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professor of fallout 3 haterology
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watcher of horror movies, player of video games, committer of felony plant neglect

canadian men dm me i will be your dutiful house husband if you rescue me from the united states please 🥺 you can hide my passport if you dont trust me
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im not calling them skeets
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November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
bro who the fuck is julie im getting gangstalked fr
December 31, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"e33 has bulge jiggle physics" is literally all you had to say to get me on board with all those awards
They didn’t 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 to go this hard with the dick jiggle
December 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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The Trump Justice Department has roughly 5.2 million pages of Epstein files documents still to be reviewed and released to the public.

All documents were supposed to be released on December 19.

The Department is in violation of the law Trump himself signed. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/30/u...
Justice Dept. Is Now Said to Be Reviewing 5.2 Million Pages of Epstein Files
www.nytimes.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
dbd losing the og stranger things license and then getting a chapter 2 of it is the weirdest saga
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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It's kinda funny how every third political post on has some variation of "oh so you think there's going to be elections how cute" in the replies while the daily news is of Republicans getting boatraced in elections, manufacturing the reality you desire to be outraged about isn't just a rw phenomenon
December 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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I actually hate how they turned a campy horror series about Slenderman-Meets-SCP Foundation in which a group of nerdy kids save the day through DnD shenanigans in to Marvel Cinematic Universe Action Franchise Money Printing where everything has to be explained and all mystery ruined.
Details on the final season of 'Stranger Things' 💥

Vol 1 premieres November 26
December 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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oh christ look at the time
December 12, 2023 at 9:21 PM
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This was a pretty good one
December 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
is it just me or do we no longer have, like, internet wide Memes Of The Month anymore?
December 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
the "they're marigolds" queen from the gay deceivers ate that man up because how do you mix up peonies with marigolds?
December 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Turning Point Mojave be like:
If Caesar's Legion are the bad guys, then why is it that only the caravans in NCR territory are the ones that seem to be getting robbed?
December 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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it's genuinely fascinating to me that "you cannot facilitate a genocide against a people and still expect their vote" is too advanced for some analysts to understand.
Dearborn, Michigan could not be reached for comment.
Trump: "I'm not concerned about anything that Israel is doing"
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Me pretending I've never heard of Neutral Milk Hotel to sleep with a 36 year old: oh wow these lyrics are so heartfelt, is this album about anyone in specific?
December 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"money doesn't grow on trees" no but it does grow in subshrubs. cotton and flax
December 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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brb founding a new startup called Weyland-Yutani
December 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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please do not teach the goats italian
October 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
December 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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dudes rock and rule
December 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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i keep seeing posts from poly mfs who are dating like 10 people and it always makes me think of this image
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
mods spanked me for something
December 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
say what you want about stranger things david harbour's rack looks fantastic
December 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM