?
April 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Arty Folks:
How can I make Glow in the Dark paint show up on camera the same way it does in the dark?
This is a mock up of how I'm thinking of making the lastest bit of art is going to look.
But I can never get the glow in the dark to show:
Do I need a special light or setting on my phone?
How can I make Glow in the Dark paint show up on camera the same way it does in the dark?
This is a mock up of how I'm thinking of making the lastest bit of art is going to look.
But I can never get the glow in the dark to show:
Do I need a special light or setting on my phone?
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remember this is just how much they want to increase domestic facilities for holding and deporting migrants, there's the entirely separate question of CECOT, which quite frankly shows every sign of being a death camp (people are there to be worked to death, no contact w family, ETC)
they are funding a deportation squad
in total, it's ~$9 billion more for salaries over 5 years plus $14.4 billion to deport people, plus $5 billion for other activities - for a total of $28 billion more for ICE over 5 years
ICE is a $10.5 billion agency, so they're doing a 50% increase in funding
in total, it's ~$9 billion more for salaries over 5 years plus $14.4 billion to deport people, plus $5 billion for other activities - for a total of $28 billion more for ICE over 5 years
ICE is a $10.5 billion agency, so they're doing a 50% increase in funding
April 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
remember this is just how much they want to increase domestic facilities for holding and deporting migrants, there's the entirely separate question of CECOT, which quite frankly shows every sign of being a death camp (people are there to be worked to death, no contact w family, ETC)
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"No disabled people use this so why do we need to make it more accessible?"
Have you ever considered that the very reason they're not using it, is because it's inaccessible?
And even if no disabled people do use it, that's not an excuse imo. Accessibility should be standard.
Have you ever considered that the very reason they're not using it, is because it's inaccessible?
And even if no disabled people do use it, that's not an excuse imo. Accessibility should be standard.
April 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"No disabled people use this so why do we need to make it more accessible?"
Have you ever considered that the very reason they're not using it, is because it's inaccessible?
And even if no disabled people do use it, that's not an excuse imo. Accessibility should be standard.
Have you ever considered that the very reason they're not using it, is because it's inaccessible?
And even if no disabled people do use it, that's not an excuse imo. Accessibility should be standard.
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perhaps we should no longer make SUVs that are mobile tank fortresses you can use to commit mass casualty events. just a thought
April 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
perhaps we should no longer make SUVs that are mobile tank fortresses you can use to commit mass casualty events. just a thought
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Please do not ask a Disabled person “what is wrong with you?”
Not only is it nosy, intrusive, condescending and judgemental, it is none of your business.
If you’re disabled, you’re not obligated to share your medical info with anyone.
Not only is it nosy, intrusive, condescending and judgemental, it is none of your business.
If you’re disabled, you’re not obligated to share your medical info with anyone.
April 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Please do not ask a Disabled person “what is wrong with you?”
Not only is it nosy, intrusive, condescending and judgemental, it is none of your business.
If you’re disabled, you’re not obligated to share your medical info with anyone.
Not only is it nosy, intrusive, condescending and judgemental, it is none of your business.
If you’re disabled, you’re not obligated to share your medical info with anyone.
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Silicon Valley is run by people who genuinely think the world as we know it is going to end in the next few decades. Many also WANT this to happen: they WANT the biological world to be replaced by a new digital world. They WANT "posthumans" to take the place of humans. A 🧵:
April 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Silicon Valley is run by people who genuinely think the world as we know it is going to end in the next few decades. Many also WANT this to happen: they WANT the biological world to be replaced by a new digital world. They WANT "posthumans" to take the place of humans. A 🧵:
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The take-away point: we must include these Silicon Valley ideologies on our lists of "existential threats to humanity." And we must take steps to neutralize these ideologies in exactly the same way that we strive to prevent another pandemic or an asteroid strike.
April 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The take-away point: we must include these Silicon Valley ideologies on our lists of "existential threats to humanity." And we must take steps to neutralize these ideologies in exactly the same way that we strive to prevent another pandemic or an asteroid strike.
Because of chronic pain & PTSD I have been seriously considering swapping weed for ketamine,
But I'm worried about the side effects.
Like,
Is "no pain when I walk"
Worth being associated with Elon Musk?
But I'm worried about the side effects.
Like,
Is "no pain when I walk"
Worth being associated with Elon Musk?
April 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Because of chronic pain & PTSD I have been seriously considering swapping weed for ketamine,
But I'm worried about the side effects.
Like,
Is "no pain when I walk"
Worth being associated with Elon Musk?
But I'm worried about the side effects.
Like,
Is "no pain when I walk"
Worth being associated with Elon Musk?