Contessa Crane
@contessakoumari.bsky.social
Its Contessa, again. I am pretty cool maybe. I reblog nsfw. Part-time harpy. Sometimes good at card games.
Current Project: The Threadbare Testament
Current Project: The Threadbare Testament
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Guess I'll do a media thread this year. I liked doing one in 2023.
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so many posts on this website are just this
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
so many posts on this website are just this
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himedanshis:
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
himedanshis:
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2000s sim date flash game
December 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
2000s sim date flash game
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They don’t want us to have any doctors, let alone the GOAT…
December 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
They don’t want us to have any doctors, let alone the GOAT…
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Online game clans come in following flavours
Templars: min play time 28 hours a day,racist
Тамплиеры: as above. Russian
UwU: weeb perverts
OwO: furry perverts
15th: military larp, racist
Kush: least funny guys ever
SillyClub: here to have fun.Bad at game
Iron Cross: racist pepe logo
POLAND!: Poland
Templars: min play time 28 hours a day,racist
Тамплиеры: as above. Russian
UwU: weeb perverts
OwO: furry perverts
15th: military larp, racist
Kush: least funny guys ever
SillyClub: here to have fun.Bad at game
Iron Cross: racist pepe logo
POLAND!: Poland
December 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Online game clans come in following flavours
Templars: min play time 28 hours a day,racist
Тамплиеры: as above. Russian
UwU: weeb perverts
OwO: furry perverts
15th: military larp, racist
Kush: least funny guys ever
SillyClub: here to have fun.Bad at game
Iron Cross: racist pepe logo
POLAND!: Poland
Templars: min play time 28 hours a day,racist
Тамплиеры: as above. Russian
UwU: weeb perverts
OwO: furry perverts
15th: military larp, racist
Kush: least funny guys ever
SillyClub: here to have fun.Bad at game
Iron Cross: racist pepe logo
POLAND!: Poland
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every gacha dev wants to make arknights but none of them will hire an art director who will fuck the clothes
December 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
every gacha dev wants to make arknights but none of them will hire an art director who will fuck the clothes
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MY NEW SHORT STORY, JUST BE NORMAL IS NOW IN THE 6TH ANNUAL SANTAS SECRET TRANSFIC STASH.
14 SHORT STORIES FOR 7 DOLLARS. GET IT. READ THEM ALL WITH A HOT MUG OF COCOA OF A REFRESSHING ICEBLOCK ON A SCORCHING SUMMER CHRISTMAS.
itch.io/b/3432/stwl-...
14 SHORT STORIES FOR 7 DOLLARS. GET IT. READ THEM ALL WITH A HOT MUG OF COCOA OF A REFRESSHING ICEBLOCK ON A SCORCHING SUMMER CHRISTMAS.
itch.io/b/3432/stwl-...
STWL Presents: Santa's Secret Transfic Stash vol. 6 by Cassie Sandwich and 13 others
STWL Presents: Santa's Secret Transfic Stash vol. 6: 14 items for $7.00
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December 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
MY NEW SHORT STORY, JUST BE NORMAL IS NOW IN THE 6TH ANNUAL SANTAS SECRET TRANSFIC STASH.
14 SHORT STORIES FOR 7 DOLLARS. GET IT. READ THEM ALL WITH A HOT MUG OF COCOA OF A REFRESSHING ICEBLOCK ON A SCORCHING SUMMER CHRISTMAS.
itch.io/b/3432/stwl-...
14 SHORT STORIES FOR 7 DOLLARS. GET IT. READ THEM ALL WITH A HOT MUG OF COCOA OF A REFRESSHING ICEBLOCK ON A SCORCHING SUMMER CHRISTMAS.
itch.io/b/3432/stwl-...
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December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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My video essay on I Saw the TV Glow was mentioned on this year’s Sight and Sound video essay list! I’m a huge fan of Sight and Sound and its impact on film criticism and discussion, so this is an incredible honor to me!
December 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My video essay on I Saw the TV Glow was mentioned on this year’s Sight and Sound video essay list! I’m a huge fan of Sight and Sound and its impact on film criticism and discussion, so this is an incredible honor to me!
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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this is why you don't give them an inch
Alabama rep cites Gavin Newson's vote to out trans kids to parents as precedent that the federal government should follow
December 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
this is why you don't give them an inch
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CRPGs gotta be the most libertarian game genre, you get to playact as the only free agent in a world full of dullards who exist to gratify you but if anything goes you wrong you go to big daddy government for the bail-out (save scumming)
December 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
CRPGs gotta be the most libertarian game genre, you get to playact as the only free agent in a world full of dullards who exist to gratify you but if anything goes you wrong you go to big daddy government for the bail-out (save scumming)
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When will they do exhentai wrapped
December 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
When will they do exhentai wrapped
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
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yuri between someone who goes "hmph!" and someone who goes "heh ......"
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
yuri between someone who goes "hmph!" and someone who goes "heh ......"
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enjoy Clair Obscur but they've already got a disease that's killing 33 year olds irl and it's called being asked not to read Harry Potter even though you're REALLY anxious sometimes
April 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
enjoy Clair Obscur but they've already got a disease that's killing 33 year olds irl and it's called being asked not to read Harry Potter even though you're REALLY anxious sometimes
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everyones too busy to see this
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
everyones too busy to see this
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look i wasn't gonna say anything but when you hear "10 years in the making" from a game by jonathan blow just know that a game never takes 10 years because of good employee relationships and clear leadership direction
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
look i wasn't gonna say anything but when you hear "10 years in the making" from a game by jonathan blow just know that a game never takes 10 years because of good employee relationships and clear leadership direction